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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Crappler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ebby LaLoosh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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215 lbs
10 - 6 - 1 |
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197 cm
26
215 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, King Crappler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ebby LaLoosh!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LaLoosh throws a nice looking combination but Crappler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Crappler.
Crappler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
LaLoosh misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
LaLoosh shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Crappler pinned against the cage. Crappler gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
LaLoosh fails with an attempt to clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Crappler.
LaLoosh takes a jab right on the kisser.
No joy there for Crappler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Crappler lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but LaLoosh circles away quickly and effectively.
LaLoosh fails with an attempt to clinch.
Crappler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from LaLoosh.
Crappler slips a straight right by LaLoosh.
Crappler circles away from the clinch attempt.
LaLoosh throws a big shot that misses.
Crappler lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
LaLoosh throws a shot from downtown. Crappler moves away and avoids it.
Crappler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
LaLoosh blocks a head kick by Crappler.
Crappler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for King Crappler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
LaLoosh throws a right and a left that both miss.
LaLoosh throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Crappler counters with a two punch combo.
That has opened up Ebby LaLoosh's cut even more.
LaLoosh looks gassed!
LaLoosh darts in trying to clinch
and Crappler counters with a series of strikes. LaLoosh will be more careful next time no doubt.
Crappler throws the left hand but LaLoosh avoids the punch easily.
Crappler tries to bum rush LaLoosh with a series of wild strikes but LaLoosh uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
LaLoosh wants to clinch but Crappler slips to the side
and Crappler counters with a shoot takedown. LaLoosh fights it but they end up in guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
LaLoosh keeping moving, preventing Crappler from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crappler is fighting to break LaLoosh's control of his arms but LaLoosh is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Crappler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. LaLoosh swivels though and keeps the full guard.
LaLoosh is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Crappler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Crappler wants to control from the top but LaLoosh keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
LaLoosh looking to control.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Crappler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from LaLoosh.
LaLoosh throws a combination that misses
enabling Crappler to counter with a crisp jab.
LaLoosh misses with a double jab
and Crappler counters with a series of strikes. LaLoosh will be more careful next time no doubt.
The cut above Ebby LaLoosh's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
LaLoosh wants to clinch.
Crappler lands with a nice body punch.
Crappler scores with a push kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
LaLoosh walks into a straight right hand from Crappler.
LaLoosh stuffs the takedown attempt from Crappler. Crappler gets slowly back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
LaLoosh gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
LaLoosh tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Crappler drops back looking for a leg! LaLoosh is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and LaLoosh manages to kick Crappler off! Crappler jumps back into LaLoosh's guard.
Crappler postures up in LaLoosh's guard and throws a big left but LaLoosh blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
LaLoosh wants to stand but Crappler is controlling the position.
Crappler wants to control from the top but LaLoosh keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
King Crappler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ebby LaLoosh's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
LaLoosh tries to clinch
letting Crappler counter with a right hand.
LaLoosh shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Crappler counters with a good low kick that LaLoosh was not able to check.
LaLoosh throws an overhand right that lands on Crappler's shoulder, as Crappler tries to avoid the shot.
LaLoosh takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Crappler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Crappler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that LaLoosh can do to turn this around?
Crappler scores with a shot to the body.
Crappler connects with a right hand. LaLoosh shakes it off.
LaLoosh walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Ebby LaLoosh's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crappler throws a right hand that LaLoosh ducks under and follows up with a left that LaLoosh also avoids with ease.
Crappler moves out of range as LaLoosh strikes.
Crappler catches LaLoosh with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Crappler looks to land a body kick but LaLoosh moved away.
LaLoosh is breathing heavily.
Crappler swinging wildly here.
Crappler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
That's one minute gone in the round.
LaLoosh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Crappler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
LaLoosh throws a leg kick
and Crappler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Crappler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. LaLoosh doesn't seem bothered though.
LaLoosh thows a leg kick but Crappler checks it
and Crappler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ebby LaLoosh's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). King Crappler!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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