PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Marv (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Marv has chosen Eminem - No Love ft. Lil Wayne as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ferguson
vs
Marv

185 cm
20
215 lbs
6 - 5 - 1

191 cm
18
195 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jimmy Marv!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marv tries for a takedown but Ferguson sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Nice takedown defense from Ferguson. No joy for Marv on that attempt.
Ferguson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Marv moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Marv fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jimmy Marv.
No luck for Marv with that takedown attempt.
Ferguson scores with a body shot.
Marv looks gassed!
Ferguson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Marv at a distance.

Ferguson moves into the clinch.
Ferguson stalling the fight.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.

It looks like Jimmy Marv has been cut.
Ferguson landing knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ferguson taking a breather.
Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ferguson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Ferguson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ferguson lands an elbow inside that Marv shrugs off.

That has opened up Jimmy Marv's cut even more.
Ferguson is struggling to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Ferguson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson landing knees to the body.
Ferguson pressing his opponent against the cage.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Good body shot from Ferguson.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Marv's face.
Marv takes a shot to the head.
Ferguson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Marv has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ferguson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson lands an elbow inside.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Marv's ribcage.
Marv managing to block the knees to the body from Ferguson.
Marv has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ferguson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Marv takes a knee right on the jaw!

Marv has picked Ferguson up - he's going for a ride! Marv dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferguson gets back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Marv stopping the sweep attempt from Ferguson.
Marv is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Ferguson pushes a forearm under Marv's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Marv is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd Ferguson!