PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chilun Rassaaja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and hulk hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chilun Rassaaja could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to hulk hogan's chin.

Rassaaja
vs
hogan

200 cm
22
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
250 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chilun Rassaaja!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, hulk hogan!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

hogan moves into range and clinches up with Rassaaja.
hogan stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
hogan tries for a takedown but Rassaaja manages to get underhooks.
Rassaaja wants to break free but hogan has control.
Rassaaja is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from hogan.

hogan lands a takedown into guard.
hogan won't allow Rassaaja to sweep him here.
Rassaaja is looking to stand up but hogan isn't so interested in that idea.
hogan postures up.
Rassaaja keeping moving, preventing hogan from controlling successfully.
Rassaaja wants to get back to his feet but hogan is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
hogan wants to control from the top but Rassaaja keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
hogan stops Rassaaja from standing up.

hogan decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
hogan shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Rassaaja but Rassaaja pushes him off and we're back to square one.
hogan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rassaaja throws out the jab.

hogan bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
hogan is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Rassaaja is trying to get back to his feet.
hogan trying to control the action but Rassaaja is working from the bottom.
hogan in side control lands a decent elbow.
hogan is looking to take a break and control but Rassaaja is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rassaaja is trying to improve his position.

hogan looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
hogan looks gassed!
hogan working away.
Rassaaja might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Rassaaja is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but hogan has just dragged him back down to the mat.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Rassaaja misses with a wild combination.
hogan slips a straight right by Rassaaja.
hogan fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
hogan misses with a takedown attempt - Rassaaja sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Chilun Rassaaja has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of hulk hogan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rassaaja cracks hogan with a good jab.
Rassaaja lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
hogan takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Rassaaja throws the left hand but hogan avoids the punch easily.
Rassaaja avoids the head kick by hogan.
A big right from Rassaaja misses.
Nice shot lands for Rassaaja.
hogan with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rassaaja to score with a decent uppercut.
hogan throws a leg kick but Rassaaja checks it.
Rassaaja scores with a nice head shot.
Rassaaja swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rassaaja lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
hogan tries to close the distance and clinch but Rassaaja swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Crack! Rassaaja connects with the perfect overhand right and hogan falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Rassaaja!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Chilun Rassaaja!