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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and THE Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jobber has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Ronald McDonald has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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150 cm
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300 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
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225 cm
22
307 lbs
0 - 55 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ronald McDonald! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 55 - 0, fighting out of New York, THE Jobber! The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Eddie Farnsworth and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! McDonald throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Jobber was covering up waiting for the punch and McDonald finishes the takedown easily into guard. Jobber looks gassed! McDonald loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. McDonald postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. McDonald stands up over Jobber, holding on to his feet. McDonald throws the legs to one side and dives in with a huge shot that lands flush on the chin! Jobber is out cold! McDonald lands a couple more shots and the ref tackles him out of the way! What a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ronald McDonald!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
80% |
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