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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Almighty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Huell Howser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Howser has chosen Calilfornia Uber Alles as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bruce Almighty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Huell Howser!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Hugh Johnson and John Mangel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Howser lands a left and a right that send Almighty crashing to the mat, dazed. Howser thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
It looks like Bruce Almighty has been cut.
Almighty will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Howser throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Howser looks for a takedown but Almighty sprawls well.
Almighty tries a head kick but it misses.
Almighty misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Almighty with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Almighty lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Howser has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Howser and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Almighty is looking to slow Howser down with leg kicks.
Howser feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Howser won't allow Almighty to sweep him here.
Almighty looking for a guillotine here but Howser defends easily.
Almighty has an active guard here but Howser has managed to pass into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Almighty tries to kick Howser off in order to stand up. Howser Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
Almighty is trying to control Howser's posture but Howser avoids it.
Almighty manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Almighty is working for a kimura but Howser is defending it quite comfortably.
Howser has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Almighty is working away from the top position though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Almighty looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Almighty passes to side control.
Almighty will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Almighty swings around for an armbar but Howser sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Almighty's guard.
Almighty wants to hit a switch here but Howser passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Almighty there!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Howser content just to control the position here.
Almighty is looking to improve his position but Howser isn't that keen on the idea.
Howser takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Almighty bucks Howser off and manages to get back to his feet!
Horrible takedown by Howser or perhaps it was just good defense by Almighty which made him look bad.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Almighty throws a front kick aimed at Howser's knee but Howser avoids it well.
Howser thows a body shot but no joy.
Almighty throws a jab but it's blocked by Howser.
Howser jabs at Almighty's body.
Howser throws a right and a left that Almighty avoids nicely.
Howser takes a swing at Almighty's ribcage but misses.
Almighty moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Almighty's corner calls for a 1-2. Almighty obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Almighty swings for the body but Howser moves out of range.
A head kick by Howser misses
enabling Almighty to counter with a crisp jab.
Almighty turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Howser looks gassed!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Howser.
Howser stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Almighty.
Bruce Almighty is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Almighty defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Howser.
Bruce Almighty has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Huell Howser.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Howser tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Almighty tries to clinch up but Howser circles away and keeps his distance.
Howser throws a body punch but Almighty moves out of range.
Almighty's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Almighty duly obliges.
Almighty throws a lazy head kick
and Howser counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Bruce Almighty will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bruce Almighty's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Almighty thumps Howser with a low kick.
A cross from Almighty lands.
Howser blocks a leg kick.
Almighty plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Almighty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Almighty throws a nice looking combination but Howser bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Howser is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Almighty rather than just go for the knockout.
A nice inside leg kick there by Almighty. That's going to slow Howser down.
Almighty plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Almighty is looking to chop away at Howser's legs.
Howser uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Almighty.
Howser lands a jab to the head.
Howser swats away the attempt to clinch by Almighty.
Almighty connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Howser takes a kick to the side of the head.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Howser on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Almighty is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Almighty with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Howser's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Almighty throws out a powerful jab.
Almighty scores with a head kick.
Almighty lands with a slapping head kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Howser misses with a low kick as Almighty jumps back.
Almighty fails with an attempt to clinch.
Howser rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Almighty moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Almighty connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Almighty fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Howser.
Almighty throws a head kick that Howser semi-blocks.
An inside leg kick lands from Almighty.
A good leg kick by Almighty.
Almighty scores with a leg kick.
Almighty throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Almighty, right into the meat.
Almighty lands a nice leg kick that just misses Howser's sensitive parts.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Howser on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Almighty. Almighty obviously looking to wear him down.
Almighty clinches.
Howser keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Almighty's efforts to push away.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Howser.
Almighty tries to land a knee to the head but Howser blocks with his arms.
Almighty breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Almighty connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jab from Almighty.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Howser takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Howser takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Almighty lands with a cross.
Almighty scores with a head kick.
Howser misses with a leg kick
and Almighty counters with a leg kick.
Almighty keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Almighty lands a nice leg kick that just misses Howser's sensitive parts.
A leg kick checked by Howser.
Almighty plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Bruce Almighty is winning the standup battle so far.
Almighty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Howser takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Almighty throws a sloppy head kick and Howser moves out of range easily.
Almighty throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A big left from Almighty misses.
Huell Howser is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Howser fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Almighty looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Howser misses with the combination.
Almighty tries to work over Howser's front leg with a kick but Howser checks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Howser dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Howser shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Almighty is trying to get back to full guard.
Almighty is trying to stand.
Almighty is looking to get back to full guard here but Howser has managed to pass to side control instead.
Almighty is trying to escape the mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Howser controlling the position easily from mount.
Almighty is desperately trying to improve his position but Howser has a good base and remains in mount.
Almighty bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Almighty wants to get up but he can't break Howser's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Almighty dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bruce Almighty's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Almighty lands a high kick!
Almighty moves out of range as Howser strikes.
Almighty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Howser uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Almighty.
Almighty is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Almighty finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Almighty throws a jab but it's blocked by Howser.
Howser dips to his left and cracks Almighty with an uppercut!
Howser ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Almighty moves away.
Howser ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Howser throws a series of punches but Almighty moves out of range.
No joy there for Howser, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Howser checks the leg kick.
Almighty lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Almighty wants to land a leg kick but Howser is out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Almighty.
Almighty takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Almighty. That's going to slow Howser down.
Almighty throws a leg kick which misses Howser's front leg but catches the back leg as Howser tries to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A good leg kick by Almighty.
Almighty lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Almighty thumps Howser with a low kick.
Almighty lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Howser on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Almighty. Almighty obviously looking to wear him down.
Almighty connects with a jab.
Almighty lands a nice leg kick that just misses Howser's sensitive parts.
Almighty lands a high kick!
Almighty fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Howser.
Almighty scores with a leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Almighty.
Almighty scoring well with a low kick there.
Almighty throws a quick inside leg kick.
Almighty lands an overhand right.
Almighty ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Almighty throws a quick inside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Almighty.
Almighty is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Howser can do to turn this around?
Almighty looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Almighty scores with a leg kick.
Almighty throws a head kick that Howser semi-blocks.
Good leg kick by Almighty there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Huell Howser has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Howser waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Almighty.
Almighty scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Almighty paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Almighty throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Howser on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Almighty. Almighty obviously looking to wear him down.
Almighty throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Almighty misses with a head kick.
Howser lands a jab to the head.
Howser throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Almighty counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Howser is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Almighty throws a lazy right hand but Howser sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Almighty avoids the head kick by Howser.
Almighty motions for Howser to come forward. Almighty throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Almighty displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Howser.
Almighty cracks Howser with a right hand to the side of the head.
Almighty lands a head kick!
Almighty gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Almighty working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Howser has passed into half guard!
Almighty wants to improve his position but Howser is controlling well.
Almighty is working hard here to advance position.
Howser winds up and cracks Almighty with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Almighty wants to get back to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Almighty wants to sweep but Howser has passed to side control!
Almighty pushes Howser away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Howser gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Howser throws a series of punches but Almighty avoids them all with ease.
Howser blocks a head kick by Almighty.
Howser checks the leg kick.
Howser connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bruce Almighty showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Almighty, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 29:28
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bruce Almighty!
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energy
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