PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Happy Gilmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Cheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Gilmore
vs
Cheese

178 cm
27
181 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

188 cm
26
174 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Happy Gilmore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Richard Cheese!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, William Gold and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese misses with a series of wild punches.
Gilmore scores with a three punch combo!
Cheese throws a nice looking combination but Gilmore bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cheese throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cheese throws a nice looking combination but Gilmore bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cheese checks a leg kick.
Cheese checks a leg kick.
Cheese moves out of range as Gilmore strikes.
Cheese lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gilmore circles away quickly and effectively.
Cheese misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cheese misses with a wild body shot.
Cheese lands with a nice combination. Gilmore backs away looking to recover.
Cheese has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cheese there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cheese scores with a crisp jab that stopped Gilmore in his tracks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cheese takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Cheese looks to land a combination but Gilmore avoids it well.
Cheese looks gassed!
Gilmore ducks under a wild hook from Cheese.
Gilmore attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Cheese connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Gilmore tests Cheese's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cheese walks into a jab.
Gilmore misses with a few strikes there.
Cheese throws a right and a left that Gilmore avoids nicely.
Gilmore lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Gilmore darts in and clinches Cheese up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gilmore lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gilmore.
Gilmore wants to get back to striking at distance but Cheese won't allow it.
Gilmore doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cheese connects with a knee to the head.
Gilmore taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Gilmore throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cheese blocks it with crossed arms.
Cheese landing knees to the head.
Gilmore doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cheese tries to land knees in the clinch but Gilmore avoids the damage to the body.
Gilmore lands a hook to the side of the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Gilmore misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Gilmore managing to block the knees to the body from Cheese.
Cheese misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Gilmore.
Cheese crunches a lovely knee into Gilmore's ribcage.
Gilmore tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cheese scores a nice knee to the body.
Cheese missing with knees to the body.
Cheese misses with a knee to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Gilmore fails to land.
Gilmore scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cheese tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gilmore creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Gilmore lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Gilmore stalling.
Still in the clinch, Gilmore scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Gilmore fails to land.
Gilmore tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cheese tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Cheese trying to land knees to the body.
Gilmore throws a head punch that misses.
Gilmore managing to block the knees to the body from Cheese.
Gilmore blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cheese misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Gilmore.
Gilmore holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Cheese trying to land knees to the body.
Gilmore lands a nice uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Gilmore.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese.
Gilmore has a couple of punches blocked by Cheese.
Cheese trying to land knees to the body.
Gilmore managing to block the knees to the body from Cheese.
Gilmore throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese.
Cheese tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Gilmore avoids it.
Gilmore lands with a left to the head.
Gilmore misses with the head strike.
Gilmore lands a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cheese missing with knees to the body.
Gilmore managing to block the knees to the body from Cheese.
A short uppercut from Gilmore.
A short uppercut from Gilmore.
A short right from Gilmore.
A short right from Gilmore on the inside.
Gilmore lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cheese tries a knee to the head but Gilmore blocks it.
Gilmore lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Gilmore makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Gilmore.
Cheese using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Gilmore has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cheese blocking some punches.
Gilmore misses with a short punch on the inside.

Gilmore's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cheese takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Gilmore thows a body shot but no joy.
Gilmore throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cheese lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Gilmore backs up against the cage.
Nice body punch from Gilmore.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore closes the distance and lands a one-two.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cheese.
Cheese cracks Gilmore with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Gilmore lands a slapping body shot.
Gilmore pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gilmore feints and then cracks Cheese's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cheese down.
Cheese fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gilmore manages to avoid it.
Cheese takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Gilmore throws a leg kick but Cheese sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Cheese moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Gilmore gets cracked there but stands up to it.

Gilmore tries to keep at a distance but Cheese has taken the fight into the clinch.
Cheese looking to throw knees to the head but Gilmore is blocking nicely.
Gilmore looking to stall.
Cheese using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Gilmore has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cheese missing with knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Gilmore fails to land.
Cheese tries a knee to the head but Gilmore blocks it.
Gilmore throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cheeses head.
Cheese's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Happy Gilmore dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Cheese takes one to the side of the head.
Cheese has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Gilmore slips a jab and a cross from Cheese.
Cheese defending well as Gilmore loads up on a big left hand.
Cheese throws a right hand that Gilmore ducks under and follows up with a left that Gilmore also avoids with ease.
Cheese throws a series of punches but Gilmore moves out of range.
Cheese takes one on the button.
Gilmore lands with a hook. Cheese tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Cheese misses with a series of wild punches.
Gilmore scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Gilmore connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Gilmore.
Gilmore lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cheese misses with a few strikes there.
Gilmore stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cheese takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A lazy left from Gilmore finds it's target.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Left hook, right uppercut from Cheese.
Gilmore throws a combination. Cheese tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Cheese moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cheese throws a series of punches but Gilmore avoids them all with ease.
Gilmore scores with a nice strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gilmore lands a nice looking body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Cheese blocks the leg kick.
Cheese throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Happy Gilmore is winning the standup battle so far.
Cheese rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gilmore moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cheese changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
An inside leg kick from Gilmore misses.
Cheese wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cheese tries to bum rush Gilmore with a series of wild strikes but Gilmore uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cheese fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Gilmore on the side of the head.
Gilmore tests Cheese's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cheese throws a series of punches but Gilmore avoids them all with ease.
Cheese moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cheese has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cheese throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gilmore.
Gilmore misses with an uppercut. Cheese saw that one coming.
Cheese scores with a jab. Gilmore acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cheese takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Some wild striking there from Cheese.
Cheese tries to clinch up.
Cheese ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Cheese misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The crowd cheers as Gilmore lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cheese doesn't seem phased though.
Cheese fails to land with a series of punches.

