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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Goreac apolderob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bitch Tits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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177 lbs
0 - 0 - 1 |
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184 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Goreac apolderob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bitch Tits!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
apolderob throws a body punch but Tits moves out of range.
Tits ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tits fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
apolderob misses with a hook.
Tits misses with a takedown attempt - apolderob sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
apolderob throws an overhand right that lands on Tits's shoulder, as Tits tries to avoid the shot.
apolderob throws a body punch but Tits moves out of range.
Tits shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
apolderob pulls Tits in to control the position.
apolderob has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Tits is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for apolderob.
Tits throwing shots but missing, from side control.
You can see the frustration on apolderob's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tits happy to just control the position for now.
Tits looking to control but instead apolderob has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Tits works his way into side control.
apolderob is trying to get back to half guard.
Tits moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Tits trying to control the position but apolderob is working away.
Tits looking to punish the body of his opponent here but apolderob is avoiding damage well.
Tits trying to control the position but apolderob is working away.
You can see the frustration on apolderob's face as Tits controls the position.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Tits is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. apolderob knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Tits wants to control but apolderob is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
apolderob regains half guard.
Tits slows the pace down in half guard.
apolderob wants to get back to full guard.
Tits is looking to take a break and control but apolderob is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
apolderob trying to hold on to Tits's head to control him but Tits postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tits is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so apolderob is just riding it out for now. Tits eventually gives up the hold.
apolderob is looking for a sweep. Tits is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
apolderob avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Tits.
apolderob wants to control but Tits is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
apolderob looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Tits wants to lay and pray for a moment but apolderob keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bitch Tits dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
A combination from apolderob does no damage.
apolderob fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tits manages to avoid it.
Tits feints and as apolderob raises his hands in defense, Tits changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Tits trying to control the position from guard on top but apolderob is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tits trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
apolderob working a defensive guard here.
Tits trying to control the position from guard on top but apolderob is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
apolderob looking to control.
Tits being controlled here momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Goreac apolderob wasn't doing enough on the ground.
apolderob misses the jab.
apolderob misses with a straight right.
Tits misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Goreac apolderob is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
apolderob throws an overhand right that lands on Tits's shoulder, as Tits tries to avoid the shot.
apolderob scores with a nice head shot.
apolderob throws a body punch but Tits moves out of range.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Tits.
apolderob throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tits displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as apolderob throws out the jab.
apolderob misses with a jab, cross combination.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Tits is defended easily by apolderob.
Goreac apolderob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bitch Tits.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Tits.
Goreac apolderob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tits tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but apolderob swivels and escapes.
apolderob connects with a jab.
Tits slips a jab and a cross from apolderob.
Tits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from apolderob.
Tits moves out of range of the strikes.
apolderob looks to score with a jab to the body but Tits is just out of range.
apolderob just misses with a punch to the body.
A combination from apolderob does no damage.
Goreac apolderob is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tits fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Tits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from apolderob.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tits slips a straight right by apolderob.
apolderob thows a left - swing and a miss!
apolderob slaps away a takedown attempt from Tits, before circling back to the center of the mat.
apolderob throws the left hand but Tits avoids the punch easily.
apolderob throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tits shoots for a takedown but apolderob saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
apolderob throws a one two combo.
Tits fails with a takedown attempt.
Tits is breathing heavily.
A telegraphed right hand from apolderob misses the target.
apolderob looks to land a combination but Tits avoids it well.
apolderob throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
apolderob takes a swing at Tits's ribcage but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
apolderob lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Tits backs up against the cage.
apolderob throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tits.
apolderob swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
apolderob looks to land a combination but Tits avoids it well.
apolderob misses with a straight right.
apolderob lands the left hand.
apolderob throws a nice looking combination but Tits bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
apolderob misses with a looping left.
Some wild striking there from apolderob.
apolderob throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from apolderob.
apolderob leaves Tits with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
apolderob looks to land a left hand but Tits moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Goreac apolderob dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Tits shoots in for a double leg but apolderob sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Tits showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from apolderob.
apolderob misses with the combination.
apolderob looks to land a left hand but Tits moved out of range nicely.
apolderob stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and apolderob wants it to stay on the feet.
apolderob looks to score with a jab to the body but Tits is just out of range.
A jab from apolderob misses.
Tits defending well as apolderob loads up on a big left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
apolderob swings for the body but Tits moves out of range.
apolderob looks to land a right hand but Tits moved out of range.
Tits has a takedown stuffed.
Goreac apolderob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bitch Tits.
Tits avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
apolderob tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tits was well out of range. Poor timing from apolderob.
A swing and a miss from apolderob.
apolderob throws a nice looking combination but Tits bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
apolderob misses with a straight right.
apolderob misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
apolderob swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tits slips under a jab.
A big left from apolderob misses.
Nice shot by apolderob.
apolderob looks to score with a jab to the body but Tits is just out of range.
apolderob fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tits manages to avoid it.
apolderob comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Tits uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by apolderob.
Tits keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
apolderob swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Tits.
The fighters circle momentarily. apolderob darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
apolderob looks to land a left hand but Tits moved out of range nicely.
apolderob throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
apolderob fails to land with a series of punches.
apolderob throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
apolderob throws a series of punches but Tits avoids them all with ease.
apolderob misses with a wild body shot.
apolderob fails to land with a series of punches.
apolderob throws a lazy right hand but Tits sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tits slips under a jab.
Tits slips a straight right by apolderob.
apolderob throws a nice looking combination but Tits bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tits keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Tits.
apolderob misses with a looping right.
apolderob misses with a few strikes there.
apolderob misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tits.
apolderob just misses with a punch to the body.
apolderob looks to throw the jab but Tits is out of range.
apolderob misses the shot to the body.
apolderob swinging wildly here.
Tits uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by apolderob.
apolderob throws an overhand right that lands on Tits's shoulder, as Tits tries to avoid the shot.
apolderob throws a jab but it's blocked by Tits.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
apolderob leaves Tits with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Tits looks for a takedown but apolderob sprawls well.
apolderob swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
apolderob misses with an uppercut.
apolderob takes a swing at Tits's ribcage but misses.
apolderob connects with a right hand. Tits shakes it off.
Tits fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but apolderob avoids it really well and circles away.
apolderob throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
apolderob rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tits moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
apolderob lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tits circles away quickly and effectively.
No joy there for apolderob, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that's the end of the fight!
Goreac apolderob showed his dominance in that final round.
I think apolderob has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Goreac apolderob!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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