PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between KEITH JOYCE (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barrack Obama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

JOYCE
vs
Obama

225 cm
18
265 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

220 cm
18
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, KEITH JOYCE!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barrack Obama!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from JOYCE.
JOYCE looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Obama tries to clinch but JOYCE is having none of it.
Obama looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? JOYCE is fending him off so far but Obama persists. Nope, JOYCE circles away and we're back to standing.
Obama takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Obama tries to clinch there but JOYCE circles away.
Obama tries to clinch but JOYCE moves out of range.
JOYCE checks a leg kick nicely.
Obama looks for a takedown but JOYCE sprawls well.
JOYCE will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A head kick misses from Obama.
JOYCE throws an overhand right that has Obama reeling! JOYCE follows up with a more punches and Obama is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). KEITH JOYCE!