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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rumple Foreskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brian Seaville (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumple Foreskin is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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185 cm
23
215 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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188 cm
21
222 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rumple Foreskin! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brian Seaville! The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Foreskin tries to clinch up. Seaville keeps the fight on the outside. Foreskin fails to land the takedown. Seaville dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Seaville ducks under a wild hook from Foreskin. Foreskin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Seaville throws a series of punches but Foreskin avoids them all with ease. Seaville feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Foreskin sprawling to the canvas! Foreskin rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Seaville finish him?!
Foreskin is rocked!
It looks like Rumple Foreskin has been cut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Seaville fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Foreskin out cold! Brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Brian Seaville!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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