PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Neil Adams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Jeremy
vs
Adams

168 cm
27
157 lbs
8 - 6 - 1

174 cm
26
155 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Neil Adams!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Eddie Farnsworth and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy thows a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy lands a nice hook to Adams's body. Adams takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Adams keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Jeremy lands a left and a right that send Adams crashing to the mat, dazed. Jeremy thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Neil Adams has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Adams tries for a takedown but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jeremy works over Adams's head and body with a nice combination.
Jeremy lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ron Jeremy!