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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trolly McRageFace (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Twain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Twain has chosen Insane Clown Posse - In Yo Face as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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205 lbs
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205 lbs
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Good wrestling
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Trolly McRageFace!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mark Twain!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McRageFace shoots for a double leg takedown but Twain sprawls well. He's pushed McRageFace's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
McRageFace shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Twain is looking to escape.
McRageFace thows a huge punch but Twain dodges it nicely.
Twain tries to kick McRageFace off but McRageFace keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
McRageFace content to control rather than advance.
McRageFace missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
McRageFace has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Twain looks like he's trying to stand up.
Twain blocking the ground and pound attempt from McRageFace.
Twain is trying to stand up here but McRageFace is controlling him well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McRageFace feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Twain is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McRageFace's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Twain can't keep his opponent in guard - McRageFace advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Twain is looking to escape.
McRageFace missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Twain is trying to stand.
McRageFace scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Twain is refusing to be controlled, as McRageFace sits in half guard.
McRageFace working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
McRageFace working over Twain with some ground and pound. Twain looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
McRageFace is trying to control. Twain wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McRageFace is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McRageFace passes to full mount!
McRageFace working the ground and pound effectively.
McRageFace lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Twain looks gassed!
McRageFace landing strikes from the mount and Twain is in trouble!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McRageFace working Twain over with strikes here.
McRageFace tries to control but Twain wriggling away.
McRageFace looking to control and managing it successfully.
A nice elbow there by McRageFace.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McRageFace landing punches.
McRageFace with shots to the head and body - Twain looks very uncomfortable down there.
A nice elbow there by McRageFace.
Twain wants to get back to his feet.
McRageFace punishing his opponent with strikes.
McRageFace raining down shots from the mount!
McRageFace connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
McRageFace dominating with strikes here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McRageFace controlling his opponent.
McRageFace is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Twain to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Twain shrugs it off.
McRageFace lands a big shot there that rocks Twain but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Twain is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
McRageFace lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Twain takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Twain is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Trolly McRageFace dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
McRageFace shoots in looking for a takedown. Twain tries to sprawl out of it but McRageFace keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Twain manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Twain throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Twain throws a head kick that half lands.
McRageFace fails with the takedown.
A head kick misses from Twain.
McRageFace shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
McRageFace working some strikes from top position.
Twain being controlled here, momentarily.
McRageFace trying to control the position from guard on top but Twain is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McRageFace stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Twain swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McRageFace lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Twain really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McRageFace. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McRageFace trying to control the position from guard on top but Twain is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Twain is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McRageFace is controlling him.
Twain keeping full guard, as McRageFace tries to pass.
Twain keeping moving, preventing McRageFace from controlling successfully.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Trolly McRageFace is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McRageFace shoots in looking for a takedown. Twain tries to sprawl out of it but McRageFace keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Twain manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Trolly McRageFace. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McRageFace shoots in but Twain avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain throws a head kick that half lands.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
McRageFace takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Twain throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by McRageFace.
McRageFace closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
McRageFace throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Twain wants to get back to his feet.
McRageFace is nestled in close to Twain, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
McRageFace is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Twain wants to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McRageFace throwing shots but Twain is blocking nicely.
McRageFace thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Twain's head.
Twain is trying to stand up here but McRageFace is controlling him well.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
McRageFace fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Twain, pushing him back against the cage.
Twain has had enough of the clinch but McRageFace keeps him there for the moment.
McRageFace has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Twain is trying to keep an underhook but McRageFace manages to get the takedown into half guard.
McRageFace is trying to control. Twain wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Twain avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McRageFace.
McRageFace thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Twain's head.
Twain is looking to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McRageFace content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
McRageFace trying to mount his opponent but Twain defends it.
McRageFace is controlling the pace.
McRageFace wants to work for an arm triangle but Twain is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Trolly McRageFace dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McRageFace avoids the head kick by Twain.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McRageFace throws a sloppy head kick and Twain moves out of range easily.
Twain lands with a slapping head kick.
Twain throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Twain plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
McRageFace darts in and clinches Twain up against the cage.
Twain has had enough of the clinch but McRageFace keeps him there for the moment.
McRageFace breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A combination from McRageFace does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain misses with a head kick.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick from Twain lands but McRageFace takes it in his stride.
Twain takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McRageFace takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Twain.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McRageFace is trying hard to land a takedown here. Twain sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
McRageFace shoots in but no luck this time.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McRageFace blocks a head kick by Twain.
McRageFace shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Twain pinned against the cage. Twain gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Trolly McRageFace. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McRageFace blocks a head kick by Twain.
Twain lands with a slapping head kick.
Twain misses with a head kick.
Twain throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by McRageFace.
Twain throws a head kick that half lands.
McRageFace avoids the head kick by Twain.
McRageFace misses with a wild body shot.
McRageFace darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
McRageFace is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McRageFace looking to ground and pound but Twain is blocking nicely.
Trolly McRageFace overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Twain wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Twain is in a horrible position here. McRageFace smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Twain is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
A nice elbow there by McRageFace.
McRageFace with good strikes from the mount here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McRageFace controlling from mount.
McRageFace trying to control but he's not successful this time.
McRageFace with good strikes from the mount here!
McRageFace is in the full mount, landing strikes.
McRageFace content just to control the position here.
Twain is trying to stand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
BOOM! McRageFace connects with a massive shot to the dome!
McRageFace with the ground and pound from mount.
McRageFace with good strikes from the mount here!
Twain is bucking up trying to escape but McRageFace cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
McRageFace sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
McRageFace breaks from Twain's wrist control and lands an elbow.
McRageFace scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Twain?
McRageFace dominating with strikes here.
Twain is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Trolly McRageFace showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McRageFace, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:26
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 30:26
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Trolly McRageFace!
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