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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Kaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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199 cm
26
315 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
23
300 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tiny Dick! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Big Kaz! The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Leandro Rodrigues and Matheus Silva.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Kaz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dick. That did some damage! Dick tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Kaz paws at him with a jab and circles away. Dick misses with a double jab.
Dick chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kaz can pounce on him.
Dick fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dick misses with a series of wild punches.
Kaz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. The fighters circling - Dick throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Kaz connects with a high kick. Dick tries to clinch but Kaz moves out of range. Dick misses with a double jab.
Kaz throws a series of punches but Dick moves out of range. Dick misses with a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Dick tries to clinch but Kaz is having none of it. Dick closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. Dick stands up and we're back to a striking position. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A left lands for Kaz. Dick avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kaz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dick. Kaz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dick. Kaz lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Dick is breathing heavily. Dick misses the jab. Kaz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dick swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kaz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Dick fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kaz, pushing him back against the ropes. Kaz has had enough of the clinch but Dick keeps him there for the moment. Kaz tries to circle away but Dick has him pinned against the ropes. Dick wants to break free but Kaz has control.
Kaz stalling in the clinch but Dick improves position. Kaz is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Dick has denied him. A battle for position here, against the ropes. Kaz has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. Dick tries to circle away but Kaz has him pinned against the ropes. Dick misses with a body punch.
Kaz trying to control the position but instead, Dick has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kaz into the ropes.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A frustrated look appears on Kaz's face as he tries to break the clinch. Dick wants to get back to striking at distance but Kaz won't allow it.
Kaz keeps control of Dick as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Kaz wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dick is trying to break free. Kaz is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dick is keeping busy. Dick tries to circle away but Kaz has him pinned against the ropes. Dick taking a breather. Dick is looking to break free of the clinch but Kaz has double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dick has Kaz pressed against the ropes, preventing Kaz from circling away and getting back to striking at range. Dick has Kaz pressed against the ropes, preventing Kaz from circling away and getting back to striking at range. Dick lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes. Kaz is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dick is keeping busy. Kaz prevents Dick from breaking the clinch. Dick breaks from the clinch.
Kaz throws a nice head kick!
The fight stays on the outside here - Dick looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Dick closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Kaz did well to prevent Dick getting side control. Dick decides to stand and escape the position. Kaz tries to clinch but Dick moves out of range. Kaz misses with a double jab.
Dick misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Dick throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Kaz counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Kaz is looking to clinch but Dick is avoiding it.
Dick gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Kaz keeps control of Dick as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Dick is stalling here.
Kaz is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dick is keeping busy. Dick is trying to break the clinch but Kaz is controlling him. Kaz tries to stall but Dick uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Kaz seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks. Dick lands with a light punch inside. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows. Dick is trying to force a seperation but Kaz has the dominant position. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Kaz dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Dick has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dick will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Kaz up against the ropes. Kaz is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes. Dick wants to get back to striking at distance but Kaz won't allow it.
Kaz prevents Dick from breaking the clinch. Dick is working Kaz over against the ropes. Good body shot from Dick.
Dick's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not. Dick has picked Kaz up - he's going for a ride! Dick dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard. Dick stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being. Dick throws a series of punches but Kaz avoids them all with ease. Big Kaz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kaz clinches but Dick breaks the clinch and Dick counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Big Kaz seems to be getting the better of the standup. Kaz is breathing heavily. The fight moves into the clinch position. Dick tries to circle away but Kaz has him pinned against the ropes. Dick is looking to break free of the clinch but Kaz has double underhooks. Dick is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Kaz pulls him back up using the underhooks. Dick stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kaz is fighting off a takedown attempt but Dick is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Kaz to the mat. Kaz regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat. Kaz preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Dick stands up from guard. Let's bang! Dick closes the distance and clinches. Dick looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Dick effectively controlling the action here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Dick has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Kaz is trying to keep an underhook but Dick manages to get the takedown into half guard. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Dick stands up out of the half guard. Dick misses with a combination
and Kaz counters with an inside leg kick. Dick connects with a single shot there.
It looks like Big Kaz has been cut. Dick instigates a clinch. Dick breaks the clinch.
Dick swinging wildly here.
Dick moves into the clinch. Dick lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kaz backwards. Dick wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kaz looking to slow down the pace here. Dick wants to get back to striking at distance but Kaz won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dick has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Kaz is trying to keep an underhook but Dick manages to get the takedown into half guard. Kaz wants to get back to his feet. Dick stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being. Dick shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Kaz is trying to defend but Dick finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further. Kaz is trying to stand.
Kaz taking some punishment here, with Dick in his half guard. Dick passes to side control. Dick stands up and we're back to a striking position.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Dick gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Kaz prevents a takedown attempt there.
Dick avoiding damage.
Dick is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes. Kaz stalling in the clinch but Dick improves position. Dick wants to break free but Kaz has control.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Dick stalling.
Dick wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Dick is trying to break free. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tiny Dick dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Big Kaz's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
No joy there for Dick, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tiny Dick is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Kaz throws a right and a left that both miss. Kaz misses with a two punch combination.
A telegraphed right hand from Dick misses the target. Dick tries to clinch but Kaz moves out of range. Dick looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard. Dick stands up and beckons Kaz to join him on the feet. Kaz blocks a head kick by Dick.
Dick tries to clinch up. Kaz is looking to clinch but Dick is avoiding it.
Dick will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kaz has taken the fight to the clinch.
Kaz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Dick looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dick will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Kaz up against the ropes. Kaz tries to stall but Dick uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dick wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dick tries to break the clinch but Kaz is controlling the position. Dick drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kaz is trying to maintain a safe position but Dick gets an underhook and turns Kaz into the ropes. Kaz is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage. Kaz keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dick's efforts to push away. Kaz keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dick's efforts to push away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight. Dick taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Dick pushes Kaz back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head. Dick is trying to break the clinch but Kaz has him pressed against the ropes. Kaz trying to control the position but instead, Dick has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kaz into the ropes. Dick manages to break the clinch.
Dick pushes Kaz up against the ropes in a clinch. Dick has Kaz pressed against the ropes, preventing Kaz from circling away and getting back to striking at range. Dick is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. Dick is trying to break the clinch but Kaz is controlling him. Dick pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Dick thuds a left hand into Kaz's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dick shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Kaz napping and manages to drive through into side control! Kaz dodges the ground and pound from Dick. Dick is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Kaz is trying to escape and Dick transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Kaz is forced to tap! Nice work there by Dick! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tiny Dick!
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
81% |
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