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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kill Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cooper comes to the cage accompanied by LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out. The crowd seem to be enjoying Face's choice of entrance music: Welcome to the TerrorDome. Kill Face is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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306 lbs
15 - 2 - 0 |
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225 cm
21
300 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kill Face!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Face pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cooper misses with a few strikes there.
Cooper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Face.
Cooper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
It looks like Kill Face has been cut.
Face tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cooper is able to avoid easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Face lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cooper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cooper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Face throws a push kick but Cooper slaps the foot to one side.
Cooper misses with a wild body shot.
A head kick misses from Face.
Face pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kill Face seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cooper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Face misses with a head kick.
Face throws the kick towards the body but Cooper avoids it.
Face tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A clash of legs there as Cooper blocks the low kick.
Cooper throws a low kick but Face moves out of range easily.
Cooper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Face in his tracks.
Cooper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cooper scores with a three punch combo!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cooper counters with a one-two to the body.
A cross from Face lands.
Cooper thuds a left hand into Face's body.
Cooper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Face.
Cooper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Face looks gassed!
Face misses with a kick to the body.
Cooper throws a right hand that Face ducks under and follows up with a left that Face also avoids with ease.
Cooper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cooper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cooper scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Face misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cooper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cooper looks to score with a jab to the body but Face is just out of range.
Cooper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cooper lands with a shot to the body.
Cooper lands with a nice body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooper punishes Face's body with a nice straight punch.
Cooper is looking to wear down Face with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cooper digs a good hook to Face's body.
Cooper lands with a shot to the body.
Cooper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Face's sensitive parts.
Cooper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That has opened up Kill Face's cut even more.
Cooper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cooper scores with a jab to the body.
Cooper scores with a hook to the body. Face takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cooper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cooper with a jab.
Cooper lands with an overhand left.
Cooper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cooper.
Cooper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cooper digs a good hook to Face's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooper swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Face throws a looping overhand right but Cooper ducks down to avoid it.
Face avoids the body shot from Cooper.
Cooper scores with a decent looking hook.
Face throws a head kick that misses
and Cooper counters with a head kick.
Face takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cooper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Face in his tracks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cooper connects with a looping right hand.
Face is rocked!
The cut above Kill Face's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Cooper fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Face square on the jaw! Damn, Face is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Harry Cooper!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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