PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ridge Kusimar Aivovaurio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wounded Monkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aivovaurio's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cold bitch. Monkey is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Everything in its right place. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Kusimar Aivovaurio
vs
Monkey

173 cm
20
169 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
170 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ridge Kusimar Aivovaurio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wounded Monkey !
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A chopping leg kick lands by Aivovaurio.
Monkey bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Aivovaurio throws the kick towards the body but Monkey avoids it.
The fighters circling - Aivovaurio throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Monkey misses with a looping right.
Aivovaurio misses with an attempted mid kick.
Monkey takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Monkey blocks a head kick by Aivovaurio.
Monkey avoids the head kick by Aivovaurio.
Aivovaurio slips a jab from Monkey .
Monkey lands with a nice body punch.
Aivovaurio is looking to slow Monkey down with leg kicks.
Monkey looks to land a right hand but Aivovaurio moved out of range.
Aivovaurio throws a sloppy head kick and Monkey moves out of range easily.
Aivovaurio scoring well with a low kick there.
Aivovaurio throws a hook to the side of Monkey 's head but Monkey sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Aivovaurio has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Aivovaurio there as he acknowledges the shot.
A shot to the body from Aivovaurio misses
and Monkey counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Aivovaurio thinking.
Ridge Kusimar Aivovaurio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Aivovaurio tries a low kick but Monkey avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aivovaurio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Monkey .
Aivovaurio scores with a head kick.
Monkey blocks a head kick by Aivovaurio.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Monkey , as that shot connected.
Aivovaurio misses with a hook to the body
and Monkey counters with a right hand to the body.
Monkey avoids a punch combination nicely.
Monkey throws a hook to the side of Aivovaurio's head but Aivovaurio sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Aivovaurio throws a head kick but Monkey moves out of range.
Aivovaurio wants to slow Monkey down by chopping away at his legs.
Aivovaurio throws a head kick but Monkey moves out of range.
Monkey throws a lazy right hand but Aivovaurio sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Aivovaurio tries a head kick but it misses.
Aivovaurio throws a leg kick but Monkey sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Aivovaurio. Monkey does a little dance to reset his feet.
Monkey misses with a two punch combination.
Aivovaurio throws a leg kick which misses Monkey 's front leg but catches the back leg as Monkey tries to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monkey thows a body shot but no joy.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Aivovaurio lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Monkey has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Monkey and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Aivovaurio takes a jab right on the kisser.
Aivovaurio scores with a kick to the midsection.
Monkey throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Aivovaurio sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Monkey is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Aivovaurio avoids the body shot from Monkey .
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Aivovaurio lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Monkey has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Monkey and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Monkey takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Aivovaurio misses with a low kick.
Aivovaurio uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Monkey .
Monkey just misses with a punch to the body.
Aivovaurio misses with a low kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Aivovaurio scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Wounded Monkey has been cut.
Aivovaurio attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Aivovaurio throws a head kick that Monkey semi-blocks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
No joy there for Aivovaurio, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monkey checks the leg kick nicely there.
Aivovaurio lands a head shot.

Monkey is rocked!
Aivovaurio with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Monkey is still on wobbly legs! Can Aivovaurio finish him?
Aivovaurio is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Aivovaurio feints a jab and as Monkey dips his head, Aivovaurio unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Monkey right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Monkey falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the ropes! Aivovaurio smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ridge Kusimar Aivovaurio!