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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Teijo Tarzan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Solid Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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195 cm
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292 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Teijo Tarzan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Solid Snake!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snake waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tarzan.
Tarzan with a nice cross.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tarzan lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Snake keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tarzan.
Tarzan lands a nice hook to Snake's body. Snake takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tarzan lands a nice shot that snaps Snake's head back.
Tarzan misses with the combination.
A shot to the liver by Tarzan. Beautiful body shot.
Tarzan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Snake.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tarzan. That's going to slow Snake down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snake uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tarzan.
A combination from Snake does no damage.
Tarzan throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Snake moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
It looks like Teijo Tarzan has been cut.
Tarzan throws a series of punches but Snake avoids them all with ease.
Snake slips a jab and a cross from Tarzan.
Tarzan fails to land with a series of punches.
Snake connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Snake misses with a hook to the body
and Tarzan counters with a straight right hand.
Tarzan lands a jab to the nose.
Tarzan tries a low kick but Snake avoids it.
Some wild striking there from Snake.
Snake throws a series of punches but Tarzan moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tarzan misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Snake looks to land a combination but Tarzan avoids it well.
Tarzan looks to land a left hand but Snake moved out of range nicely.
Snake lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd cheers as Tarzan lands an impressive looking overhand right. Snake doesn't seem phased though.
Snake takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Tarzan lands with a straight right. Snake didn't see that one coming.
Tarzan throws a one two combo.
Tarzan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Snake.
Snake throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tarzan throws a head kick that misses.
Snake uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tarzan.
Tarzan lands a slapping body shot.
Tarzan lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Snake checks the leg kick.
Snake swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Snake bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tarzan's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Snake slips a jab and a cross from Tarzan.
Tarzan misses with a double jab.
Snake takes a swing at Tarzan's ribcage but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snake throws a right hand that Tarzan ducks under and follows up with a left that Tarzan also avoids with ease.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Tarzan, right into the meat.
Snake misses with a looping right.
Tarzan misses with a double jab.
Tarzan throws a good cross that connects.
Tarzan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Snake walks into a stiff left hand from Tarzan.
Snake looks gassed!
Snake throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tarzan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tarzan moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Tarzan lands a nice hook to Snake's body. Snake takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tarzan lands a jab-cross combination.
Snake is rocked!
Tarzan steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Snake is out on his feet! Tarzan sets himself and nearly takes Snake's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Teijo Tarzan!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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