PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sal Right (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Killer Clown's choice of entrance music: Gary Lewis & the Playboys - Everybody Loves a Clown. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Right
vs
Wayne Killer Clown

218 cm
27
336 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

214 cm
23
300 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Global MMA Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sal Right!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killer Clown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Killer Clown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Right chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Killer Clown can pounce on him.
Killer Clown misses with a body kick.
Right throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Right, right into the meat.
Killer Clown tries a head kick but it misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Right.
Right feints and then cracks Killer Clown's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Killer Clown down.
Killer Clown looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Right throws a solid leg kick but Killer Clown takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Right.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Right.
Right blocks a head kick by Killer Clown.
Right dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Killer Clown. That did some damage!

Right clinches.

Right breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Killer Clown pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Right lands a left and a right that send Killer Clown crashing to the mat, dazed. Right thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like John Wayne Killer Clown has been cut.
Right avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
Right throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Right lands a jab to Killer Clown's midsection.
Killer Clown avoids the head kick by Right.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Right has Killer Clown up against the cage in a clinch.

Right escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A head kick by Killer Clown misses
and Right counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Right cracks the inside of Killer Clown's front leg.
Right misses with a leg kick
and Killer Clown counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Right throws a sloppy head kick and Killer Clown moves out of range easily.
Right is looking to score with low kicks.
Right throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A chopping leg kick lands by Killer Clown.
Right showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Killer Clown.
A low kick from Right misses
and Killer Clown counters with a big head kick but Right shrugs it off.
Killer Clown blocks the body kick.
Killer Clown ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Killer Clown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Killer Clown lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown swinging wildly here.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses
and Right counters with a nice kick to the body.
Killer Clown comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Killer Clown throws a head kick but Right moves out of range.

Killer Clown moves into the clinch.
Killer Clown misses with a knee strike.
Right blocks the elbow strike.
Killer Clown keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Right's efforts to push away.
Right takes an elbow to the forehead.
Killer Clown lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Killer Clown pushes off an throws an elbow but Right leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Right managing to block the knees to the body from Killer Clown.
A right handed body shot lands from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown connects with a knee to the head.
Killer Clown lands an uppercut.
Killer Clown lands a nice uppercut.
Killer Clown lands a nice uppercut.
Killer Clown lands a right hand.
Killer Clown scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Killer Clown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Right.
A head punch on the inside from Killer Clown fails to land.
Killer Clown fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Right backwards.
Killer Clown lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Killer Clown lands a nice elbow.
With the fighters up against the cage, Killer Clown throws an elbow but misses.
Right is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Killer Clown lands an elbow that stopped Right in his tracks for a moment.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Right.
A body shot lands from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown lands a nice uppercut.
Right takes an elbow to the forehead.
Killer Clown digs a right hand underneath Right's ribcage. Right let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Killer Clown with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Right tries to circle away but Killer Clown has him pinned against the cage.
Killer Clown misses with an elbow over the top.
Killer Clown lands with a short shot to the head.
Killer Clown lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Killer Clown using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Right has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Right blocks an uppercut.
Right landing knees to the body.

Killer Clown breaks from the clinch.
Right tries to clinch but Killer Clown moves away
and Killer Clown counters with a head kick. That will keep Right thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Killer Clown misses with a head kick.
Right avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Killer Clown tries a head kick but it misses.
Right throws a push kick but Killer Clown slaps the foot to one side.
A jab from Killer Clown finds it's way through Right's defenses.
Right avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses.
Right doesn't manage to clinch there - Killer Clown circles away.
Right on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Right blocks a head kick by Killer Clown.
Right wants to clinch up but Killer Clown keeps it at a distance.
Killer Clown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Right circles away from the clinch attempt.
Killer Clown throws a nice head kick!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Right sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killer Clown lands with a kick to the temple. Right shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Right closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sal Right dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Wayne Killer Clown's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Right avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
Right throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Killer Clown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Killer Clown misses with a head kick.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Right throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nice jab there from Killer Clown.
The fight stays on the outside here - Right looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sal Right is winning the standup battle so far.
Killer Clown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Right blocks a head kick by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown lands with a shot to the body.
Killer Clown throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Right's head.

Right is rocked!

It looks like Sal Right has been cut.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Oh Right is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The fighters circle, before Killer Clown throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Right's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Killer Clown lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). John Wayne Killer Clown!