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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Notsag Tnarffous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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300 lbs
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285 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Notsag Tnarffous!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brock Lesner!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Dean Styles and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesner keeps the fight on the outside.
Tnarffous looks for a takedown but Lesner sprawls well.
Tnarffous misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Lesner closes the distance and clinches.
Tnarffous tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Lesner smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Notsag Tnarffous. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lesner shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Lesner tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Tnarffous.
Lesner missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Lesner is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Lesner is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesner looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Lesner stalling.
Tnarffous tries to get to full guard but Lesner has control of the leg.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Tnarffous tries to move into range but Lesner moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Tnarffous with a lazy takedown attempt
and Lesner counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Lesner.
Lesner prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Lesner breaks the clinch.
Brock Lesner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tnarffous tries for a takedown but Lesner circles away easily
and Lesner counters with a takedown into side control.
Tnarffous is breathing heavily.
Lesner has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Tnarffous throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lesner stalks Tnarffous and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Tnarffous's face. Tnarffous staggers backwards, shaken.
Tnarffous tries to keep at a distance but Lesner has taken the fight into the clinch.
Lesner breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tnarffous swings for the body but Lesner moves out of range.
Tnarffous shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
so Lesner counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Tnarffous being controlled here, momentarily.
Tnarffous is trying to control the position but Lesner postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tnarffous wants to stand up but Lesner is controlling him.
Lesner controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Tnarffous is trying to control the position but Lesner postures up.
Tnarffous looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Tnarffous is looking to stand up but Lesner isn't so interested in that idea.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tnarffous trying to keep a closed guard but Lesner is proving a slippery customer.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Lesner fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tnarffous tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lesner paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tnarffous throws a head kick that misses
and Lesner counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Tnarffous looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tnarffous has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Lesner should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Tnarffous has tightened it up now! Lesner should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Notsag Tnarffous!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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