PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Bonaparte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wammo Blammo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wammo Blammo has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bonaparte
vs
Blammo

170 cm
23
150 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

175 cm
23
150 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Napoleon Bonaparte!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Wammo Blammo!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonaparte fails with a takedown attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bonaparte looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bonaparte shoots in for a double leg but Blammo sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bonaparte is looking to clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bonaparte lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Blammo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Blammo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bonaparte tries to clinch but Blammo is having none of it.
Bonaparte slips under a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bonaparte shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Blammo pinned against the cage. Blammo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Napoleon Bonaparte. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bonaparte tries to clinch up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonaparte staying out of range there.
No luck for Bonaparte with that takedown attempt.
Bonaparte fails to land the takedown.
Blammo circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bonaparte shoots in for a takedown but Blammo shows good takedown defense.
Bonaparte dodges the punch combination from Blammo.

Bonaparte is rocked!

It looks like Napoleon Bonaparte has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Blammo.
Bonaparte misses with a takedown attempt - Blammo sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bonaparte shoots in and drives through. Blammo sprawls well.
Bonaparte wants to clinch up but Blammo keeps it at a distance.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bonaparte.
Blammo stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Blammo wants it to stay on the feet.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Blammo swivels and escapes.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte shoots in and drives through. Blammo sprawls well.
Bonaparte misses with a takedown attempt - Blammo sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Blammo scores with a decent looking hook.
Bonaparte shoots in for a double leg but Blammo sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Blammo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bonaparte moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bonaparte closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Blammo to the mat! Blammo manages to get full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bonaparte is breathing heavily.
Blammo is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Bonaparte lands a couple of elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bonaparte throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Blammo keeping moving, preventing Bonaparte from controlling successfully.
Blammo trying to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wammo Blammo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Napoleon Bonaparte's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

No luck with that takedown attempt from Bonaparte.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bonaparte is defended easily by Blammo.
Blammo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bonaparte shoots in looking for a takedown. Blammo tries to sprawl out of it but Bonaparte keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Blammo manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Napoleon Bonaparte. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Blammo stuffs the takedown attempt from Bonaparte. Bonaparte gets slowly back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte has a takedown stuffed.
No luck for Bonaparte with that takedown attempt.
Nice shot lands for Blammo.
Bonaparte uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Blammo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blammo keeps the fight on the outside.
Blammo stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Blammo wants it to stay on the feet.
Bonaparte fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bonaparte tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bonaparte closes the distance and clinches up with Blammo, looking for a takedown. Bonaparte pushes Blammo against the cage but Blammo circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Blammo looks to throw the jab but Bonaparte is out of range.
Blammo leaves Bonaparte with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Blammo dodges the punch combination from Bonaparte.
Napoleon Bonaparte seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bonaparte shoots in but no luck this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bonaparte.
Blammo slaps away a takedown attempt from Bonaparte, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Wammo Blammo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bonaparte shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Blammo as he jumps to the side.

Blammo drops Bonaparte with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Bonaparte looks back up at him and smiles so Blammo waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Oh Bonaparte is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Blammo throws the left hand but Bonaparte avoids the punch easily.
Bonaparte seems to have got his legs back now.
Blammo misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blammo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bonaparte was well out of range. Poor timing from Blammo.
Bonaparte misses with a combination
and Blammo counters with a big right hand! Oh Bonaparte is in trouble here! Blammo follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wammo Blammo!