PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Taco Mcgibblets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heero Yuy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcgibblets's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, enrique iglesiasI Like It (Jersey Shore Version). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Mcgibblets
vs
Yuy

176 cm
22
167 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

170 cm
20
160 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Decent elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Taco Mcgibblets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Heero Yuy!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A decent looking cross lands there for Mcgibblets.
Yuy fails to land with a series of punches.
Mcgibblets just misses with a punch to the body.
Mcgibblets is looking to clinch.
Yuy throws an overhand right that lands on Mcgibblets's shoulder, as Mcgibblets tries to avoid the shot.
Yuy throws a series of punches but Mcgibblets moves out of range.
Mcgibblets moves out of range as Yuy strikes.

Mcgibblets rushes Yuy and presses him up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mcgibblets.
Mcgibblets pushes Yuy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Yuy takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Heero Yuy has been cut.
Nice elbow from Mcgibblets.
Yuy tries to break the clinch but Mcgibblets is controlling the position.
Yuy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Yuy working hard to break the clinch.
Mcgibblets lands a hook to the side of the head.
Yuy is trying to force a seperation but Mcgibblets has the dominant position.
Mcgibblets keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Yuy's efforts to push away.
Yuy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Yuy takes an elbow to the temple.
Mcgibblets lands a nice elbow.
Mcgibblets lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mcgibblets lands an elbow inside that Yuy shrugs off.
Yuy tries to circle away but Mcgibblets has him pinned against the cage.
Yuy has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Yuy is trying to break the clinch but Mcgibblets is controlling him.
Yuy takes a shot to the head.
Mcgibblets lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Heero Yuy's cut even more.
Yuy tries to circle away but Mcgibblets has him pinned against the cage.
Mcgibblets lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Yuy is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yuy takes an elbow to the forehead.
Yuy is still on wobbly legs! Can Mcgibblets finish him?
A right hand to the body from Mcgibblets.
Nice elbow from Mcgibblets.

The cut above Heero Yuy's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Yuy is trying to force a seperation but Mcgibblets has the dominant position.
Mcgibblets softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Yuy takes an elbow to the forehead.
A short left from Mcgibblets.
Nice elbow from Mcgibblets.
Yuy takes an elbow to the forehead.

Heero Yuy's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Yuy is looking to break free of the clinch but Mcgibblets has double underhooks.
Mcgibblets lands an elbow just above Yuy 's eye.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Heero Yuy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Taco Mcgibblets!