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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Heaten Howler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homo Sexual (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heaten Howler could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Homo Sexual's chin.
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190 lbs
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200 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Heaten Howler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Homo Sexual!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Eliza Hachem and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Howler looks to throw the jab but Sexual is out of range.
Sexual looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Howler is fending him off so far but Sexual persists. Nope, Howler circles away and we're back to standing.
Howler throws a series of punches but Sexual avoids them all with ease.
Howler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sexual moves into the clinch successfully.
Sexual tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Howler just stands there and leans against the cage.
Sexual pulls guard effortlessly.
Howler would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Sexual working for a triangle but Howler defends it easily.
Howler gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Sexual closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Sexual lands in his opponent's guard.
Sexual trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexual thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Sexual won't allow Howler to get back to his feet.
Sexual wants to control from the top but Howler keeps moving.
Sexual prevents Howler from getting back to his feet.
Howler knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sexual on the ground.
Howler has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Sexual off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Sexual avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sexual closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Howler is looking to break free of the clinch but Sexual has double underhooks.
Howler prevents the takedown attempt.
Heaten Howler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Homo Sexual.
Sexual stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Sexual is leaning against Howler and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sexual lands with a light punch inside.
Sexual goes for a takedown in the clinch but Howler prevents it.
Sexual looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sexual is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Howler pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Sexual has Howler pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Howler manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Sexual tightens his grip and picks Howler up, before dumping him to the ground. Howler manages to land in guard.
Howler wriggles free and stands up.
A combination from Howler does no damage.
Howler misses with a wild combination.
Howler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Howler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Howler fails to land with a series of punches.
Howler throws a right hand that Sexual ducks under and follows up with a left that Sexual also avoids with ease.
A combination from Howler does no damage.
Howler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sexual forces Howler back against the cage and clinches.
Sexual escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Howler misses with a few strikes there.
Homo Sexual seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Howler punishes Sexual's body with a nice straight punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexual pushes Howler up against the cage in a clinch.
Sexual breaks the clinch.
Howler swinging wildly here.
Howler on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sexual has managed to clinch.
Sexual ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Sexual no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Howler avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Howler preventing the sweep.
Howler wanted to stand there but Sexual had control of the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sexual is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Howler tries to stand but Sexual is controlling from the bottom.
Sexual is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Howler is aware though and is defending well.
Sexual is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Howler is aware though and is defending well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Howler tries to stand but Sexual is controlling from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homo Sexual dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Howler throws a right and a left that Sexual avoids nicely.
Sexual lands with a nice body punch.
Heaten Howler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Sexual.
Sexual takes the fight into the clinch.
Howler tries to break free but Sexual pushes him back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sexual.
Sexual pressing his opponent against the cage.
Howler looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Sexual is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Howler pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Sexual lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Sexual lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sexual jumps guard but Howler stands there with Sexual around his waist. Sexual gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Heaten Howler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Homo Sexual.
Howler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sexual drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Sexual is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Howler pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Howler has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sexual is breathing heavily.
Howler working hard to break the clinch.
Howler has had enough of the clinch but Sexual keeps him there for the moment.
Howler working hard to break the clinch.
Howler really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sexual is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Howler tries to break free but Sexual pushes him back against the cage.
Howler wants to break free but Sexual has control.
Sexual drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Howler gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Howler tries to break free but Sexual pushes him back against the cage.
Sexual has Howler pressed against the cage, preventing Howler from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Sexual changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Howler fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Some wild striking there from Howler.
Howler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Howler misses with a wild body shot.
Howler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A combination from Howler does no damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Howler misses with a few strikes there.
Howler swinging wildly here.
Sexual gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Howler tries to break the clinch but Sexual is controlling the position.
Howler manages to break the clinch.
Sexual fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Sexual shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Howler sprawls well. Howler wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Sexual gets slowly back to his feet.
Sexual takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Howler throws a series of punches but Sexual moves out of range.
Sexual looks to land a body kick but Howler moved away.
Howler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sexual moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Howler scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Heaten Howler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sexual misses with a takedown attempt - Howler sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Howler misses with a two punch combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Howler lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sexual circles away quickly and effectively.
Howler tries to keep at a distance but Sexual has taken the fight into the clinch.
Sexual gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Howler regains guard.
Sexual wants to get up but he can't break Howler's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Sexual prevents Howler from getting back to his feet.
Sexual pushes down on Howler's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Howler pushes Sexual off looking to stand but Sexual dives back in and keeps control.
Sexual is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sexual throwing shots but Howler is blocking nicely.
Howler pushes Sexual off looking to stand but Sexual dives back in and keeps control.
Howler is defending against the submission attempts here by Sexual.
Sexual thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Sexual is pressing down on Howler's thigh, looking to free his foot. Howler is holding on for now.
Sexual is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Howler throws a nice looking combination but Sexual bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homo Sexual showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Howler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Sexual takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Sexual has closed the distance and engaged Howler in a clinch.
Sexual jumps guard.
Sexual tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Sexual pushes Howler off and scrambles back to his feet.
Howler misses with a wild combination.
Howler throws a right hand that Sexual ducks under and follows up with a left that Sexual also avoids with ease.
A punch combination from Howler misses.
Howler throws a right hand that Sexual ducks under and follows up with a left that Sexual also avoids with ease.
Good shot there by Sexual.
Sexual darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Howler has one foot on Sexual's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Howler misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexual moves into the clinch.
Howler tries to break the clinch but Sexual is controlling the position.
Sexual lands an uppercut.
Howler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sexual prevents Howler from breaking the clinch.
Howler has had enough of the clinch but Sexual keeps him there for the moment.
Sexual pulls guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sexual escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Howler gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Howler wants to stand but Sexual is controlling his posture from full guard.
Howler decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sexual misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A combination from Howler does no damage.
Howler throws a nice looking combination but Sexual bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Howler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sexual has taken the fight to the clinch.
Sexual gets control of Howler's arms and successfully pulls guard. Sexual will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Howler won't allow Sexual to sweep him here.
Sexual looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Sexual looking to hit a scissor sweep but Howler is one step ahead there.
Howler wanted to stand there but Sexual had control of the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexual manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Sexual with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Howler blocking the ground and pound.
Howler squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Sexual is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Howler has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Sexual jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Howler is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Howler and Sexual has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sexual prevents Howler from escaping the position.
Howler is not content to let Sexual control the position.
Sexual goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Howler has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Sexual but great work by Howler.
Homo Sexual is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Sexual tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Howler wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Howler has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Howler fails to land with a series of punches.
Heaten Howler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Howler's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Howler duly obliges.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homo Sexual comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Sexual winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homo Sexual!
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