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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stan Winner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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170 lbs
13 - 8 - 0 |
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180 cm
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176 lbs
17 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Stan Winner!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Roosa J�rvil�inen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A good leg kick by Dynamite.
Winner will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dynamite, as that shot connected.
A low kick from Winner misses
letting Dynamite counter with a right hand.
Dynamite moves out of range as Winner throws a body kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Winner.
Winner throws a lazy head kick
and Dynamite counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dynamite gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Winner swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dynamite displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Winner works the jab nicely.
Winner walks into a left hand.
Winner jabs Dynamite to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dynamite moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A swing and a miss from Winner.
Winner shoots in for a takedown but Dynamite shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Winner misses with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Winner finds it's way round the side to connect with Dynamite's head.
Dynamite moves out of range of the body kick.
Dynamite with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dynamite is looking to clinch but Winner is avoiding it.
Dynamite checks a leg kick nicely.
Nice body punch from Winner.
Dynamite throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Winner tries a head kick but it misses.
Dynamite misses with a two punch combination.
Winner feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Dynamite looking to control.
Dynamite knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Winner on the ground.
Winner wants to control from the top but Dynamite keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Winner controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Winner throws a big right hand that misses.
Winner is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Winner sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dynamite's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Winner is taking a breather. Dynamite says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Winner not landing any meaningful shots this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Winner not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Winner wants to take a breather but Dynamite is having none of it.
Dynamite tries to get to full guard but Winner has control of the leg.
Winner prevents Dynamite from standing back up.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Some bone on bone action there as Dynamite checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dynamite throws a leg kick that is checked
and Winner counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A bone on bone clash there as Winner blocks the leg kick.
Winner throws a leg kick which misses Dynamite's front leg but catches the back leg as Dynamite tries to avoid it.
Winner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Winner fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Winner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Winner throws a nice looking combination but Dynamite bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Winner tries a head kick but it misses.
Dynamite ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dynamite uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Winner.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dynamite tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite tries a low kick but Winner avoids it.
Winner jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Winner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dynamite was well out of range. Poor timing from Winner.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Winner comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dynamite throws out a leg kick but Winner moves out of range and Dynamite only half commits.
Winner misses the shot to the body.
Dynamite staying out of range there.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Winner checks it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Winner checks a leg kick.
Dynamite takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Good leg kick by Dynamite there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A big right from Winner misses.
Dynamite stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dynamite wants it to stay on the feet.
Dynamite throws a leg kick
and Winner counters with a one-two to the body.
Winner throws the kick towards the body but Dynamite avoids it.
Dynamite bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Winner circles away from the clinch attempt.
Winner misses with a low kick as Dynamite jumps back.
Winner lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Winner looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That kick from Winner tenderised Dynamite's leg. Dynamite is trying to keep his angry face on.
No joy there for Winner, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Winner misses with a leg kick
and Dynamite connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dynamite lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Dynamite misses with a looping left.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Winner lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dynamite has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dynamite and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dynamite.
Winner throws a head kick that misses
and Dynamite counters with a low kick, right behind Winner 's knee.
Dynamite has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Winner.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Winner takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A shot to the body from Winner misses
and Dynamite counters with a one-two to the body.
Winner looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Winner's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dynamite connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Winner scrambles back to his feet.
Nice straight punches there by Dynamite. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dynamite.
Winner stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dynamite.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a leg kick
and Winner counters with a thumping low kick.
Winner moves out of range of the leg kick from Dynamite.
Dynamite thuds his right hand into Winner's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dynamite clinches up with Winner and pushes him back against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dynamite struggles to land a body shot inside as Winner controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Winner.
Winner blocking some punches.
Dynamite misses with a hook from the clinch.
Winner blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Dynamite fails to land.
Dynamite working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Winner gets through Dynamite's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Winner.
Winner tries a body shot but Dynamite blocks it.
Dynamite lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dynamite tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Dynamite fails to land.
Winner lands a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a punch but it's blocked by Winner.
Winner stalling the fight.
Dynamite swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Winner lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Winner pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Winner wants a takedown but no success here.
Napoleon Dynamite has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stan Winner.
Winner tries to throw a body punch but Dynamite avoids it by throwing Winner back against the cage.
Winner lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Winner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Winner goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dynamite prevents a takedown attempt there.
A head punch on the inside from Winner fails to land.
Nice body punch from Winner.
Winner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dynamite misses with a hook from the clinch.
Winner tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dynamite.
Winner lands a body shot in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Winner.
Dynamite is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Winner is keeping busy.
Winner breaks the clinch.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Winner jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Winner looks to land a body kick but Dynamite moved away.
Winner throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Winner scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Dynamite will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Winner tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dynamite paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Winner scores with a nice strike.
Winner lands a leg kick that knocks Dynamite off balance momentarily.
Dynamite ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Winner wants to clinch.
Dynamite throws a nice looking combination but Winner bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A low kick from Dynamite misses
and Winner counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Winner lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dynamite circles away quickly and effectively.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dynamite.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Winner checks a leg kick.
Dynamite avoids a kick to the body.
Dynamite closes the distance looking to clinch
and Winner counters with a big head kick but Dynamite shrugs it off.
Winner bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dynamite lands a nice leg kick that just misses Winner's sensitive parts.
Dynamite pivots, looking for a leg kick but Winner is out of range and Dynamite settles back down.
Dynamite takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Dynamite throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dynamite thumps Winner with a low kick.
Dynamite lands a lovely overhand right.
Dynamite avoids the body shot from Winner.
Winner looks to throw the jab but Dynamite is out of range.
Dynamite scores with a decent looking hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Winner darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dynamite lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Winner has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Winner and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The fighters circling - Winner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dynamite lands the left hand.
Dynamite tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Winner is able to avoid easily.
Dynamite moves out of range of the leg kick from Winner.
Dynamite misses with a double jab.
Winner throws a leg kick but Dynamite checks it.
Winner has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Winner there as he acknowledges the shot.
A head kick by Winner misses
and Dynamite counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Winner's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Winner connects with a body shot that sends Dynamite's belly button to the back.
Dynamite takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Winner moves out of range of the leg kick from Dynamite.
Winner misses with a wild body shot.
Winner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Winner uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dynamite.
Winner misses with a low kick.
Winner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Napoleon Dynamite is winning the standup battle so far.
Dynamite loads up on a big right hand but Winner slips the punch.
Winner falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dynamite makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dynamite wants to clinch up but Winner keeps it at a distance.
Dynamite throws a looping overhand right but Winner ducks down to avoid it.
A jab from Winner misses.
Dynamite tries a low kick but Winner avoids it.
Winner wants to clinch.
Winner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Winner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dynamite throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Winner on the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Dynamite - just one landing.
Winner wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Winner jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dynamite thows a leg kick but Winner checks it
and Winner counters with a solid body kick.
Dynamite throws a shot from downtown. Winner moves away and avoids it.
Winner throws a push kick but Dynamite slaps the foot to one side.
Winner forces Dynamite back against the cage and clinches.
Stan Winner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dynamite has a couple of punches blocked by Winner.
Dynamite prevents a body shot from Winner.
Dynamite lands a shoulder strike.
Dynamite throws a punch but it's blocked by Winner.
Dynamite digs a right hand into Winner's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Winner's gas tank.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dynamite.
Dynamite misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dynamite is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A short right from Dynamite.
Winner lands with a left to the head.
Napoleon Dynamite is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Winner lands a nice uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dynamite.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Napoleon Dynamite.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dynamite, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roosa J�rvil�inen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Napoleon Dynamite!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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