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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angree McHobo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Raging Douche is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.



150 cm
24
130 lbs
16 - 1 - 1
165 cm
22
145 lbs
9 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong
ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Powerful


Balco Boys - Hilo


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Raging Douche!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Angree McHobo!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Felipe Paraventi and Mauricio Rocha.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice takedown defense from Douche. No joy for McHobo on that attempt.
Douche fails in his attempt to clinch.
McHobo closes the distance but Douche moves to the side
and Douche counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McHobo thinking.
McHobo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McHobo thows a body shot but no joy.
Douche throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McHobo stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
McHobo keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Douche pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McHobo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McHobo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Douche looks for the body kick but McHobo saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche avoids the body shot from McHobo.
McHobo misses with a double jab
and Douche counters with a leg kick.
McHobo blocks the body kick.
McHobo tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Douche paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McHobo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McHobo circles away from the clinch attempt.
McHobo doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Douche counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
McHobo blocks a low kick nicely.
Douche connects with a solid leg kick.
Douche keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McHobo.
Raging Douche is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche avoids the body shot from McHobo.
McHobo misses with a hook. Douche ducked under it nicely.
Nice uppercut lands for Douche. That snapped McHobo's head back.
Douche takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McHobo thows a body shot but no joy.
McHobo tries for a takedown but Douche sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Angree McHobo.
Douche throws a low kick but it's checked well by McHobo.
Douche ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McHobo moves away.
Douche throws a wild body kick that McHobo sees coming a mile off.
McHobo lands a jab to the head.
Douche lands with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche throws a wild body kick that McHobo sees coming a mile off.
McHobo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Douche scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McHobo fails with the takedown.
Douche slips under a jab.
Douche tests McHobo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Douche scores with a jab to the jaw.
Douche throws a sloppy body shot
and McHobo counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Douche takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McHobo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Douche.
McHobo tries to score a power double leg takedown but Douche sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten McHobo somewhat.
Douche keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McHobo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Douche is looking to wear down McHobo with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
McHobo throws a predictable looking body shot
and Douche counters with a head kick. That will keep McHobo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
McHobo throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McHobo moves into range and connects with a jab.
A shot to the body from McHobo misses
and Douche counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Douche stuns McHobo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Raging Douche dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


A chopping leg kick lands by Douche.
McHobo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McHobo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Angree McHobo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Douche scores with a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Douche.

