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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacques St Croix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). St Croix has chosen A Little Respect as his entrance music. Raging Douche is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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130 lbs
14 - 0 - 0 |
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147 lbs
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Good wrestling
Good knees
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Raging Douche!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jacques St Croix!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Emerson Jorge and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douche keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Douche drops his hands momentarily and St Croix takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Douche fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
St Croix lands with a thumping leg kick.
Douche on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
St Croix looks to land a right hand but Douche moved out of range.
St Croix plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Douche avoids a kick to the body.
Douche tries to bum rush St Croix with a series of wild strikes but St Croix uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's one minute gone in the round.
St Croix throws a jab but it's blocked by Douche.
Douche goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Douche throws a head kick but St Croix moves out of range.
A big left from St Croix misses.
St Croix tries a head kick but it misses.
St Croix throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fighters circling - St Croix throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Douche throws a lazy head kick
and St Croix counters with a stiff right hand.
St Croix is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
St Croix lands a nice shot to the body.
St Croix tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Douche was well out of range. Poor timing from St Croix.
St Croix throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
St Croix lands a jab-cross combination.
St Croix misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A punch combination from St Croix misses.
A telegraphed right hand from St Croix misses the target.
Douche defending well as St Croix loads up on a big left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Croix throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Douche throws a push kick but St Croix slaps the foot to one side.
Douche slips under a jab from St Croix.
Douche thumps St Croix with a low kick.
St Croix checks the leg kick.
St Croix throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A low kick from St Croix misses
and Douche makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. St Croix really felt that one!
St Croix throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
St Croix shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Douche shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. St Croix defends it nicely.
A shot to the body from St Croix misses
and Douche counters with a nice leg kick.
Douche shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
St Croix tries to buck Douche off but he can't manage it.
Douche throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Douche lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
St Croix is trying desperately to improve position.
Douche lands a heavy elbow.
St Croix regains half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jacques St Croix dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Douche lands a two punch combo.
St Croix cracks Douche with an open hand slap.
Jacques St Croix seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Douche tries to bum rush St Croix with a series of wild strikes but St Croix uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
St Croix missing with a left hand there. Douche was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
St Croix throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
St Croix misses the body punch
and Douche counters with a three punch combo that has St Croix backing up. St Croix nods at Douche to acknowledge the strikes.
St Croix lands a glancing blow to the side of Douche's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche falls off balance throwing a combination
and St Croix counters with an outside leg kick.
Douche rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but St Croix moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Douche shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Douche not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Douche is nestled in close to St Croix, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Douche looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks St Croix with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
St Croix keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
St Croix regains full guard. Nicely done.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Douche postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
St Croix working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
St Croix is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
St Croix had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douche defends it easily.
St Croix is breathing heavily.
Douche thows a big elbow that misses.
Douche postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Douche's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but St Croix has wrist control.
Douche is working St Croix over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douche with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Douche makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Douche trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douche trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
St Croix looking to hit a scissor sweep but Douche is one step ahead there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douche wants to pass the guard but St Croix is keeping the position.
Douche might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douche landing some decent shots from guard.
Douche chips away with some ground and pound.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
St Croix working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douche accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douche drops back, looking for a kneebar! St Croix looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. St Croix looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from St Croix!
Douche is trying to improve his position.
St Croix wants to stand but Douche has his arm trapped.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
St Croix lands with a thumping leg kick.
Douche avoids the head kick by St Croix.
St Croix misses with a looping right.
Some wild striking there from St Croix.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douche slips a straight right by St Croix.
That's one minute gone in the round.
St Croix misses with a looping left.
St Croix lands a head kick. Douche smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Douche tries to bum rush St Croix with a series of wild strikes but St Croix uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Douche throws a combination that misses
and St Croix counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Douche throws a head kick that misses.
St Croix looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
St Croix throws a leg kick that is checked
and Douche counters with a shoot takedown. St Croix fights it but they end up in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
St Croix working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
Douche working some strikes from top position.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but St Croix has wrist control.
Douche working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douche throws and elbow that misses. St Croix uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douche's guard. Nice move by St Croix!
