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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Maximillion Dirk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roll Fizzlebeef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dirk's entrance music is Mack the Knife. A fine choice. Maximillion Dirk is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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165 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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174 cm
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160 lbs
11 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Maximillion Dirk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Roll Fizzlebeef!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Saam Ante and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dirk misses the shot to the body.
Fizzlebeef avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fizzlebeef dives in and grabs Dirk's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dirk pushes down on Fizzlebeef's head and hops out.
Fizzlebeef is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Dirk.
Dirk tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fizzlebeef was well out of range. Poor timing from Dirk.
A big left from Dirk misses.
Dirk misses the shot to the body.
Dirk swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fizzlebeef throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fizzlebeef lands a nice hook to Dirk's body. Dirk takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dirk lands a nice shot to the body.
Dirk pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A big left from Dirk misses.
Dirk lands with a good body shot.
Fizzlebeef connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dirk's hands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Fizzlebeef. That snapped Dirk's head back.
Fizzlebeef scores with a nice strike.
A shot to the body from Dirk misses
and Fizzlebeef counters with a takedown into side control.
Dirk is looking for a sweep.
Dirk managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef working the ground and pound but Dirk is defending the strikes.
The strikes coming from Fizzlebeef are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
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Fizzlebeef creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Dirk sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Fizzlebeef tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Dirk!
Fizzlebeef has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Fizzlebeef trying to control but Dirk is having none of it.
Fizzlebeef breaks from Dirk's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Fizzlebeef scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Fizzlebeef raining down shots from the mount!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Fizzlebeef thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Fizzlebeef goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Dirk turns into him and now he's in Fizzlebeef's guard.
Fizzlebeef is looking for a triangle but Dirk pushes his legs off easily.
Dirk pushes down on Fizzlebeef's leg and manages to get into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Dirk wants to stand but Fizzlebeef has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
The fighters are battling for position here. Fizzlebeef manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Fizzlebeef wants to sweep but no luck.
Fizzlebeef has an active guard here but Dirk has managed to pass into half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fizzlebeef trying to control here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roll Fizzlebeef dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Dirk throws a hook but Fizzlebeef avoids it easily.
Dirk looks to score with a jab to the body but Fizzlebeef is just out of range.
Fizzlebeef bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dirk misses the jab.
Dirk misses with a body shot
and Fizzlebeef counters with a nice uppercut.
Fizzlebeef keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dirk.
Dirk tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fizzlebeef was well out of range. Poor timing from Dirk.
Dirk misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Fizzlebeef counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dirk throws a sloppy body shot
and Fizzlebeef counters with a straight right hand.
Dirk throws a shot to the body.
Fizzlebeef with a jab.
Fizzlebeef fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dirk avoids it really well and circles away.
Dirk fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fizzlebeef manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Fizzlebeef. Beautiful body shot.
Fizzlebeef on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dirk lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fizzlebeef at a distance.
Dirk takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A shot to the body from Dirk misses
enabling Fizzlebeef to counter with a crisp jab.
Dirk throws a shot from downtown. Fizzlebeef moves away and avoids it.
Dirk pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dirk misses with an uppercut.
Dirk misses with a looping left.
Dirk swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fizzlebeef counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dirk looks to score with a jab to the body but Fizzlebeef is just out of range.
Dirk throws a hook but Fizzlebeef blocks it.
Fizzlebeef connects with a right hand. Dirk shakes it off.
A jab from Fizzlebeef misses.
Dirk misses with a jab to the body
and Fizzlebeef counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Maximillion Dirk is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dirk misses with a few strikes there.
Dirk misses with a body punch
and Dirk takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Good standup being displayed there by Dirk as he connects with a hook.
Nice sprawl there from Dirk as Fizzlebeef shoots in.
Fizzlebeef misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dirk.
Fizzlebeef misses with a straight left.
Nice cross by Dirk.
Dirk falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fizzlebeef counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef lands an overhand right.
Maximillion Dirk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dirk misses with a shot to the body
and Fizzlebeef counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dirk misses the body punch
and Fizzlebeef counters with a right hand to the body.
Fizzlebeef scores with a hook to the body. Dirk takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fizzlebeef shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Maximillion Dirk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roll Fizzlebeef.
Nice defenses there by Fizzlebeef.
Dirk misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Fizzlebeef counters with a left to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dirk throws a left and a right that both miss
and Fizzlebeef connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dirk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A slow jab from Dirk misses its intended target.
Dirk misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Fizzlebeef counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dirk misses with a hook to the body
and Fizzlebeef counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirk needs to keep his hands up - Fizzlebeef had a free shot at his head there.
A shot to the body from Dirk misses
and Fizzlebeef counters with a left to the body.
A big left from Dirk misses.
Fizzlebeef throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fizzlebeef is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dirk.
Fizzlebeef keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dirk.
Dirk misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Fizzlebeef to counter with a crisp jab.
Dirk misses with a hook to the body
and Fizzlebeef counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dirk thinking.
Nice shot by Fizzlebeef.
Dirk throws out a loose jab but Fizzlebeef uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fizzlebeef throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A shot to the body from Dirk misses
and Fizzlebeef counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dirk misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Fizzlebeef counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roll Fizzlebeef showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Fizzlebeef bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Fizzlebeef goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Dirk is rocked!
Fizzlebeef's corner calls for a 1-2. Fizzlebeef obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Oh Dirk is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fizzlebeef dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fizzlebeef lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dirk at a distance.
Fizzlebeef cracks Dirk with a hook to the temple - Dirk is on wobbly legs here! Fizzlebeef swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Dirk falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Fizzlebeef wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Roll Fizzlebeef!
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energy
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hype
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