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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Deez Nuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuts's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Deez Nuts. Mir has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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200 lbs
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212 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Prefers ground |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Deez Nuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Mir!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuts has taken the fight to the clinch.
Mir looks gassed!
Nuts wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Mir has him pressed against the cage.
Nuts stops a takedown attempt from Mir.
Nuts stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Nuts prevents a takedown attempt there.
Nuts slows down the pace here.
Mir is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Deez Nuts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Mir.
Nuts gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Nuts controlling the action here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nuts is tying to control. Mir wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Mir is trying to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nuts seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Nuts lands with a punch from half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Mir reverses the position - he's now on top in Nuts's guard.
Nuts looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Mir stopping the sweep attempt from Nuts.
Mir throws a big right hand that misses.
Nuts has control of Mir's left arm, preventing Mir from doing any damage.
Nuts wants to sweep here but Mir controlling him for the moment.
Nuts managing to control the position.
Mir wants to control from the top but Nuts keeps moving.
Nuts knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mir on the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mir with a flurry of punches that miss.
Nuts bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Mir's guard.
Mir looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Nuts distracts Mir with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Mir is trying to control the position but Nuts postures up.
Nuts is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Mir striking off his back but it's not causing Nuts any problems.
Nuts is stalling in the full guard.
Mir looking for a guillotine here but Nuts defends easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mir striking off his back but it's not causing Nuts any problems.
Nuts looking to pass the guard.
Mir has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Nuts lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Mir is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Nuts rushes Mir and presses him up against the cage.
Nuts wants to break free but Mir has control.
Nuts gets underhooks to prevent Mir's takedown attempt.
Mir wants a takedown but no success here.
Nuts tries to break the clinch but Mir is controlling the position.
Mir looking for a takedown.
Nuts wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Mir has him pressed against the cage.
Mir tries to score a body lock takedown but Nuts shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Mir is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Nuts pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Nuts.
Mir prevents Nuts from breaking the clinch.
Nuts wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nuts breaks the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mir shoots for a takedown but Nuts saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nuts scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Mir gets back to half guard.
Nuts slows the pace down in half guard.
Nice strikes from Nuts there.
Mir is looking to control Nuts's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mir avoid being mounted?
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Nuts is taking a breather. Mir says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Nuts has decided to stand back up but his arm is trapped. Whilst he's worrying about his arm, Mir works to full guard.
Nuts lands a couple of elbows.
Nuts is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Deez Nuts dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Nuts closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Mir wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.
Nuts cracks Mir with a big right hand but Mir just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Nuts wants to stand but Mir has his arm trapped.
Mir is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Nuts content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Nuts lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Mir down.
Nuts is chipping away with strikes.
Nuts controls the position.
Nuts trying to control the position but Mir is working away.
Mir is trying to improve his position.
Mir is trying to control Nuts's posture but Nuts avoids it.
Mir manages to work his way to half guard, despite Nuts's best efforts.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Mir punching from the bottom.
Mir looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Mir tries to get to full guard but Nuts has control of the leg.
Deez Nuts overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Nuts is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Mir actively working from the bottom here.
Mir tries to roll over but Nuts keeps him under control.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Mir has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Mir gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Mir throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Mir tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Mir trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mir bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Nuts's guard.
Mir postures up in Nuts's guard and throws a big left but Nuts blocks it.
Nuts looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Nuts thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Nuts on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Nuts tries to get out of the position.
Mir in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Nuts looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Nuts throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Nuts wants to sweep here but Mir controlling him for the moment.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Mir closes the distance and clinches.
Nuts is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nuts lands a right hand.
Mir prevents Nuts from breaking the clinch.
Nuts lands with a right to the head.
Nuts has had enough of the clinch but Mir keeps him there for the moment.
Nuts drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Mir is working for takedown but Nuts is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nuts wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nuts trying to stall but Mir improves his position.
Nuts has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Mir avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Mir tries to score a body lock takedown but Nuts shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Mir tries for a takedown. No joy.
Deez Nuts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Mir.
Nuts gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Nutsis looking to pass into half guard but Mir pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Mir is in guard.
Mir trying to control but Nuts is working from the bottom.
Nuts looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Nuts working a defensive guard here.
Nuts tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Nuts trying to control the position.
Nuts pulls Mir in close to prevent any damage.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Nuts stuns Mir with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuts decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Nuts tries to pass the half guard into mount. Mir knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Nuts wants to control but Mir is keeping him busy.
Mir is looking to improve his position.
Mir slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Nuts controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Mir controls Nuts momentarily but Nuts frees himself.
Mir looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Mir trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Mir had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Nuts is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Mir Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Nuts's back instead.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nuts avoids the strikes from Mir.
Nuts is trying to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Deez Nuts dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Mir with a lazy takedown attempt
and Nuts counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Nuts will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Mir up against the cage.
Nuts prevents a takedown attempt there.
Nuts wants to get back to striking at distance but Mir won't allow it.
Nuts tries to break the clinch but Mir is controlling the position.
Mir tries for a takedown but Nuts manages to get underhooks.
Deez Nuts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Mir.
A nice left hand lands by Nuts.
Nuts is trying to break free.
Nuts wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nuts lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Nuts is keen to just control but Mir is a slippery customer.
Mir tries to roll over but Nuts keeps him under control.
Nuts takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Nuts wants to pass the guard but Mir is defending well.
Mir is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Nuts's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Nuts's back!
Nuts trying to control the position but Mir manages to sink in the hooks.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir punches the canvas rather than the man.
Nuts is really stuck here.
Nuts is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Mir gets his way!
Mir cracks Nuts with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Nuts from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
Nuts wants to escape the position.
Nuts defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Mir keeps control of the position as Nuts tries to break free.
Mir has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Nuts has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Nuts wants to control his opponent's hands but Mir gets his hands free.
Mir throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuts prevents Mir from getting a body triangle.
Mir is hanging on to Nuts's back as he tries to escape.
Mir drops a couple of huge strikes from the back position and Nuts is in real trouble here! Mir lands more strikes and the referee has to step in to end the fight! Mir is delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Frank Mir!
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energy
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hype
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