PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steve Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Dummy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, n. Bubba Dummy will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Jones
vs
Dummy

188 cm
27
294 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

225 cm
27
298 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

MADE IN GERMANY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubba Dummy!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Chris Downing and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dummy gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jones counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Bubba Dummy has been cut.
Jones misses with a double jab
and Dummy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jones misses with a double jab
and Dummy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Jones misses with a double jab

so Dummy counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Dummy manages to pass to side control.
Dummy content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jones trying to control from the bottom.
Dummy is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Dummy stops Jones from getting back to his feet.
Jones wants to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dummy with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Bubba Dummy was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Jones misses with a hook

and Dummy counters with a single leg into guard. Jones didn't expect that.
Jones looking for a sweep. Not yet Jones, not yet.
Jones wants to stand up but Dummy is controlling him.
Jones is looking to stand back up but Dummy counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Jones.
Dummy controlling the pace.
Jones is looking to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones is working hard here to advance position.
Jones on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Jones tries to get out of the position.
Dummy prevents Jones from standing back up.
Dummy with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

Jones makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Jones misses with a lunging right hand

and Dummy counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Jones's guard now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Jones is working for a submission of some sort.
Dummy is doing well to control the position and prevent Jones from advancing to side control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubba Dummy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bubba Dummy's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dummy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jones's hands.
Dummy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice takedown defense from Jones. No joy for Dummy on that attempt.
Steve Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dummy lands a nice looking body shot.
Jones misses with a double jab

and Dummy counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Jones wants to get back to full guard but Dummy has passed into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dummy takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Let's hope that Dummy has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Jones is desperately trying to improve his position but Dummy has a good base and remains in mount.
Jones is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones tries to hold on but Dummy postures up.
Jones is trying to escape the mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dummy takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Jones is working to get back to half guard.
Jones looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
Jones trying to control the position but Dummy manages to sink in the hooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones biding his time here by controlling the hands, looking to escape.
Jones can't escape the position.
Dummy is trying to stick to Jones's back but Jones is turning into Dummy. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Dummy's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Jones.
Dummy keeping moving, preventing Jones from controlling successfully.
Dummy trying to control the position.
Jones throwing strikes but missing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dummy has his hands on Jones's head, controlling the position.
Jones content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Jones working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jones has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Jones wants to stand but Dummy has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Dummy keeping full guard, as Jones tries to pass.
Dummy is trying to keep Jones in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubba Dummy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Bubba Dummy's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Dummy doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Jones counters with a stiff right hand.
Dummy doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dummy misses with a takedown
and Jones counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Dummy falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Steve Jones!