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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steve Stevenson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Cartman's choice of entrance music: Eric Cartman-Poker Face. Eric Cartman acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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285 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve Stevenson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman dodges the punch combination from Stevenson.
Cartman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Stevenson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartman closes the distance and pushes Stevenson back into the cage.
Stevenson is trying to break the clinch but Cartman has him pressed against the cage.
Stevenson has had enough of the clinch but Cartman keeps him there for the moment.
Stevenson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cartman misses with a body punch.
Cartman trying to land knees to the body.
Cartman keeps control of Stevenson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Stevenson tries to break free but Cartman pushes him back against the cage.
Stevenson is looking to break free of the clinch but Cartman has double underhooks.
Cartman decides to pull guard.
Stevenson won't allow Cartman to get back to his feet.
Stevenson wants to stand but Cartman has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Cartman controls Stevenson momentarily but Stevenson frees himself.
Cartman controlling the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stevenson seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Stevenson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartman is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Cartman is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Cartman is looking to stand up but Stevenson isn't so interested in that idea.
Cartman keeping moving, preventing Stevenson from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cartman wants to sweep but no luck.
Cartman looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Cartman looks gassed!
Stevenson is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Stevenson preventing the sweep.
Cartman keeping moving, preventing Stevenson from controlling successfully.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Cartman tries to clinch but Stevenson is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman walks into a straight right hand from Stevenson.
Cartman is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Stevenson.
It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stevenson drops Cartman with a beautiful combination! Cartman stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Stevenson is looking for the KO!
Stevenson throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
A leg kick checked by Cartman.
Stevenson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Stevenson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Stevenson darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Stevenson takes the fight into the clinch.
Stevenson stalling in the clinch but Cartman improves position.
Stevenson is trying to break the clinch but Cartman is controlling him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stevenson prevents Cartman from breaking the clinch.
Stevenson is trying to break the clinch but Cartman has him pressed against the cage.
Stevenson working hard to break the clinch.
Stevenson is looking to break free of the clinch but Cartman has double underhooks.
Stevenson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Stevenson working hard to break the clinch.
Cartman tries to pull guard but Stevenson holds him up against the cage and eventually Cartman drops back down to his feet.
Cartman should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Stevenson working hard to break the clinch.
Stevenson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cartman is keeping busy.
A frustrated look appears on Stevenson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cartman manages to pull guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stevenson trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stevenson wants to pass the guard but Cartman is keeping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Steve Stevenson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Stevenson throws a combination that misses
and Cartman counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Stevenson's guard now.
Stevenson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Cartman on the ground.
Cartman trying to control but Stevenson is working from the bottom.
Stevenson keeping full guard, as Cartman tries to pass.
Cartman is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Stevenson on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Stevenson tries to get out of the position.
Cartman passes Stevenson's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Cartman thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cartman stops Stevenson from getting back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Stevenson wants to get back to his feet.
Cartman decides to stand and escape the position.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stevenson lands with a nice combination. Cartman backs away looking to recover.
Cartman takes one to the chin there.
Steve Stevenson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stevenson tries to close the distance and clinch but Cartman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Stevenson is just out of range.
Stevenson's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Stevenson duly obliges.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman fails with the takedown
and Stevenson counters with a two punch combo.
Steve Stevenson is winning the standup battle so far.
Stevenson tries to clinch but Cartman moves out of range.
Stevenson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cartman fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Stevenson avoids it really well and circles away.
Stevenson throws a one two combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head kick misses from Stevenson.
Cartman misses with a double jab
and Stevenson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman shoots in and drives through. Stevenson sprawls well.
Steve Stevenson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Stevenson counters with a left and a right that stings Cartman.
Stevenson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stevenson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cartman moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Stevenson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Stevenson as he avoids it easily.
Cartman fails with the takedown.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Stevenson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Stevenson.
Cartman has Stevenson up against the cage in a clinch.
Cartman pulls guard effortlessly.
Cartman looking to hit a scissor sweep but Stevenson is one step ahead there.
Cartman is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Stevenson is aware though and is defending well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stevenson controls from within his opponent's guard.
Stevenson tries to free his leg and advance position but Cartman is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Steve Stevenson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Cartman changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Stevenson tries to avoid it but Cartman manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Stevenson to the ground. Stevenson escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Stevenson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cartman. Cartman circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Stevenson is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stevenson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Stevenson lands a nice shot that snaps Cartman's head back.
Stevenson tries to close the distance and clinch but Cartman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Danga de danga de dang - Stevenson scores with a four punch combination!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stevenson misses with a two punch combination.
Stevenson scores with a one two! Cartman had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Stevenson cracks Cartman with a right hand to the side of the head.
Stevenson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stevenson sizes up Cartman with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Stevenson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Cartman shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Stevenson counters with a three punch combo that has Cartman backing up. Cartman nods at Stevenson to acknowledge the strikes.
Stevenson with a nice cross.
Stevenson works over Cartman's head and body with a nice combination.
Stevenson displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Stevenson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cartman can do to turn this around?
Cartman gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Stevenson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Steve Stevenson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Stevenson throws a combination. Cartman tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stevenson jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cartman shoots in and drives through. Stevenson sprawls well.
Stevenson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cartman scores with a kick to the body.
Cartman throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Stevenson's waist but Stevenson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cartman off to one side.
Cartman keeps the fight on the outside.
Stevenson avoids the head kick by Cartman.
A head kick by Stevenson misses
and Cartman counters with a thumping low kick.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stevenson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stevenson throws a series of strikes that have Cartman backpedaling.
Stevenson throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
A decent looking cross lands there for Stevenson.
Stevenson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Stevenson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cartman circles away quickly and effectively.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Stevenson but Stevenson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Stevenson is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Stevenson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stevenson wants it to stay on the feet.
Stevenson tries to bum rush Cartman with a series of wild strikes but Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cartman is trying hard to land a takedown here. Stevenson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Cartman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Stevenson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Stevenson misses with a straight right.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Stevenson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cartman will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Cartman takes a jab right on the kisser.
Steve Stevenson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cartman tries to move into range but Stevenson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Stevenson wants to clinch but Cartman slips to the side
and Cartman counters with a series of strikes. Stevenson will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stevenson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stevenson scores with a jab. Cartman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stevenson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that's the end of the fight!
Steve Stevenson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Stevenson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:26
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:26
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Steve Stevenson!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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