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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Negative Nancy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jabari Jelani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jabari Jelani is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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225 cm
25
155 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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185 cm
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275 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Negative Nancy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jabari Jelani! The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jelani tried to score with a low kick but Nancy checks it. Jelani fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Nancy sprawls well initially but Jelani persists and gets the takedown into half guard. Jelani is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Nancy is just riding it out for now. Jelani eventually gives up the hold. Jelani is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Jelani is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Nancy doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Jelani. Nancy knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jelani on the ground. Jelani wants to free his trapped foot but Nancy is holding on for dear life with his legs.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jelani wants to work for an arm triangle but Nancy is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Jelani is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Jelani is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. Jelani looks gassed! Nancy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Jelani is working away from the top position though. Jelani is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless. Jelani is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Nancy sees it coming and defends easily. Jelani is trying to work for a kimura but Nancy is defending well.
Jelani is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Nancy trying to hold on to Jelani's head to control him but Jelani postures up.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Jelani pivots, looking for a leg kick but Nancy is out of range and Jelani settles back down. Nancy digs a good hook to Jelani's body.
Nancy with a body punch. A glancing blow. Nancy throws a quick inside leg kick. Jelani takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Negative Nancy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Jelani moves forwards but Nancy connects with a nice, crisp jab. Nancy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Nancy throws a nice outside leg kick. Nancy throws a head kick that Jelani semi-blocks.
Nancy dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Jelani takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jelani takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nancy is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. Jelani takes a head kick and keeps coming.
It looks like Jabari Jelani has been cut. Jelani takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Nancy lands with a good body shot. Nancy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Nancy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Jelani walks into a straight right hand from Nancy. Jelani moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Nancy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jelani's head backwards. Jelani on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Nancy throws a nice head kick!
Jelani takes one to the side of the head.
Good shot there by Nancy. Nancy dips to his left and cracks Jelani with an uppercut! As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Nancy swinging wildly here.
Nancy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jelani's head backwards. Negative Nancy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Nancy scores with a slapping inside leg kick. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Negative Nancy dominated that round. The cut man is working on Jabari Jelani's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Nancy is looking to slow Jelani down with leg kicks. Jelani has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jelani there as he acknowledges the shot. Nancy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Jelani takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nancy plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Nancy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jelani's head backwards. Jab by Nancy. Nancy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Nancy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Nancy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jelani. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! An inside leg kick lands from Nancy. Nancy connects with a high kick. Nancy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Donk. Nancy catches Jelani right on the button with a cross. Jelani is breathing heavily. Good leg kick by Nancy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nancy scores with a jab. Jelani acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jelani gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Nancy scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Jelani on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jelani moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Jelani moves forwards but Nancy connects with a nice, crisp jab. A decent looking cross lands there for Nancy. Jelani walks forward, straight into a front kick from Nancy. Nancy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Nancy's corner calls for a 1-2. Nancy obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Jelani has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Nice body punch from Nancy. Nancy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jelani's hands. Jelani walks into a left hand. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Nancy cracks Jelani with a good jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Nancy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Nancy scores with a hook to the body. Jelani takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Nancy lands a jab to the head.
Nancy cracks a nice hook into Jelani's ribs. Nancy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jelani can do to turn this around? Nancy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jelani's head backwards. Nancy lands the left hand. The fighters circle momentarily. Nancy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Nancy lands a body shot.
Nancy connects with a solid leg kick. Jelani takes a body punch but keeps moving. Nice shot lands for Nancy. Nancy cracks Jelani with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes. Negative Nancy is winning the standup battle so far. Nancy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. An inside leg kick lands from Nancy.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jelani drops his hands momentarily and Nancy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Nancy thumps Jelani with a low kick. A nice leg kick lands there from Nancy. A head kick from Nancy lands but Jelani takes it in his stride. Nancy lands a slapping body shot.
Jabari Jelani is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Jelani takes a kick to the side of the head. Nancy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Jelani takes a step back to recover. It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Nancy here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man. Nancy thuds his shin into the meat of Jelani's side. Jelani takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A lazy left from Nancy finds it's target. Nancy cracks the inside of Jelani's front leg. Jelani gets cracked there but stands up to it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jelani gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Nancy. Donk. Nancy catches Jelani right on the button with a cross. A jab lands there for Nancy. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Nancy scores with a jab to the head.
Nancy sizes up Jelani with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Nancy cracks the inside of Jelani's front leg. Nancy lands a nice shot to the body.
Nancy punishes Jelani's body with a nice straight punch. A lazy left from Nancy finds it's target. Jelani tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Nancy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jelani on the side of the head. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Nancy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Nancy scores with a nice head shot. Jelani takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Negative Nancy dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Jabari Jelani's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Jelani takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A decent looking cross lands there for Nancy. Nancy throws a head kick that half lands.
Jelani has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Nancy. Nancy misses with a straight right. Nancy lands a head shot. Nancy lands a glancing blow to the side of Jelani's head. Nancy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nancy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. A big right from Nancy misses. Jelani dodges the punch combination from Nancy.
Jelani takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Nancy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jelani throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nancy.
That's one minute gone in the round. Nancy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jelani's calf. Nancy goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo. Excellent takedown into side control there by Jelani. Nancy tries to bench press Jelani off him but Jelani keeps the position. Jelani tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. Jelani looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
That's two minutes gone in the round. You can see the frustration on Nancy's face, being in this tough position on the bottom. Jelani wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Nancy, who protects the arm well. Nancy tries to improve position but can't.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jelani tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. Nancy is looking to reverse the position. Jelani tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Jelani has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! Jelani is trying to get an arm triangle but Nancy is defending well.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Jelani thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. Jelani tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. Jelani tries for a kimura but Nancy is defending well.
And that's the end of the fight! Negative Nancy showed his dominance in that final round. Well I reckon that's a shut out for Nancy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:26 Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:26 Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Negative Nancy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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