PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buzz Lightyear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fubar Snafu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lightyear comes to the cage accompanied by Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. Fubar Snafu has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Lightyear
vs
Snafu

198 cm
23
218 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

195 cm
20
215 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent knees
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Buzz Lightyear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fubar Snafu!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snafu is looking to clinch.
Snafu tries to clinch but Lightyear is having none of it.
Snafu tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Snafu tries to clinch up.
Snafu shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lightyear as he jumps to the side.
A big right from Lightyear misses.

Lightyear lands a left and a right that send Snafu crashing to the mat, dazed. Lightyear thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Snafu is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snafu fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Snafu is still on wobbly legs! Can Lightyear finish him?

Snafu clinches up against the cage.
Snafu seems to have recovered his senses.

Lightyear escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lightyear misses with a two punch combination.
Snafu fails with an attempt to clinch.
Snafu is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Lightyear swats away the attempt to clinch by Snafu.

Lightyear darts in and clinches Snafu up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lightyear escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Lightyear moves into the clinch.
Snafu jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Lightyear walks away with a smile on his face. Snafu gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Buzz Lightyear has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fubar Snafu.
Snafu darts in trying to clinch
and Lightyear counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Snafu tries to clinch but Lightyear moves away
and Lightyear connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lightyear misses with a double jab.
Lightyear misses with a body shot.
Snafu moves out of range of the strikes.
Lightyear smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Buzz Lightyear is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Snafu tries to clinch but Lightyear moves away

and Lightyear counters with a crisp one two that drops Snafu! Lightyear thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Snafu to his feet! Snafu is in big trouble!

It looks like Fubar Snafu has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Snafu tries to clinch

and Lightyear counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Lightyear.

Snafu jumps into guard, dragging Lightyear to the mat.

Snafu is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Snafu lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Lightyear!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snafu thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Poor strikes thrown by Snafu there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Lightyear manages to regain half guard whilst avoiding the strikes.
Lightyear knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Snafu on the ground.
Lightyear keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lightyear tries to kick Snafu off but Snafu keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Snafu works his way into side control.

Snafu is trying to get an arm triangle but Lightyear is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snafu tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Lightyear can't do much from the bottom here.
Snafu in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Snafu throws an elbow but Lightyear slips to the side and avoids it well.
Lightyear is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Lightyear defending against the ground and pound.
Snafu has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Snafu working away.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Lightyear misses with the combination.
Snafu closes the distance but Lightyear moves to the side

and Lightyear counters by moving into the clinch.
Snafu tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short right from Lightyear.
Lightyear lands with a short shot to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A short uppercut from Lightyear.
Snafu tries to pull guard but Lightyear won't allow it.
Snafu jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Lightyear walks away with a smile on his face. Snafu gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Lightyear connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Snafu closes the distance but Lightyear moves to the side
and Lightyear counters with a left and a right that stings Snafu.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Lightyear dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fubar Snafu's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Snafu darts in trying to clinch
and Lightyear cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fubar Snafu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snafu wants to clinch but Lightyear slips to the side

and Lightyear counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
With the fighters up against the cage, Snafu throws an elbow but misses.
Snafu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Snafu jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Lightyear walks away with a smile on his face. Snafu gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Snafu tries to clinch but Lightyear moves away
and Lightyear counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Snafu moves into the clinch successfully.
Lightyear blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Lightyear breaks from the clinch.
Snafu wants to clinch

and Lightyear counters by clinching up.
Lightyear lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Snafu backwards.
Snafu with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lightyear is looking to control Snafu's arms but Snafu gets an underhook and turns him. Now Lightyear has his back to the cage.
Lightyear lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lightyear stalling in the clinch.
Snafu landing knees to the body.

Lightyear breaks from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snafu has his takedown stuffed
and Lightyear counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Snafu has his takedown stuffed
and Lightyear counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Buzz Lightyear has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fubar Snafu.
Snafu is breathing heavily.
Snafu takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Snafu closes the distance but Lightyear moves to the side

and Lightyear holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Lightyear pushes Snafu back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lightyear lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Lightyear breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Snafu tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Lightyear counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Snafu trying to land knees to the body.
Snafu misses with a punch to the body.
Lightyear blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lightyear avoiding damage as Snafu throws knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lightyear.
Lightyear lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lightyear wants to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lightyear breaks the clinch.
Snafu tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Lightyear moves into the clinch.
Snafu jumps guard but Lightyear stands there with Snafu around his waist. Snafu gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

Lightyear breaks the clinch.
Lightyear looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lightyear throws a looping overhand right but Snafu ducks down to avoid it.
Buzz Lightyear is winning the standup battle so far.
Lightyear tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Snafu paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Snafu darts in trying to clinch
and Lightyear counters with a lovely shot to the body.

Lightyear has closed the distance and engaged Snafu in a clinch.
Lightyear on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lightyear.
Snafu fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Lightyear lands a shoulder strike.
Snafu tries to pull guard but Lightyear holds him up against the cage and eventually Snafu drops back down to his feet.

Lightyear manages to break the clinch.
Lightyear circles away from the clinch attempt
and Lightyear connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Snafu tries to clinch up
and Lightyear counters with a one-two to the body.

Lightyear drops Snafu with a beautiful combination! Snafu stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Lightyear is looking for the KO!
Lightyear drops Snafu with a naaaaasty hook - Snafu is in real trouble here! Lightyear dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Buzz Lightyear!