Cheese instigates a clinch.

Gilmore pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cheese lands a head shot.
Cheese takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Gilmore throws a hook but Cheese blocks it.
Gilmore showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cheese.
Gilmore fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cheese throws a series of punches but Gilmore moves out of range.
Gilmore lands with an uppercut that bounces Cheese off the cage and back into rage.
A chopping leg kick lands by Gilmore.
Cheese avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gilmore takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Richard Cheese is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cheese catches Gilmore with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Gilmore fails to land with a series of punches.
Cheese connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cheese lands with a nice combination. Gilmore backs away looking to recover.
Cheese throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese scores with a three punch combo!
Cheese swinging wildly here.
Gilmore throws a jab when Cheese was well out of range.
Gilmore tries to work over Cheese's front leg with a kick but Cheese checks it.
Cheese digs a good body shot into Gilmore's ribs.
Gilmore throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cheese's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Cheese duly obliges.
Cheese fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Gilmore misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cheese jabs Gilmore right on the nose. Gilmore blinks but takes it well.
Gilmore looks to land a combination. Cheese sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Cheese is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Gilmore.
Cheese lands a head shot.
Cheese looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Cheese rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gilmore moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gilmore moves into range and connects with a jab.
A big left from Gilmore misses.
Cheese uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Cheese does no damage.
Cheese misses with a two punch combination.
Cheese swinging wildly here.
Gilmore works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cheese chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gilmore can pounce on him.
Gilmore throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gilmore showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cheese.
Gilmore defending well as Cheese loads up on a big left hand.
Gilmore swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cheese.
Cheese will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gilmore showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cheese.
Gilmore scores with a sloppy right hand. Cheese should have avoided that one.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Cheese!
Gilmore is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cheese doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cheese uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gilmore.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Happy Gilmore dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Cheese tries to clinch there but Gilmore circles away.
Cheese fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Gilmore misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cheese tries to bum rush Gilmore with a series of wild strikes but Gilmore uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Gilmore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cheese.
Gilmore slips a jab and a cross from Cheese.
Cheese misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gilmore looks to land a combination. Cheese sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Gilmore lands a slapping body shot.
A shot to the liver by Gilmore. Beautiful body shot.

Cheese closes the distance and clinches.
Gilmore wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cheese scores a nice knee to the body.
Cheese tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Gilmore avoids it.
Gilmore lands with a left to the head.
Cheese misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Gilmore.
Gilmore on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Gilmore blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cheese missing with knees to the body.
Cheese trying to land knees to the body.
Gilmore has a couple of punches blocked by Cheese.
Gilmore controlling the action here for a moment.
Gilmore blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Gilmore takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Cheese misses with a knee strike.
Gilmore lands with a short shot to the head.
Cheese prevents Gilmore from breaking the clinch.
Cheese blocking some punches.
Gilmore wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cheese trying to land knees to the body.
Cheese connects with a knee to the head.
Cheese misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Gilmore.
Gilmore lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Gilmore manages to break the clinch.
Cheese misses with a series of wild punches.
Cheese throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Gilmore pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cheese rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gilmore moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cheese takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Gilmore scores with a punch to the head.
A jab from Cheese does it's job there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cheese swinging wildly here.
Cheese throws a left and a right that both miss
and Gilmore counters with a stiff right hand.
Gilmore lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Gilmore thows a body shot but no joy.

Cheese takes the fight into the clinch.
Cheese pushes off an throws an elbow but Gilmore leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Gilmore is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Gilmore avoiding damage as Cheese throws knees to the body.
Cheese tries to land knees in the clinch but Gilmore avoids the damage to the body.
Cheese with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cheese is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Gilmore is defending well for now.
A short right from Gilmore on the inside.
Cheese tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Gilmore avoids it.
Cheese tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Gilmore avoids it.
Gilmore lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Cheese missing with knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gilmore.
Gilmore lands a hook that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Cheese misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Gilmore.
Cheese looking to throw knees to the head but Gilmore is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore lands a nice uppercut.
Gilmore misses with a punch on the inside.
Gilmore throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cheeses head.
Gilmore using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cheese has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cheese scores with a knee to the head.
Gilmore doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gilmore pushes Cheese back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cheese gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese.
Cheese using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Gilmore has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

Gilmore manages to break the clinch.
A head kick misses from Gilmore.
Cheese keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cheese misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cheese keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gilmore avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gilmore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cheese.
Gilmore is looking to clinch but Cheese is avoiding it.
Cheese misses with a few strikes there.
Gilmore tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cheese was well out of range. Poor timing from Gilmore.
Cheese swinging wildly here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Cheese throws a right and a left that Gilmore avoids nicely.
Gilmore digs a good hook to Cheese's body.
Cheese slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Gilmore throws a sloppy head kick and Cheese moves out of range easily.
Gilmore dodges the punch combination from Cheese.
Cheese swinging wildly here.
No joy there for Cheese, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gilmore fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cheese tries to bum rush Gilmore with a series of wild strikes but Gilmore uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cheese slips under a jab.
Cheese lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Gilmore throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Cheese moves into the clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gilmore tries to break free but Cheese pushes him back against the cage.
Cheese with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Gilmore lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Richard Cheese has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Gilmore managing to block the knees to the body from Cheese.
Gilmore tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Richard Cheese comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Gilmore has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Happy Gilmore!