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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Coal Hagride (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and El Depp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hagride's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I am Black Torment. On his way into the cage it seems that Coal Hagride has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Coal Hagride seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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166 cm
25
183 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
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182 cm
23
195 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Coal Hagride! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, El Depp! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hagride misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Depp.
Depp fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Depp tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Depp fails to land with a series of punches.
Hagride circles away from the clinch attempt.
Depp is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Hagride closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Depp to the mat! Depp manages to get full guard. Depp wants to sweep here but Hagride controlling him for the moment. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Hagride postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Hagride landing with the ground and pound. Hagride lands a couple of decent looking shots.
That's one minute gone in the round. Depp keeping full guard, as Hagride tries to pass. Depp wants to sweep here but Hagride controlling him for the moment. Hagride working some strikes from top position. Hagride lands a couple of digs. Hagride throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Depp escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hagride gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. Hagride wants to pass the guard but Depp is keeping the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Depp is looking for a triangle but Hagride pushes his legs off easily.
Hagride trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. Hagride stopping the sweep attempt from Depp. Hagride lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard. Depp avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Hagride is working Depp over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. Hagride is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Depp is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Depp has escaped and now he's on top!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Depp drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Hagride manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Depp has Hagride in his guard. Hagride loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Depp is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. Depp is working for a submission of some sort.
Depp looks gassed! Hagride tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight. Depp is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Hagride is just riding it out for now. Depp eventually gives up the hold. Depp is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Hagride looking to work for a kimura from the bottom. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Coal Hagride dominated that round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Depp avoids the body shot from Hagride.
Depp fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hagride slips under a jab. El Depp seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Depp throws a head kick that misses. Hagride closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Depp is working to avoid the ground and pound but Hagride connects with a decent elbow.
It looks like El Depp has been cut. Depp defending against the ground and pound. Hagride is putting a hurting on Depp here, landing some big shots from side control. Depp is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hagride is putting a hurting on Depp here, landing some big shots from side control.
The cut above El Depp's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Hagride working the ground and pound. Depp sneaks back into half guard. Hagride thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Depp's head. Depp has a hand on Hagride's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Hagride takes advantage of the position though and mounts him! A big strike lands for Hagride! That's really hurt Depp and he's turned his back - Hagride keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Hagride jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Coal Hagride!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
42% |
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