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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Tyrant Smegma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brad Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Brad Johnson enters the cage!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tyrant Smegma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brad Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Skip Squint and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smegma fails in his attempt to clinch.
Johnson tries to bum rush Smegma with a series of wild strikes but Smegma uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Johnson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Smegma tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Smegma is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Johnson tries to bum rush Smegma with a series of wild strikes but Smegma uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Smegma shoots in but Johnson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nice sprawl there from Johnson as Smegma shoots in.
Smegma is breathing heavily.
Johnson throws an overhand right that lands on Smegma's shoulder, as Smegma tries to avoid the shot.
Johnson misses with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smegma moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Johnson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Johnson wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tyrant Smegma. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Smegma throws a head kick but Johnson moves out of range.
Johnson scores with a jab to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Johnson misses.
Johnson throws a hook but Smegma avoids it easily.
Smegma will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Johnson throws a big shot that misses.
Johnson misses with a combination
and Smegma counters with a nice body shot.
The fighters circling - Johnson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Smegma swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Smegma shoots for a double leg takedown but Johnson sprawls well. He's pushed Smegma's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Johnson throws an overhand right that lands on Smegma's shoulder, as Smegma tries to avoid the shot.
Johnson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Johnson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Smegma scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Johnson scores with a jab to the head.
It looks like Tyrant Smegma has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson looks to throw the jab but Smegma is out of range.
No joy there for Johnson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Johnson misses with a head kick.
Smegma really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Smegma thuds his right hand into Johnson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Smegma throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Smegma dives in and grabs Johnson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Johnson pushes down on Smegma's head and hops out.
Smegma dodges the punch combination from Johnson.
Johnson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Johnson wants it to stay on the feet.
Smegma has a takedown stuffed.
Johnson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Johnson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Smegma.
Johnson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Brad Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson throws an overhand right that lands on Smegma's shoulder, as Smegma tries to avoid the shot.
Johnson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Smegma fails with an attempt to clinch.
Smegma steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Johnson.
Smegma shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Johnson but Johnson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Smegma showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Johnson.
Johnson swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Smegma counters with a lovely straight right hand!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Smegma.
Smegma avoids the head kick by Johnson.
Johnson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Johnson wants it to stay on the feet.
Johnson misses with a body shot
and Smegma counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Smegma misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Johnson throws the left hand but Smegma avoids the punch easily.
Johnson throws a nice looking combination but Smegma bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Smegma tries to clinch there but Johnson circles away.
Johnson throws a jab when Smegma was well out of range.
Smegma throws out a leg kick but Johnson moves out of range and Smegma only half commits.
Smegma lands a two punch combo.
Johnson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Smegma connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Johnson throws a leg kick but Smegma checks it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Smegma.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
Brad Johnson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Johnson misses with a head kick.
Smegma shoots in for a double leg but Johnson sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brad Johnson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tyrant Smegma's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Smegma keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Johnson.
Smegma displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Johnson throws out the jab.
Johnson misses with a double jab.
Smegma tries to close the distance and clinch up but Johnson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Smegma is defended easily by Johnson.
Smegma uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Johnson.
Smegma misses with a body kick.
Johnson fails to land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smegma tries to score a power double leg takedown but Johnson sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Smegma somewhat.
Smegma tries to close the distance and clinch but Johnson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Johnson scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Smegma shoots in for a double leg but Johnson sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tyrant Smegma. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice sprawl there from Johnson as Smegma shoots in.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
Smegma looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Johnson misses with a looping left.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Johnson in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Smegma walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Johnson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Smegma.
Johnson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Smegma.
Johnson throws a head kick that half lands.
Smegma shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Johnson pinned against the cage. Johnson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Tyrant Smegma is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Smegma circles away quickly and effectively.
Smegma avoids the head kick by Johnson.
Johnson misses with a straight right.
Johnson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Johnson keeps the fight on the outside.
Smegma changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Johnson tries to avoid it but Smegma manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Johnson to the ground. Johnson escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Johnson!
Nice takedown defense from Johnson. No joy for Smegma on that attempt.
Johnson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Johnson fails to land with a series of punches.
The fighters circling - Johnson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Johnson cracks the inside of Smegma's front leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smegma fails with a takedown attempt.
Smegma showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Johnson.
Smegma moves out of range as Johnson throws a body kick.
Smegma fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Johnson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Smegma shoots in but Johnson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Johnson misses with an uppercut. Smegma saw that one coming.
Johnson tries a head kick but it misses.
Smegma tries a head kick but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Johnson misses the jab.
Johnson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Smegma's sensitive parts.
Smegma misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A nice inside leg kick there by Johnson. That's going to slow Smegma down.
Left hook, right uppercut from Johnson.
Johnson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Smegma.
Smegma avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Smegma moves out of range of the strikes.
Smegma fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Johnson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Smegma misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Johnson misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brad Johnson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Tyrant Smegma's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Smegma avoids the head kick by Johnson.
Smegma shoots for a double leg takedown but Johnson sprawls well. He's pushed Smegma's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Smegma dodges the punch combination from Johnson.
Smegma tries to clinch there but Johnson circles away.
Johnson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Johnson misses with a head kick.
Johnson lands a high kick!
Johnson avoids the head kick by Smegma.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice takedown defense from Johnson. No joy for Smegma on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tyrant Smegma. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Smegma tries for a takedown but Johnson sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Smegma. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Smegma avoids the head kick by Johnson.
Smegma steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Johnson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smegma wants to clinch up but Johnson keeps it at a distance.
Smegma fails with a takedown attempt.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
Smegma fails with an attempt to clinch.
Johnson cracks Smegma with a good jab.
Johnson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smegma avoids the head kick by Johnson.
Smegma fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Johnson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Smegma shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Johnson but Johnson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Johnson throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Smegma.
Johnson misses the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Johnson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Smegma lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Johnson swats away the attempt to clinch by Smegma.
Smegma fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Johnson throws a combination that misses
and Smegma counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Johnson connects with a solid leg kick.
Johnson misses with a straight right.
Johnson throws the left hand but Smegma avoids the punch easily.
Johnson swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smegma counters with a nice body shot.
Smegma looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Johnson is fending him off so far but Smegma persists. Nope, Johnson circles away and we're back to standing.
Johnson stuffs the takedown.
Johnson's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Johnson duly obliges.
Johnson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Smegma.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smegma tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Johnson swivels and escapes.
Johnson misses with a hook. Smegma ducked under it nicely.
Brad Johnson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Johnson throws a shot from downtown. Smegma moves away and avoids it.
Nice sprawl there from Johnson as Smegma shoots in.
Johnson moves out of range as Smegma throws a body kick.
Johnson misses with a double jab
and Smegma makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Smegma wants to clinch.
Smegma ducks under a wild hook from Johnson.
Johnson fails to land with a series of punches.
Smegma shoots in and drives through. Johnson sprawls well.
Johnson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The fight stays on the outside here - Smegma looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Smegma shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Johnson as he jumps to the side.
Johnson misses with a wild body shot.
Johnson slaps away a takedown attempt from Smegma, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Johnson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Johnson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Smegma staying out of range there.
Johnson throws a hook to the side of Smegma's head but Smegma sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Johnson throws a hook but Smegma blocks it.
Smegma looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Johnson is fending him off so far but Smegma persists. Nope, Johnson circles away and we're back to standing.
Tyrant Smegma has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Smegma tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that's the end of the fight!
Brad Johnson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Johnson has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brad Johnson!
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