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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Ellis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Kyle's Mom a B!^(H. Ellis is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: his Ram Muay performance. Shane Ellis has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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300 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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265 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Shane Ellis!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ellis throws and low kick but Cartman moves out of range easily.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Ellis.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Ellis was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ellis throws a head kick that misses.
Ellis scores with a kick to the midsection.
Ellis scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ellis defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Ellis throws a head kick that misses.
Cartman misses with a hook. Ellis ducked under it nicely.
Ellis slips under a jab from Cartman.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Ellis moves away and avoids it.
Ellis staying out of range there.
Ellis is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cartman.
Ellis staying out of range there.
Ellis will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Ellis is out of range.
Ellis fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ellis gets cracked there but stands up to it.
It looks like Shane Ellis has been cut.
Cartman lunges at Ellis with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ellis's hand.
Cartman misses with a hook. Ellis ducked under it nicely.
Ellis misses with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Donk. Ellis catches Cartman right on the button with a cross.
Ellis fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cartman.
Cartman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ellis pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ellis swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cartman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cartman checks a leg kick nicely.
Ellis darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cartman throws a jab when Ellis was well out of range.
A jab from Cartman misses.
Ellis throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cartman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ellis fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Ellis misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cartman throws a jab but it's blocked by Ellis.
Cartman slips a jab from Ellis.
Ellis throws a body kick that misses.
Ellis pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ellis takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Ellis misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ellis slips a jab and a cross from Cartman.
Ellis misses with an uppercut.
Ellis has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Ellis there as he acknowledges the shot.
Ellis does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Cartman with a hook.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Ellis.
Cartman clobbers Ellis with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A head kick misses from Ellis.
Ellis takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
That has opened up Shane Ellis's cut even more.
Decent striking displayed by Cartman there.
Cartman circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Ellis to the canvas! Ellis doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Cartman keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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