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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mark Twain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler The Gay One (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Twain might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Insane Clown Posse - In Yo Face. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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185 cm
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219 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mark Twain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tyler The Gay One!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shirou Masuda and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Gay One tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain lands with a slapping head kick.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Twain.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Twain.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
Twain stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Gay One.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Twain.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Gay One throws a head kick but Twain moves out of range.
Twain really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The Gay One takes a kick to the side of the head.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mark Twain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick by Twain misses
and The Gay One counters with an inside leg kick.
Twain is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Gay One throws a nice inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from The Gay One.
The Gay One tries a head kick but it misses.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Twain throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Gay One misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain avoids the head kick by The Gay One.
The Gay One tries to land a front kick but Twain steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Twain blocks a head kick by The Gay One.
The Gay One turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for The Gay One.
The Gay One throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Twain's head.
It looks like Mark Twain has been cut.
Twain blocks a head kick by The Gay One.
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick and Twain moves out of range easily.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
The Gay One pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Twain.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
The Gay One takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Gay One misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
The Gay One tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Twain.
The Gay One misses with a low kick as Twain jumps back.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain scores with a head kick.
The Gay One plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Twain lands with a slapping head kick.
Twain throws a head kick that The Gay One semi-blocks.
The Gay One misses with a head kick.
Twain lands a head kick. The Gay One smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from The Gay One.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Gay One takes a kick to the side of the head.
Twain lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
Twain misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Twain.
Twain throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Gay One's head.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Twain lands with a kick to the temple. The Gay One shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
The Gay One pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Gay One tries a head kick but it misses.
The Gay One pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
Twain lands a head kick!
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Gay One.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Twain.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Twain misses with a head kick.
Twain lands a head kick. The Gay One smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tyler The Gay One dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mark Twain's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Twain.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Gay One takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The Gay One walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Twain checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Twain.
A head kick by Twain misses
and The Gay One counters with a nice leg kick.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Gay One misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Gay One misses with a head kick.
Tyler The Gay One is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Twain throws a head kick that The Gay One semi-blocks.
Twain lands with a slapping head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Twain throws a head kick that half lands.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
The Gay One throws a head kick but Twain moves out of range.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Gay One throws a leg kick but Twain sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The Gay One pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twain lands a nice looking body kick.
A head kick from Twain lands but The Gay One takes it in his stride.
Twain lands a high kick!
Twain throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
Twain lands a high kick!
An inside leg kick from The Gay One misses.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Twain.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
Twain throws a head kick that half lands.
The Gay One takes a kick to the side of the head.
Twain avoids the head kick by The Gay One.
Twain goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Gay One goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A head kick misses from Twain.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Twain.
The Gay One takes a kick to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Gay One takes a kick to the side of the head.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Twain.
Twain checks the leg kick nicely there.
Twain connects with a high kick.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tyler The Gay One seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Twain lands a head kick!
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Gay One throws a head kick but Twain moves out of range.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twain lands a high kick!
Twain lands a head kick!
A head kick misses from Twain.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The Gay One lands a nice leg kick that just misses Twain's sensitive parts.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain throws a nice head kick!
Twain throws a head kick that misses
and The Gay One counters with a solid body kick.
Twain throws a half hearted mid kick.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Gay One throws a quick inside leg kick.
The Gay One misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Twain.
Twain blocks a head kick by The Gay One.
Twain throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Gay One.
Twain throws a lazy head kick
and The Gay One counters with an outside leg kick.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twain avoids the head kick by The Gay One.
The Gay One misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Tyler The Gay One will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Mark Twain's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Twain.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain blocks a head kick by The Gay One.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain throws a head kick that half lands.
The Gay One tries a head kick but it misses.
The Gay One takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Twain moves out of range of the body kick from The Gay One.
Twain checks a leg kick nicely.
Twain throws a head kick that half lands.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Twain.
Twain goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A head kick by Twain misses
and The Gay One counters with a nice low kick that buckles Twain's knee momentarily.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Twain plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
Twain blocks a head kick by The Gay One.
The Gay One takes a kick to the side of the head.
A head kick misses from Twain.
Twain lands with a slapping head kick.
A head kick misses from The Gay One.
A head kick misses from Twain.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
Twain goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain misses with a head kick.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain lands a head kick. The Gay One smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Gay One throws a head kick but Twain moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Gay One lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
Twain throws a head kick that The Gay One semi-blocks.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
The Gay One tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Gay One's head.
Nice body kick there by The Gay One.
A head kick misses from Twain.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
The Gay One tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from The Gay One.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Twain.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Gay One pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twain throws a nice head kick!
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain avoids the head kick by The Gay One.
Twain throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
Twain throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
The Gay One tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Twain.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Twain.
A head kick misses from The Gay One.
Twain throws a head kick that misses.
The Gay One pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Gay One tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Gay One's head.
Twain tries a head kick but it misses.
Twain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Twain takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Twain throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Gay One.
A head kick misses from The Gay One.
Twain lands a high kick!
The Gay One tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Gay One misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Twain throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Gay One's head.
Twain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Twain on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Gay One. The Gay One obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick and Twain moves out of range easily.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Twain throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
Mark Twain has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tyler The Gay One is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Twain is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Twain avoids the head kick by The Gay One.
Twain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Mark Twain.
Well The Gay One has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 29:29
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 28:30
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 29:30
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Tyler The Gay One!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
63% |
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