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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steen Christensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christensen comes to the cage accompanied by Xzibit - Alcoholic. Jeremy has chosen Motörhead - Killed By Death as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



188 cm
25
265 lbs
8 - 2 - 0
167 cm
26
280 lbs
8 - 3 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong
Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful


Nordic Nutrition (160 Recovery)
NFC War Gear


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Steen Christensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christensen connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jeremy. Jeremy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jeremy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Donk. Christensen catches Jeremy right on the button with a cross.
Christensen takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Christensen to score with a decent uppercut.
Christensen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Christensen jabs Jeremy right on the nose. Jeremy blinks but takes it well.
Christensen lands with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Christensen scores with a one two! Jeremy had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Jeremy slips a jab from Christensen.
Jeremy throws the left hand but Christensen avoids the punch easily.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Christensen circles away and keeps his distance.
Christensen listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Christensen misses the target.
Christensen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Christensen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jeremy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Christensen.
Christensen throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily.
Christensen throws a hook but Jeremy blocks it.
Jeremy moves away from the strike by Christensen.
A looping hook to the body misses from Christensen. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Christensen moves away and avoids it.
Christensen lands a really nice looking cross but Jeremy seems unphased.
A nice inside leg kick there by Christensen. That's going to slow Jeremy down.
Christensen fails to land with a series of punches.
Christensen is looking to chop away at Jeremy's legs.
Christensen lands a jab to the nose.
Christensen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
Christensen is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Christensen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jeremy on the side of the head.
Christensen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christensen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jeremy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A slow jab from Christensen misses its intended target.
Christensen throws a right and a left that both miss.
Christensen throws a series of punches but Jeremy moves out of range.
Christensen looks to land a right hand but Jeremy moved out of range.
Christensen misses with a straight right.
Jeremy has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jeremy there as he acknowledges the shot.
Christensen throws a big shot that misses.
Christensen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jeremy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jeremy checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jeremy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jeremy staying out of range there.
Christensen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christensen misses with a double jab
and Jeremy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut.
Christensen lands a nice shot that snaps Jeremy's head back.
Jeremy checks the leg kick.
Christensen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Christensen moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Christensen shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Christensen looks to land a left hand but Jeremy moved out of range nicely.
Jeremy shoots for a takedown but Christensen saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christensen.
Steen Christensen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christensen lands with a right hand.
Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christensen connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jeremy. Jeremy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Christensen throws a front kick aimed at Jeremy's knee but Jeremy avoids it well.
Christensen is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Christensen lands a head shot.
Jeremy walks into a stiff left hand from Christensen.
Donk. Jeremy catches Christensen right on the button with a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jeremy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jeremy lands a nice shot to the body.

Jeremy shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Jeremy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Christensen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Christensen preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Christensen pushes Jeremy off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Steen Christensen dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Christensen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jeremy throws a hook but Christensen blocks it.
Jeremy slips under a jab.
Christensen throws a leg kick but Jeremy moved away.
Christensen scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Steen Christensen is winning the standup battle so far.
A left lands for Christensen.
Jeremy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Christensen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Christensen fails to land with a series of punches.
Christensen misses with a body shot.
Jeremy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Christensen.
Christensen scores with a shot to the body.
Christensen throws a right and a left that both miss.
Christensen fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jeremy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a hook.
Christensen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Christensen looks to land a left hand but Jeremy moved out of range nicely.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jeremy might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Christensen.
Christensen misses with a low kick as Jeremy jumps back.
Christensen throws a nice looking combination but Jeremy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Christensen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jeremy.
Jeremy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Christensen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jeremy throws out the jab.
Jeremy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Christensen cracks Jeremy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Christensen scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Christensen lands a two punch combo.
Christensen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Christensen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jeremy slips a jab from Christensen.
Christensen throws an overhand right that lands on Jeremy's shoulder, as Jeremy tries to avoid the shot.
Christensen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jeremy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jeremy throws a hook to the side of Christensen's head but Christensen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A shot to the liver by Christensen. Beautiful body shot.

Jeremy closes the distance and pushes Christensen back into the cage.

Christensen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Christensen lands the left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Christensen.
Jeremy misses with a few strikes there.
Jeremy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Steen Christensen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jeremy moves out of range as Christensen strikes.
Jeremy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Christensen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jeremy can do to turn this around?
Jeremy lands a really nice looking cross but Christensen seems unphased.
Christensen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jeremy.
Christensen falls off balance throwing a combination
and Jeremy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jeremy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jeremy drops his hands momentarily and Christensen takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Christensen throws an overhand right that lands on Jeremy's shoulder, as Jeremy tries to avoid the shot.
Christensen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Christensen feints and then cracks Jeremy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jeremy down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Christensen misses the target.
Jeremy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Christensen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy slips a jab and a cross from Christensen.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Christensen.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Christensen.
Christensen throws a right and a left that both miss.
Christensen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jeremy manages to avoid it.
Steen Christensen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Christensen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Christensen slips a straight right by Jeremy.
Christensen lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jeremy backs up against the cage.


It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Christensen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Steen Christensen dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ron Jeremy's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.


A telegraphed right hand from Christensen misses the target.
Jeremy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Christensen.
Christensen throws a right hand that Jeremy ducks under and follows up with a left that Jeremy also avoids with ease.
Christensen wants to land a leg kick but Jeremy is out of range.
Christensen misses with a wild combination.
Good leg kick by Christensen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Christensen throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jeremy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Christensen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Christensen thuds a left hand into Jeremy's body.
Christensen tries a low kick but Jeremy avoids it.
Jeremy throws out a loose jab but Christensen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Christensen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy slips under a jab from Christensen.
Jeremy wants to clinch.
Christensen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jeremy.
A nice combination there by Jeremy.
Christensen looks to land a left hand but Jeremy moved out of range nicely.
Christensen dips to his left and cracks Jeremy with an uppercut!
Christensen takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Christensen misses with a double jab.
Christensen misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jeremy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jeremy walks into a left hand.
A big right from Christensen misses.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Steen Christensen is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christensen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
Christensen throws a hook to the side of Jeremy's head but Jeremy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Christensen scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Christensen lands with a right hand.
Christensen stalks Jeremy and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jeremy's face. Jeremy staggers backwards, shaken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Christensen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jeremy moves in looking to clinch but Christensen pushes him off.
Jeremy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Christensen connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Christensen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jeremy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Good shot there by Christensen.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Christensen.
Jeremy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christensen connects with a jab.
Christensen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jeremy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Christensen. Christensen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jeremy slips under a jab.
A jab from Christensen misses.
Jeremy moves away from the strike by Christensen.
Christensen bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jeremy's head backwards.
Christensen cracks Jeremy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Christensen feints and then cracks Jeremy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jeremy down.
Christensen clobbers Jeremy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jeremy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Christensen throws a combination that misses
enabling Jeremy to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy moves out of range as Christensen strikes.
Christensen throws a shot from downtown. Jeremy moves away and avoids it.
Jeremy blocks a jab.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jeremy throws an overhand right that lands on Christensen's shoulder, as Christensen tries to avoid the shot.
Christensen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice straight punches there by Christensen. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Christensen.
Christensen lands with a nice combination. Jeremy backs away looking to recover.
Christensen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jeremy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A jab lands there for Christensen.
Jeremy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Christensen throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Christensen moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

And that's the end of the fight!
Steen Christensen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Christensen, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Steen Christensen!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
84%
 
 
 
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