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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ben Hunter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and piet snot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying snot's choice of entrance music: Lil Wayne - Drop the World. This should be fireworks!
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189 cm
21
242 lbs
8 - 1 - 1 |
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185 cm
25
232 lbs
9 - 5 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Ben Hunter! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, piet snot! The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shigeki Sano.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A chopping leg kick lands by Hunter. Good leg kick by Hunter there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
snot tries to score with a low kick but Hunter moves his leg out of the way. snot closes the distance and pushes Hunter back into the cage. Hunter working aggressively here.
Hunter is trying to break the clinch but snot has him pressed against the cage. A right hook to the body lands for Hunter.
Hunter tries to break the clinch but snot is controlling the position. snot stalls. Hunter lands a shoulder strike. Hunter lands a hook that snaps the head of snot backwards. snot landing knees to the head.
It looks like Ben Hunter has been cut. Hunter lands with a right to the head. snot decides to pull guard. snot looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
snot has a closed guard, preventing Hunter from standing up. snot looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
snot not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hunter decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow. snot closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Hunter to the mat! Hunter manages to get full guard. snot is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. Hunter wants to stand up but snot is controlling him. snot wants to control from the top but Hunter keeps moving. Hunter on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hunter tries to get out of the position. snot looking to pass the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hunter keeping moving, preventing snot from controlling successfully. snot passes Hunter's right leg, so he's now in half guard. snot stalling.
That's three minutes gone in the round. snot wants to control but Hunter is keeping him busy.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. piet snot wasn't active enough on the ground. Hunter takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. snot takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Hunter stuffs the takedown attempt from snot. snot gets slowly back to his feet. Hunter tries a head kick but it misses.
Hunter throws a right hand that snot ducks under and follows up with a left that snot also avoids with ease. Hunter throws a lazy right hand but snot sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Hunter lands with an overhand left. snot moves out of range as Hunter strikes. snot misses with a leg kick. Ben Hunter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Hunter misses with a jab, cross combination.
snot shoots in but no luck this time. Hunter throws a looping overhand right but snot ducks down to avoid it. snot throws a nice inside leg kick. snot throws a low kick but Hunter avoids it. snot slips a straight right by Hunter. A slow jab from snot misses its intended target. snot wants to land a leg kick but Hunter is out of range. Hunter misses with a looping right. snot fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. Ben Hunter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of piet snot. Hunter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Hunter missing with a left hand there. snot was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. snot avoids the head kick by Hunter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but piet snot will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Ben Hunter's cut. That's time! Hunter's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
snot moves out of range as Hunter strikes. Hunter tried to score with a low kick but snot checks it. A big left from Hunter misses. snot lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hunter is looking to chop away at snot's legs. snot keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hunter. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from snot lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hunter has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hunter and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Hunter misses with a hook. snot displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hunter throws out the jab. Hunter misses with an attempted mid kick.
snot throws a low kick but Hunter moves out of range easily. Hunter throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by snot. snot lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hunter backs up against the cage.
Hunter lands a really nice looking cross but snot seems unphased.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hunter. snot attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Hunter thows a leg kick but snot checks it and snot counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Hunter walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. snot checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That's one minute gone in the round. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by snot.
Hunter throws out a token jab with nothing on it. snot ducks under a wild hook from Hunter. A slapping leg kick lands for snot.
No joy there for Hunter, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hunter scores with a head kick.
snot avoids the head kick by Hunter.
Hunter connects with a good right hand that stumbles snot. snot circles away out of range and recomposes himself. snot slips under a jab. Hunter clobbers snot with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. snot throws a head kick that half lands.
Hunter misses with a leg kick and snot cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Hunter thows a leg kick but snot checks it and snot counters into the clinch. Nicely done. Hunter breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Hunter misses with a double jab
and snot counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. snot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hunter.
That's two minutes gone in the round. snot avoids a lazy jab quite easily. snot checks a low kick from Hunter. A head kick misses from Hunter. Hunter connects with the punch. Hunter throws a lazy right hand but snot sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Hunter throws a right and a left that both miss. Hunter throws out a token jab with nothing on it. snot ducks under a wild hook from Hunter. Ben Hunter is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. snot fails with a takedown attempt from distance. Hunter throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Hunter throws a head kick that misses. Hunter leaves snot with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. snot ducks under a wild hook from Hunter. snot walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hunter checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Hunter misses the jab. Nice defenses there by snot.
That's three minutes gone in the round. snot blocks a head kick by Hunter.
A right-left combo lands from Hunter. Hunter misses with the combination.
snot scores a takedown into full mount! snot trying to control but he's not successful this time. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round. snot wants to take his opponent's back but Hunter doesn't allow it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
piet snot showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Ben Hunter's cut. That's time! Hunter's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Hunter works the jab nicely. A head kick by Hunter misses and snot counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. snot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hunter. Hunter throws a shot from downtown. snot moves away and avoids it. Hunter throws a big shot that misses. Hunter throws a leg kick and Hunter takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Hunter bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Hunter throws a jab when snot was well out of range. snot bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Hunter throws a lazy head kick and Hunter takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Hunter thows a left - swing and a miss! snot scores with a nice head shot. snot checks the leg kick nicely there.
Hunter throws a leg kick that misses. Hunter misses with a low kick.
snot ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's one minute gone in the round. snot looks to score with a jab to the body but Hunter is just out of range. snot moves in looking to clinch but Hunter pushes him off. Hunter misses with a double jab
and snot counters with an inside leg kick. snot misses with a head kick.
Hunter slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. snot tries to clinch there but Hunter circles away.
snot ducks under a wild hook from Hunter. Hunter throws a series of punches but snot moves out of range. Hunter throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and snot counters with an inside leg kick. Hunter cracks snot with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. snot fails to land the takedown. Hunter throws a right and a left that snot avoids nicely. Hunter throws a big shot that misses. Hunter misses with an uppercut. Hunter misses with a straight left.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hunter throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Hunter connects with a single shot there. Hunter checks a low kick from snot. snot throws a head kick but Hunter moves out of range.
Hunter misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
snot checks the leg kick. Hunter connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed snot momentarily.
snot lands a jab to the head.
A cross from Hunter lands. snot moves out of range of the strikes. Hunter scores with a decent looking hook. piet snot seems to be getting the better of the standup. snot is looking to slow Hunter down with leg kicks. Hunter gets off balance looking for a body kick and snot counters into the clinch. Nicely done. snot keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hunter's efforts to push away. Hunter breaks from the clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hunter. snot ducks under a wild hook from Hunter.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Nice defenses there by snot. Hunter throws a jab but it's blocked by snot. Hunter is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. snot connects with a looping right hand.
snot slips under a jab. snot throws a sloppy head kick and Hunter moves out of range easily. Hunter throws a head kick but snot moves out of range.
snot moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Hunter throws a lazy head kick and snot counters with a nice double leg into guard. Hunter keeping moving, preventing snot from controlling successfully. piet snot is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. snot pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hunter is keeping the position for now. snot stops Hunter from standing up.
That's four minutes gone in the round. snot loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Hunter is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst snot is controlling him. Hunter keeping full guard, as snot tries to pass. snot slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. snot trying to control the position from guard on top but Hunter is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that's the end of the fight! piet snot comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I've got snot winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 27:30 Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 27:30 Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... piet snot!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
53% |
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