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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lloyd Christmas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simple Stupid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christmas comes to the cage accompanied by Mocking Bird. Lloyd Christmas has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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189 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
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199 cm
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188 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lloyd Christmas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Simple Stupid!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Saam Ante and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stupid misses with a kick to the body.
Stupid is looking to land body kicks.
Christmas showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stupid.
Stupid fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stupid takes a swing at Christmas's ribcage but misses.
Stupid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christmas.
Stupid misses with an attempted mid kick.
Stupid pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Stupid tries to land a front kick but Christmas steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A bone on bone clash there as Christmas blocks the leg kick.
Stupid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Christmas was well out of range. Poor timing from Stupid.
Simple Stupid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Christmas misses its intended target.
Christmas scores with a punch to the head.
Stupid uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Christmas.
Stupid fails to land with a series of punches.
Stupid throws a push kick but Christmas slaps the foot to one side.
Christmas looks to throw the jab but Stupid is out of range.
Christmas misses with a straight left.
Stupid blocks a jab.
Christmas tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Stupid swivels and escapes.
Stupid is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Stupid shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Christmas has a takedown stuffed.
Stupid misses with a body kick.
Stupid misses with a head kick.
Stupid lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Christmas at a distance.
Stupid lands with a shot to the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Stupid!
Stupid throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Christmas misses with a straight right.
Christmas blocks the body kick.
Stupid throws a hook but Christmas avoids it easily.
Stupid works Christmas's body with a nice hook.
Simple Stupid is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stupid tries to land a front kick but Christmas steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Christmas keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stupid.
Stupid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stupid throws a leg kick that misses.
Stupid throws a push kick but Christmas slaps the foot to one side.
Christmas misses with a straight left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Good work by Christmas as he checks the leg kick.
Stupid throws a right hand that Christmas ducks under and follows up with a left that Christmas also avoids with ease.
Stupid misses with a low kick.
A punch combination from Stupid misses.
Stupid scores with a shot to the body.
Stupid throws a push kick but Christmas slaps the foot to one side.
Stupid misses with an attempted mid kick.
Stupid throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A cross from Stupid lands.
Stupid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Christmas.
Christmas pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
No joy there for Stupid, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Stupid moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Stupid throws a series of punches but Christmas moves out of range.
Stupid looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Christmas throws a hook to the side of Stupid's head but Stupid sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Christmas looks to land a body kick but Stupid moved away.
Christmas is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Stupid's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Stupid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Christmas.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stupid tries to land a body kick
and Christmas counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Stupid is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Christmas rather than just go for the knockout.
Stupid misses with a leg kick
and Christmas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fighters circling - Christmas throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A shot to the liver by Stupid. Beautiful body shot.
Stupid goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Stupid tries to land a body kick
and Christmas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Christmas is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Stupid throws a leg kick
letting Christmas counter with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Christmas gets a takedown into half guard.
Christmas keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Stupid strikes from the bottom but Christmas uses the opportunity to move to side control.
Stupid is looking for a sweep.
Christmas in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Christmas cracks Stupid with a big right hand but Stupid just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stupid is trying to escape the position but Christmas is controlling the position.
Christmas seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Stupid for as long as he can get away with.
Christmas has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Stupid can do anything to dispel that myth.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Christmas working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Christmas is staying tight to Stupid's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Stupid tries to bench press Christmas off him but Christmas keeps the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Christmas is working Stupid over with some ground and pound from side control.
Christmas has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Stupid!
Christmas takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Stupid swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lloyd Christmas dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Stupid tries to land a leg kick but Christmas saw it coming and moves away.
Christmas avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Stupid swinging wildly here.
Stupid misses with a double jab.
Simple Stupid is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stupid fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Christmas manages to avoid it.
Stupid misses with a combination
and Christmas counters with a right hand that sends Stupid tumbling to the canvas! Can Christmas finish him? He dives into Stupid's guard looking to do just that!
Stupid is looking to sweep but instead, Christmas has passed into half guard.
Stupid missing with punches from the bottom.
Christmas perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stupid misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Christmas controlling the action here.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Lloyd Christmas.
Christmas throws a head kick but Stupid moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stupid throws a lazy body kick
and Christmas counters with a left hand that sends Stupid to the canvas!
Stupid is rocked!
Christmas not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Stupid is still in real trouble! Can Christmas finish him?
Stupid throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Stupid is breathing heavily.
Christmas is stalling in the full guard.
Stupid seems to have recovered his senses.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Christmas chips away with some ground and pound.
Christmas controlling from the top position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We're going to have a standup here because Lloyd Christmas wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Stupid throws a left and a right that both miss
and Christmas counters with a series of strikes that practically lifts Stupid off his feet! He tumbles backwards, his head bouncing off the mat - Christmas follows up with more strikes before the ref can step in but Stupid was out before he hit the floor.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Lloyd Christmas!
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hype
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