PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Dummy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cooper kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Cooper
vs
Dummy

225 cm
27
305 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

225 cm
26
298 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

.: AFFAKETION :.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubba Dummy!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dummy checks a low kick from Cooper.
Cooper tries to land a leg kick but Dummy saw it coming and moves away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cooper lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dummy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dummy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A head kick misses from Cooper.
Cooper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
No luck for Dummy with that takedown attempt.
Cooper throws a low kick but Dummy avoids it.
A bone on bone clash there as Dummy blocks the leg kick.
Cooper looks to land a right hand but Dummy moved out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice sprawl there from Cooper as Dummy shoots in.
Cooper throws a leg kick but Dummy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dummy shoots in for a takedown but Cooper shows good takedown defense.
Harry Cooper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba Dummy.
Horrible takedown by Dummy or perhaps it was just good defense by Cooper which made him look bad.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Dummy or perhaps it was just good defense by Cooper which made him look bad.
Horrible takedown by Dummy or perhaps it was just good defense by Cooper which made him look bad.
Cooper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nice sprawl there from Cooper as Dummy shoots in.
Cooper throws a front kick aimed at Dummy's knee but Dummy avoids it well.
Donk. Cooper catches Dummy right on the button with a cross.
Cooper lands with a good body shot.
Dummy fails to land the takedown.
Cooper motions for Dummy to come forward. Cooper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dummy's sensitive parts.
Dummy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Cooper's waist but Cooper gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dummy off to one side.

Dummy scores a takedown into full mount!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Dummy controlling his opponent.

Dummy has hold of Cooper's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Cooper manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Dummy looks gassed!
Cooper is trying to escape the mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dummy tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Dummy's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dummy tries to control but Cooper wriggling away.
Dummy tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Cooper dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Dummy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cooper, right into the meat.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cooper.
Cooper displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dummy.
Cooper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cooper throws a head kick that misses.
Dummy walks into a stiff left hand from Cooper.
Dummy is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cooper displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dummy.
Jab, jab by Cooper - just one landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dummy shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cooper sprawls well. Cooper wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dummy gets slowly back to his feet.
Harry Cooper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba Dummy.
Cooper lands a lovely overhand right.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dummy.
Cooper looks to score with a jab to the body but Dummy is just out of range.

Dummy scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Cooper is trying to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dummy controls the position.
Cooper isn't going anywhere.
Dummy wants to take a breather but Cooper manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Dummy.
Dummy postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dummy is stalling in the full guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Bubba Dummy.
Cooper throws out a leg kick but Dummy moves out of range and Cooper only half commits.
Cooper cracks the inside of Dummy's front leg.
Cooper cracks a nice hook into Dummy's ribs.
Cooper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cooper, right into the meat.
Cooper throws a head kick but Dummy moves out of range.
Cooper misses with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dummy looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Cooper cracks a nice hook into Dummy's ribs.
Nice shot by Cooper.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cooper throws a front kick aimed at Dummy's knee but Dummy avoids it well.
Cooper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cooper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cooper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cooper wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cooper throws a front kick aimed at Dummy's knee but Dummy avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Cooper dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Cooper throws a leg kick which misses Dummy's front leg but catches the back leg as Dummy tries to avoid it.
Dummy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dummy tries to score a power double leg takedown but Cooper sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Dummy somewhat.
Dummy avoids the head kick by Cooper.
Cooper throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dummy.
Harry Cooper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dummy shoots in for a double leg but Cooper sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Cooper stuffs the takedown.
Harry Cooper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba Dummy.
Dummy fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Cooper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dummy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cooper stuns Dummy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cooper.
Cooper misses with a low kick.
Cooper getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Harry Cooper is winning the standup battle so far.
Cooper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cooper.
Dummy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cooper can pounce on him.
Cooper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cooper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cooper cracks the inside of Dummy's front leg.
Cooper misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dummy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cooper.
Cooper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bubba Dummy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cooper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cooper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dummy's sensitive parts.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cooper.
Dummy checks a leg kick nicely.
Dummy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cooper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dummy checks a leg kick.
Cooper connects with a solid leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Cooper.
Cooper throws a low kick, looking for Dummy's leg but Dummy calmly moves out of range.
Cooper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dummy.
Left hook, right uppercut from Cooper.
Harry Cooper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

It looks like Bubba Dummy has been cut.
Cooper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dummy takes a kick to the side of the head.
Cooper throws out a leg kick but Dummy moves out of range and Cooper only half commits.
Dummy checks a leg kick nicely.
Cooper scores with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A clash of legs there as Dummy blocks the low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Cooper.
Cooper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dummy checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cooper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cooper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dummy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cooper - that will leave a mark!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cooper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dummy checks a leg kick.
Cooper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Harry Cooper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cooper, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:26
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harry Cooper!