McHobo tries to keep at a distance but Douche has taken the fight into the clinch.
McHobo blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McHobo blocks an uppercut.
McHobo managing to block the knees to the body from Douche.
McHobo tries to throw a body punch but Douche avoids it by throwing McHobo back against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Douche just misses with a elbow thrown towards McHobo's brow.
Douche tries to throw a body punch but McHobo avoids it by throwing Douche back against the cage.
McHobo lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Douche throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from McHobo fails to land.
McHobo blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McHobo managing to block the knees to the body from Douche.
Douche fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McHobo managing to block the knees to the body from Douche.
A short right from Douche on the inside.
A hook to the body from McHobo.
Douche tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McHobo avoids it.
McHobo avoiding damage as Douche throws knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from McHobo.
Douche throws an elbow but it misses.
McHobo blocking some punches.
McHobo lands a body shot in the clinch.
Douche using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McHobo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douche.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
Douche goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McHobo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douche's elbow.
Douche misses with some punches.
McHobo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Douche connects with a nasty looking knee right to McHobo's face.
Douche connects with a knee to the head.
McHobo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
Douche tries a body shot but McHobo blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McHobo works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McHobo avoiding damage as Douche throws knees to the body.
McHobo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Douche swings wildly with an uppercut but McHobo uses good head movement to avoid it.
McHobo pushes Douche back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Douche working aggressively here.
Douche tries a body shot but McHobo blocks it.
Douche putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McHobo in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McHobo is trying desperately to land a takedown but Douche is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for McHobo.
Douche connects with a knee to the head.
Douche tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
Douche misses with a knee strike.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Douche with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A head punch on the inside from McHobo fails to land.
McHobo blocks an elbow strike.
McHobo works on Douche's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from McHobo.
McHobo cracks Douche with a nice body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Douche.
McHobo lands a body punch.
McHobo lands a shot to the body.
McHobo can't find room to land a body shot as Douche controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Douche.
McHobo throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Good body shot from McHobo.
Douche misses with a punch to the body.
Douche is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McHobo is defending well for now.
McHobo is working Douche over against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Douche obliges.
Douche tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McHobo is working Douche over against the cage.
McHobo lands an uppercut.
Good body shot from McHobo.
Douche prevents a body shot from McHobo.
Douche misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McHobo.
McHobo stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Douche with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Douche misses with an elbow strike.
McHobo lands a body shot in the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Douche just misses with a elbow thrown towards McHobo's brow.
McHobo lands a body punch in the clinch.
McHobo lands a body shot in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for McHobo.
McHobo works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McHobo lands a nice shot to the body.
McHobo presses Douche against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McHobo.
Douche misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McHobo scores with a nice hook to the head.
McHobo digs a right hand underneath Douche's ribcage. Douche let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A left hand lands to the body for McHobo.
McHobo lands a body shot.
Douche tries to land knees in the clinch but McHobo avoids the damage to the body.
McHobo digs a right hand underneath Douche's ribcage. Douche let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McHobo gets through Douche's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Douche misses with a body punch.
McHobo lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
McHobo lands a body punch.

McHobo breaks from the clinch.
Douche takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

McHobo scores a takedown into full mount!

McHobo working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Angree McHobo showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


A shot to the body from McHobo misses
and Douche counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

McHobo drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McHobo wants to control from the top but Douche keeps moving.
McHobo stands and throws Douche's legs to the side, diving into side control.
McHobo tries to advance to mount but can't.
McHobo remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Douche struggling a bit here.
McHobo misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche is working to avoid the ground and pound but McHobo connects with a decent elbow.
McHobo moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Douche is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Douche knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McHobo on the ground.
Douche tries to roll over but McHobo keeps him under control.

McHobo is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Douche doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McHobo.
Douche is trying to stand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McHobo is trying to control the action in half guard but Douche is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
McHobo content to control rather than advance.
Douche is pressing down on McHobo's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Douche is trying to control the position but McHobo postures up.
McHobo controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Douche keeping moving, preventing McHobo from controlling successfully.
Douche might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Angree McHobo.
Douche avoids the body shot from McHobo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McHobo misses with a hook. Douche ducked under it nicely.
McHobo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Douche stuffs the takedown attempt from McHobo. McHobo gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice shot by McHobo.
Raging Douche is winning the standup battle so far.
McHobo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Douche swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Douche stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Douche wants it to stay on the feet.
McHobo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Douche tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McHobo paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Douche closes the distance and clinches.
Douche tries a body shot but McHobo blocks it.
McHobo tries to work over Douche's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Douche can't find room to land a body shot as McHobo controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McHobo lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Douche.
Douche works on McHobo's body with a couple of short punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Douche.
Douche with a knee to the head.
McHobo avoiding damage as Douche throws knees to the body.
Douche tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McHobo.
Douche lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McHobo backwards.
McHobo misses with a body punch.
McHobo blocking some punches.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
McHobo avoiding damage as Douche throws knees to the body.
McHobo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McHobo misses with a punch to the body.
Douche is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McHobo is defending well for now.
McHobo managing to block the knees to the body from Douche.
Douche trying to land knees to the body.
McHobo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Douche works on McHobo's body with a couple of short punches.
McHobo avoiding damage as Douche throws knees to the body.
Douche misses with the head strike.
McHobo working aggressively here.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Raging Douche.
I think Douche has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 29:28
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Raging Douche!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
63%
 
 
 
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