PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Roman Strupek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bitch Tits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Strupek comes to the cage accompanied by Visions. Roman Strupek could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bitch Tits's chin.

Strupek
vs
Tits

183 cm
25
176 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

178 cm
22
167 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
KO power

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Very confident

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Roman Strupek!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bitch Tits!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tits tries to clinch but Strupek moves out of range.
Tits fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

Strupek darts in and clinches Tits up against the cage.
Tits is working for takedown but Strupek is calmly controlling the position for now.

Strupek turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Tits is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Strupek is controlling him well.

Strupek looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Strupek is trying to get an arm triangle but Tits is defending well.
Strupek fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Tits is trying to buck Strupek off.

Strupek tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Strupek goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Tits rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Strupek's guard! Nice work there by Tits!
Strupek pulls Tits in close to prevent any damage.
Tits looking to pass the guard.
Strupek managing to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Strupek is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Strupek seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Strupek not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Strupek is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Roman Strupek.

Tits throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Strupek was covering up waiting for the punch and Tits finishes the takedown easily into guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strupek is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Strupek is looking for a kimura here.
Strupek frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Tits's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.

Strupek jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Tits is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Tits and Strupek has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

Strupek thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tits is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

Strupek is trying to get an arm triangle but Tits is defending well.

Strupek is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Tits has escaped the position, nice work there.
Strupek is breathing heavily.
Tits is pushing Strupek's head away, looking to escape. Strupek manages to hold on to the position though.

Strupek is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Tits knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Tits pushes Strupek away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Strupek gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roman Strupek dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Tits misses with a leg kick.
Strupek misses with a takedown attempt

so Tits counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Strupek pulls Tits in to control the position.
Tits passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Tits working away.
Strupek is not content to let Tits control the position.
Strupek keeps Tits under control for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strupek wants to control but Tits postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tits tries to move into full mount but can't pass Strupek's legs.
Strupek is trying to control Tits's posture but Tits avoids it.
Strupek isn't going anywhere.
Strupek tries to contro but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Tits avoids the attempt from Strupek to control.
Strupek is trying desperately to improve position.
Strupek reaches up and holds on to Tits to control the position.
Tits takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strupek tries to hold on but Tits postures up.
Tits can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Strupek is looking to escape.
Tits is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Strupek really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Strupek wants to control but Tits is having none of it.
Strupek tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Strupek wants to hold on but Tits pushes him away.
Tits tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Strupek wants to hold on but Tits pushes him away.
Tits tries to control but Strupek wriggling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bitch Tits showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Strupek's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!

Strupek doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Tits counters with a nice double leg into guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Roman Strupek.
Tits circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tits shoots and misses

and Strupek decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Tits's guard.

Strupek drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Tits manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Strupek has Tits in his guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Strupek looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Tits puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strupek manages to get to full guard.
Strupek looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Roman Strupek overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Strupek seems keen to control Tits's posture.
Tits sitting in guard here, content to control.
Tits trying to control the position from guard on top but Strupek is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Tits showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Strupek pulls Tits in to control the position.
Strupek not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Tits trying to control but Strupek is working from the bottom.
Strupek looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Strupek looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Strupek shoots and misses

and Tits counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Tits.
Tits wants to control from the top but Strupek keeps moving.
Strupek is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Strupek is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Tits is aware though and is defending well.
Tits postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Strupek keeping full guard, as Tits tries to pass.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Tits with a lazy takedown attempt

and Strupek counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Strupek looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Tits is trying to stand up here but Strupek is controlling him well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Roman Strupek showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Strupek has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roman Strupek!