PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mitch Stinkman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Alkofer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stinkman comes to the cage accompanied by You Bitches Love To Get Fucked In The Ass. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Stinkman
vs
Alkofer

190 cm
25
285 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
21
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Deadly Clothing
Rivers Edge Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mitch Stinkman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chuck Alkofer!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinkman bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Alkofer's head backwards.
Alkofer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Stinkman.
Stinkman misses with a body shot.
Stinkman throws a big shot that misses.
Alkofer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stinkman.
Alkofer scoring well with a low kick there.
Stinkman looks to land a combination. Alkofer sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
A cross from Stinkman lands.
Stinkman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Alkofer dodges the punch combination from Stinkman.
A slow jab from Stinkman misses its intended target.
Alkofer looks to score with a jab to the body but Stinkman is just out of range.
Alkofer misses with a few strikes there.
Stinkman throws a sloppy body shot
and Alkofer counters with a good, hard body kick but Stinkman shrugs it off.
Stinkman scores with a shot to the body.
Alkofer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stinkman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stinkman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Alkofer counters with a head kick.
Alkofer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stinkman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkman avoids the body shot from Alkofer.
Alkofer circles away from the clinch attempt
and Alkofer counters with a head kick. That will keep Stinkman thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Chuck Alkofer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A low kick from Stinkman is predictable there
and Alkofer counters with a low kick, right behind Stinkman 's knee.

Stinkman shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Stinkman postures up.
Stinkman trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Stinkman has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stinkman throws and elbow that misses. Alkofer uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Stinkman's guard. Nice move by Alkofer!
Stinkman trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Alkofer with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

Stinkman is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Alkofer drops back looking for a leg! Stinkman is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Stinkman manages to kick Alkofer off! Alkofer jumps back into Stinkman's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Stinkman has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Alkofer doesn't defend quickly enough and Stinkman has managed to lock this one up! Can Alkofer escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Stinkman on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Mitch Stinkman!