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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jack Honey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Plocka Bananer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bananer has chosen HIT LIKE A MAN as his entrance music. Plocka Bananer will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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162 lbs
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162 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Honey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Plocka Bananer!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Richard Clark and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bananer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bananer scores with a jab.
Bananer lands a right hook to the body.
Bananer lands a jab to Honey's midsection.
Bananer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Honey is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bananer.
Honey fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Bananer misses with a wild combination.
Bananer thuds his right hand into Honey's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bananer lands with an uppercut that bounces Honey off the cage and back into rage.
Good shot there by Bananer.
Bananer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Honey gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bananer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Honey has time to react.
Honey has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bananer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Honey takes one on the chin but seems OK.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bananer.
Plocka Bananer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bananer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Honey looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Honey takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Honey will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bananer is staying active underneath Honey, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Honey looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bananer is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Honey prevents Bananer from standing back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We're going to have a standup here because Jack Honey wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Honey fails with a takedown attempt.
Honey on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bananer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Honey tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bananer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Honey somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Honey. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Honey walks into a straight right hand from Bananer.
Bananer lands a right hook to the body.
Bananer throws a right and a left that Honey avoids nicely.
Bananer scores with a three punch combo!
Bananer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Bananer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Honey had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Honey shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bananer defends it nicely.
Bananer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bananer swinging wildly here.
Honey scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Honey throwing shots but Bananer is blocking nicely.
Honey sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Bananer is concentrating on defense, preventing Honey from advancing position.
Bananer really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Honey. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bananer wants to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Honey wants to take a breather but Bananer is having none of it.
Honey working over Bananer with some ground and pound. Bananer looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Bananer looks like he's trying to stand up.
Honey content to control rather than advance.
Bananer is refusing to be controlled, as Honey sits in half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bananer can do anything to dispel that myth.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
A combination from Bananer does no damage.
Bananer scores with a hook to the body. Honey takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Danga de danga de dang - Bananer scores with a four punch combination!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bananer stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bananer wants it to stay on the feet.
Bananer lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Plocka Bananer dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Bananer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bananer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Honey tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bananer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Honey somewhat.
Bananer scores with a sloppy right hand. Honey should have avoided that one.
Honey takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bananer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Honey swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bananer scores with a three punch combo!
Bananer throws a nice outside leg kick.
Honey shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bananer but Bananer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Honey walks into a left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bananer throws a right and a left that Honey avoids nicely.
Bananer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Honey takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bananer throws a leg kick but Honey moved away.
Bananer lands a body shot.
Bananer closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bananer scores with a sloppy right hand. Honey should have avoided that one.
Bananer swinging wildly here.
Bananer displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Bananer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Honey looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jab by Bananer.
Honey tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bananer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Honey somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Honey. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Honey looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bananer is fending him off so far but Honey persists. Nope, Bananer circles away and we're back to standing.
A punch combination from Bananer misses.
Bananer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
No joy there for Bananer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Honey fails with a takedown attempt.
Plocka Bananer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Honey checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bananer misses with a two punch combination.
Honey takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bananer lands a lovely overhand right.
Honey takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Plocka Bananer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bananer misses with a double jab.
Bananer cracks a nice hook into Honey's ribs.
Bananer swinging wildly here.
Plocka Bananer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bananer lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Bananer is working the combinations to good effect here.
Bananer fails to land with a series of punches.
Bananer misses with a series of wild punches.
Honey looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bananer works over Honey's head and body with a nice combination.
Bananer clobbers Honey with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jab by Bananer.
Bananer cracks Honey with an open hand slap.
Honey takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bananer scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Bananer digs a good hook to Honey's body.
A left and a right from Bananer both land. Nice combination.
Honey drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bananer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Honey.
A jab from Bananer does it's job there.
Bananer scores with a three punch combo!
Bananer scores with a jab. Honey acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bananer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bananer throws a series of punches but Honey avoids them all with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Plocka Bananer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Bananer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bananer lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
No joy there for Bananer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bananer lands a nice looking body shot.
Honey scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Bananer pushes Honey off looking to stand but Honey dives back in and keeps control.
Honey perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Honey stops Bananer from getting back to his feet.
Honey is looking to take a break and control but Bananer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Honey with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Bananer is looking to escape.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Jack Honey.
Honey drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bananer scores with a nice strike.
No luck for Honey with that takedown attempt.
Honey really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Honey drops his hands momentarily and Bananer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bananer lands a nice shot that snaps Honey's head back.
Honey tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bananer swivels and escapes.
Bananer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Honey in his tracks.
Honey showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bananer.
Bananer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bananer moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Honey shoots for a takedown but Bananer saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Honey. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bananer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bananer scores with a three punch combo!
Horrible takedown by Honey or perhaps it was just good defense by Bananer which made him look bad.
Bananer lands with a cross.
Nice sprawl there from Bananer as Honey shoots in.
Honey takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bananer keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bananer throws a right hand that Honey ducks under and follows up with a left that Honey also avoids with ease.
Bananer lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Bananer stuffs the takedown attempt from Honey. Honey gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Bananer does no damage.
Bananer lands with a nice combination. Honey backs away looking to recover.
Nice jab there from Bananer.
A jab from Bananer does it's job there.
Honey fails to land the takedown.
Honey takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bananer.
Honey on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Honey ducks right into an uppercut from Bananer.
A shot to the liver by Bananer. Beautiful body shot.
Bananer connects with a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Bananer.
Bananer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Honey looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bananer scores with a sloppy right hand. Honey should have avoided that one.
Honey looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bananer is fending him off so far but Honey persists. Nope, Bananer circles away and we're back to standing.
A jab from Bananer does it's job there.
Bananer lands with a good body shot.
Bananer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Plocka Bananer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bananer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
No joy there for Bananer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bananer throws a nice looking combination but Honey bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bananer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jack Honey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Honey on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Plocka Bananer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bananer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 26:30
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 26:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 26:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Plocka Bananer!
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