PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between mr mustard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). mustard comes to the ring accompanied by yes. John Zoidberg has the eye of the tiger tonight.

mustard
vs
Zoidberg

187 cm
24
210 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

190 cm
24
222 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

GTI - 1337 $10 tops n shorts

Crippler's Corner
Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, mr mustard!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
mustard circles away from the clinch attempt.
mustard throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but mustard is avoiding it.
mustard misses with a straight right.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
mustard misses with a body shot.
A jab from mustard finds it's way through Zoidberg's defenses.
mustard moves into range and connects with a jab.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
mustard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zoidberg.

Zoidberg gets a clinch.
mustard lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above mustard 's eye.

It looks like mr mustard has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mustard misses with some punches.
mustard tries to pull guard but Zoidberg won't allow it.
mustard lands a body shot.

mustard breaks the clinch.
mustard throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
mustard thows a body shot but no joy.
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
mustard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
mustard throws a lazy right hand but Zoidberg sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but mustard is avoiding it.
mustard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but mustard moves out of range.
mustard swings for the body but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but mustard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zoidberg blocks a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zoidberg.
mustard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
mustard lands a head shot.
mustard misses with a body shot.
mustard listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Zoidberg scoring well with a low kick there.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but mustard moves out of range.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but mustard is having none of it.
mustard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Zoidberg moves out of range as mustard strikes.
Zoidberg avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
mustard connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Zoidberg momentarily.

mustard darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
mustard has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Zoidberg regains half guard.
Zoidberg really doesn't want to stay on the ground with mustard. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

mustard is looking for a kimura here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
mustard thows a huge punch but Zoidberg dodges it nicely.
Zoidberg tries to roll over but mustard keeps him under control.
mustard is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
mustard landing strikes from the mount and Zoidberg is in trouble!
Zoidberg is wriggling around trying to escape.
mustard working Zoidberg over with strikes here.

mustard looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

mr mustard dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! mustard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Zoidberg tries to clinch there but mustard circles away.
mustard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zoidberg dodges the punch combination from mustard.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but mustard circles away.
Zoidberg tries to move into range but mustard moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
mustard throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
mustard shoots in for a double leg but Zoidberg sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
A slow jab from mustard misses its intended target.
mustard shoots in for a takedown but Zoidberg shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
mustard throws a right and a left that both miss.
mustard cracks Zoidberg with a right hand to the side of the head.

Zoidberg gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the head.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
mustard looking to slow down the pace here.
mustard looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for mr mustard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
mustard is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
mustard takes a knee right on the jaw!

mr mustard's cut is getting worse.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
mustard tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the ropes.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that mustard shrugs off.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to mustard's face.

mr mustard's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.

Jeez, mr mustard's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg prevents the takedown attempt.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at mr mustard's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg is the new light heavyweight champion!