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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Tyrant Smegma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brian Thom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyrant Smegma has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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135 lbs
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130 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tyrant Smegma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brian Thom!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thom will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Left hook, right uppercut from Smegma.
Smegma tries to clinch up.
Thom shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Smegma as he jumps to the side.
Thom has closed the distance and engaged Smegma in a clinch.
Thom manages to break the clinch.
Thom swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smegma counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Thom thinking.
Thom misses with a combination
and Smegma cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thom pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thom shoots in for a double leg but Smegma sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Thom missing with a left hand there. Smegma was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thom shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Smegma defends it nicely.
Tyrant Smegma has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brian Thom.
Thom circles away from the clinch attempt.
Smegma goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Thom tries to clinch up
and Smegma counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Thom thinking.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thom throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Smegma really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Thom tries to clinch there but Smegma circles away.
Thom tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Smegma throws a leg kick but Thom sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Thom throws a lazy head kick
and Smegma makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Thom looks gassed!
Smegma fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Thom checks it well.
Smegma scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Smegma throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Thom throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Smegma counter with a right hand.
Thom misses the body punch
and Smegma counters with a series of strikes. Thom will be more careful next time no doubt.
Smegma scores with a jab to the jaw.
Smegma tries to land a leg kick but Thom saw it coming and moves away.
Smegma tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thom swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Smegma shoots in and drives through. Thom sprawls well.
Thom shoots in for a takedown but Smegma shows good takedown defense.
Smegma has a takedown stuffed.
Smegma tries to clinch up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Smegma shoots in for a takedown but Thom shows good takedown defense.
Thom misses with a head kick.
Smegma wants to clinch
and Thom counters by clinching up.
Smegma tries to score a body lock takedown but Thom shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Smegma avoids the elbow strike from Thom, against the cage.
Smegma lands a nice shot to the body.
Smegma pulls guard effortlessly.
Thom is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Smegma is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Smegma has escaped and now he's on top!
Smegma wants to control from the top but Thom keeps moving.
Smegma will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Smegma loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smegma pushes down on Thom's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Thom trying to control from the bottom.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Thom can do anything to dispel that myth.
Thom is striking from the bottom but he's now found himself mounted! Oh dear - not enough focus on defense there.
Thom is squirming around, avoiding Smegma's attempts to control the action.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smegma landing strikes from the mount and Thom is in trouble!
Smegma looking to control but Thom is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Smegma lands with some strikes.
Smegma prevents Thom from getting the reversal.
Smegma has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Smegma is landing with some decent strikes but Thom is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Smegma unloads with some shots from mount but Thom bucks and avoids them well.
Thom takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Smegma is looking to stand but Smegma has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.
Thom is wriggling around trying to escape.
Thom is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Thom is squirming around, avoiding Smegma's attempts to control the action.
Thom has given up his back.
Smegma is hanging on to Thom's back as he tries to escape.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Smegma is cranking Thom's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Thom! He's tightened the choke and Thom is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Tyrant Smegma!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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