Douche tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douche trying to keep a closed guard but St Croix is proving a slippery customer.
St Croix slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
St Croix stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Douche avoids the body shot from St Croix.
Jacques St Croix is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Croix lands with an uppercut that bounces Douche off the cage and back into rage.
St Croix misses with a looping left.
Douche misses with a wild combination.
St Croix throws a hook but Douche avoids it easily.
Raging Douche is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
St Croix tries a head kick but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Douche steps to the side to avoid the strikes from St Croix.
St Croix throws a head kick but Douche moves out of range.
St Croix throws a nice looking combination but Douche bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A low kick from St Croix misses
and Douche counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for St Croix!
Douche throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Douche scoring with strikes but St Croix is staying in there.
Douche with shots to the head and body - St Croix looks very uncomfortable down there.
Douche lands with some strikes.
Douche throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Douche putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Douche tries to land a leg kick but St Croix saw it coming and moves away.
St Croix throws a combination that misses
and Douche counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Douche throws and elbow that misses. St Croix uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douche's guard. Nice move by St Croix!
Douche working a defensive guard but St Croix manages to pass into side control anyway.
You can see the frustration on Douche's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Douche gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Douche trying to control but St Croix postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because St Croix is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
St Croix wants to stand but Douche has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Douche wants to control but St Croix is keeping busy.
St Croix tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Douche misses with a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Douche fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. St Croix sprawls well initially but Douche persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
St Croix looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
St Croix is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Douche is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Douche thows a huge punch but St Croix dodges it nicely.
Douche not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Douche is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and St Croix defends it well.
Douche wants to free his trapped foot but St Croix is holding on for dear life with his legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche thows a huge punch but St Croix dodges it nicely.
Douche missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
St Croix swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Douche counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for St Croix!
Douche scores with a couple of good head shots there.
St Croix is in all sorts of trouble here.
Douche lands with some vicious ground and pound - can St Croix hang on?
Douche connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Douche landing strikes from the mount.
Douche is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. St Croix can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche landing punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Douche working the ground and pound effectively.
Douche fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
A nice elbow there by Douche.
St Croix is in all sorts of trouble here.
Douche lands a big elbow.
Douche scoring with strikes but St Croix is staying in there.
Douche working St Croix over with strikes here.
Douche has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of St Croix's face.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
St Croix working to try and regain half guard.
Douche lands a nice shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche had his way with Jacques St Croix in that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Douche looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for St Croix!
A nice elbow there by Douche.
A nice elbow there by Douche.
A nice elbow there by Douche.
Douche thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Douche thowing shots but they're missing.
A nice elbow there by Douche.
Douche lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
St Croix is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Douche landing shots from mount.
Douche working the ground and pound effectively.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Douche punishing his opponent with strikes.
Poor strikes thrown by Douche there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Douche is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. St Croix can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
St Croix regains half guard.
Douche landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Douche not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Douche missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
St Croix tries to get to full guard but Douche has control of the leg.
Douche thows a huge punch but St Croix dodges it nicely.
Jacques St Croix has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Douche prevents St Croix from improving his position.
St Croix keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Douche swinging wildly here.
St Croix misses with a double jab
and Douche counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in St Croix's guard now.
Douche throws and elbow that misses. St Croix uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douche's guard. Nice move by St Croix!
Douche is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that St Croix can do to turn this around?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Croix won't allow Douche to sweep him here.
St Croix in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douche wants to sweep but no luck.
St Croix has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Douche is proving hard to escape from.
Douche is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
St Croix has gone for a leg lock! Douche slips out almost immediately though and dives into St Croix's guard.
Douche working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of St Croix's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Douche postures up and lands a big shot to St Croix's brow.
Raging Douche overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
St Croix is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
St Croix wants to get back to his feet but Douche is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Douche postures up and lands a big shot to St Croix's brow.
Douche working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douche content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douche postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Douche postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Douche working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of St Croix's head.
Douche with a flurry of punches that miss.
St Croix preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Raging Douche showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Douche has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 49:46
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 49:45
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Raging Douche!
Raging Douche retains his bantamweight title!
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