PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake The Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jose Parks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parks is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Undead. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

The Snake
vs
Parks

185 cm
20
221 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

180 cm
18
211 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake The Snake!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jose Parks!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A clash of legs there as The Snake blocks the low kick.
Parks takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Parks shoots in for a double leg but The Snake sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The Snake catches Parks with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

It looks like Jose Parks has been cut.
The Snake connects with a single shot there.
Good standup being displayed there by The Snake as he connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parks tries to close the distance and clinch but The Snake swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The Snake scores with a hook.
Parks tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Snake swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Parks lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Snake circles away quickly and effectively.
Parks wants to clinch up but The Snake keeps it at a distance.
Parks tries to clinch but The Snake moves out of range.

The Snake shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. The Snake showed some decent athleticism there.

The Snake is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Parks has managed to free his arm - good work.
Well, if The Snake is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Snake wants to pass to mount but Parks is defending the position.
The Snake keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

The Snake is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

The Snake is working for a kimura but Parks is defending it quite comfortably.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, The Snake seems content to control.

The Snake is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Parks is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jake The Snake!
Jake The Snake retains his light heavyweight title!