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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and William McGregor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Johnson had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 186.1lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. William McGregor is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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200 lbs
6 - 6 - 0 |
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184 cm
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192 lbs
6 - 6 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Turd Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, William McGregor!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, William Gold and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGregor rushes Johnson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
McGregor gets through Johnson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Johnson wants to break the clinch but can't.
McGregor misses with a punch to the body.
Johnson is working for takedown but McGregor is calmly controlling the position for now.
McGregor breaks from the clinch.
McGregor pushes Johnson up against the cage in a clinch.
McGregor stops a takedown attempt from Johnson.
McGregor pulls guard.
McGregor looking for a sweep. Not yet McGregor, not yet.
Johnson wants to control from the top but McGregor keeps moving.
McGregor has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Johnson has passed into side control.
McGregor tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McGregor really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Johnson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Johnson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Johnson is trying to get an arm triangle but McGregor is defending well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGregor is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Johnson asserts his dominance and retains side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if McGregor can do anything to dispel that myth.
McGregor is trying to control Johnson's posture but Johnson avoids it.
McGregor is not content to let Johnson control the position.
McGregor wants to get back to his feet.
Johnson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. McGregor knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Johnson is chipping away with strikes.
McGregor tries to bench press Johnson off him but Johnson keeps the position.
Johnson is trying to get an arm triangle but McGregor is defending well.
McGregor tries to escape but Johnson is in control.
Johnson tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
McGregor is trying to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson working away.
Johnson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McGregor has escaped the position, nice work there.
McGregor tries to bench press Johnson off him but Johnson keeps the position.
McGregor gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
McGregor is trying to stand up here but Johnson is controlling him well.
McGregor looks gassed!
Johnson is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. McGregor doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Johnson.
McGregor is looking for a sweep. Johnson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Johnson controlling the pace.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGregor pushes Johnson off looking to stand but Johnson dives back in and keeps control.
Johnson seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. McGregor is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Turd Johnson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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