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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Kobrain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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199 cm
26
319 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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198 cm
18
277 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tiny Dick! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jake Kobrain! The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Mauricio Rocha and Alexandre Firmino.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Dick rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kobrain moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Dick lands a two punch combo.
Dick lands a left and a right that send Kobrain crashing to the mat, dazed. Dick thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Kobrain is rocked!
It looks like Jake Kobrain has been cut. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Kobrain tries to keep at a distance but Dick has taken the fight into the clinch. Kobrain is still on wobbly legs! Can Dick finish him? Dick lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kobrain backwards. Kobrain tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Kobrain seems to have recovered his senses. Dick's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Kobrain just misses with a punch to the body.
Kobrain tries to keep at a distance but Dick has taken the fight into the clinch. Dick manages to break the clinch.
Jake Kobrain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Dick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kobrain.
Kobrain throws a looping overhand right but Dick ducks down to avoid it. Kobrain throws a body punch but Dick moves out of range. Dick uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kobrain. Dick slips a straight right by Kobrain. Kobrain leaves Dick with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. Dick tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kobrain swivels and escapes. Kobrain misses with a straight left. Dick drops Kobrain with a beautiful combination! Kobrain stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Dick is looking for the KO! Kobrain throws a hook to the side of Dick's head but Dick sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Kobrain looks gassed! Kobrain throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kobrain throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dick on the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kobrain just misses with a punch to the body.
Dick goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Dick slips under a jab from Kobrain. Kobrain doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Some wild striking there from Dick.
Dick connects with a nice cross there... Kobrain is looking wobbly and Dick recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Kobrain to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Dick jumps onto the ropes to celebrate with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Tiny Dick! Tiny Dick is the new super heavyweight champion!
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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