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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Menno Lorenz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leather Puncher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Menno Lorenz is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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200 cm
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270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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188 cm
19
260 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Menno Lorenz ! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Leather Puncher! The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lorenz looks to land a combination but Puncher avoids it well. Puncher should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. Puncher throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lorenz slips under a jab. Puncher tries to work over Lorenz 's front leg with a kick but Lorenz checks it. Lorenz scores with a punch to the head. Good standup being displayed there by Puncher as he connects with a hook.
It looks like Menno Lorenz has been cut. Puncher throws a right hand that Lorenz ducks under and follows up with a left that Lorenz also avoids with ease. Lorenz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Puncher.
Lorenz connects with a jab. Puncher avoids a punch combination nicely.
Puncher takes a shot right to the bread basket. Puncher scores with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Lorenz scores with a punch to the head. Lorenz cracks Puncher with a right hand to the side of the head. Lorenz avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Decent striking displayed by Lorenz there. Lorenz lands with an overhand left. Puncher takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Lorenz scores with a punch to the head. Lorenz slips a jab and a cross from Puncher.
Lorenz throws a one two combo.
It looks like Leather Puncher has been cut. Puncher throws a hook but Lorenz blocks it. Menno Lorenz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Lorenz scores with a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lorenz with a jab. Puncher misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Puncher takes one to the side of the head.
Lorenz lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. A punch lands to the side of Puncher 's head but he takes it in his stride. Lorenz is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Lorenz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Lorenz swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Puncher. Lorenz lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Lorenz . Lorenz connects with a crisp jab. Lorenz keeps the fight on the outside. Lorenz tests Puncher's chin there with a solid looking shot. Lorenz stalks Puncher and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Puncher's face. Puncher staggers backwards, shaken. Lorenz connects with a crisp jab. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A combination from Puncher does no damage. Puncher looks gassed! Lorenz lands a really nice looking cross but Puncher seems unphased.
Nice shot lands for Lorenz . Lorenz thuds a left hand into Puncher's body. Lorenz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Lorenz is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. Lorenz fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Puncher on the side of the head. Lorenz jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Lorenz lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Lorenz tests Puncher's chin there with a solid looking shot. Puncher has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him. Lorenz is really peppering his opponent's head with punches. Lorenz connects with a good right hand that stumbles Puncher. Puncher circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Lorenz closes the distance and lands a one-two. Lorenz connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Puncher's hands. Lorenz bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Jab from Lorenz . Lorenz cracks Puncher with a right hand to the side of the head. Lorenz fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Puncher looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Lorenz scores with a crisp jab that stopped Puncher in his tracks. Lorenz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Puncher momentarily.
Lorenz scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Lorenz moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. A punch lands to the side of Puncher 's head but he takes it in his stride. Good shot there by Lorenz . Lorenz scores with the left hand. Puncher knows he should have avoided that one. Puncher has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Donk. Lorenz catches Puncher right on the button with a cross. Puncher drops his hands momentarily and Lorenz takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Lorenz clobbers Puncher with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Lorenz lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Puncher is rocked! Lorenz drops Puncher with a huge uppercut! Puncher drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Lorenz is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Menno Lorenz !
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