PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Shane Falco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Falco
vs
Titties

175 cm
27
157 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

180 cm
27
158 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shane Falco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties scores with a nice strike.
A looping hook to the body misses from Titties. Falco does a little dance to reset his feet.
Falco pivots, looking for a leg kick but Titties is out of range and Falco settles back down.
Titties looks to land a right hand but Falco moved out of range.
Nice body kick from Falco.
Falco tries to clinch up.
Falco moves in looking to clinch but Titties pushes him off.
Falco scores with a hook to the body. Titties takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Titties throws a jab but it's blocked by Falco.
Titties throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Falco.
Titties gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Titties thows a leg kick but Falco checks it
and Falco counters with a slapping leg kick.
Falco moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Titties takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Falco connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Titties thows a leg kick but Falco checks it

and Falco holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Falco misses with some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Falco lands a body punch in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Falco.
Falco misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Titties fails to land.
Falco is struggling to control the position.
Falco scores with a hook to the body.
Titties looks gassed!
Falco lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Falco lands a nice shot to the body.
Titties throws a head punch that misses.
Titties trying to land knees to the body.
Come on Falco - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Titties misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Falco stalling the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Falco.

Falco manages to break the clinch.
Falco will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Titties waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Falco.
Falco throws a nice looking combination but Titties bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Falco wants to clinch.
Titties throws a head kick that misses
enabling Falco to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Falco looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Falco throws a front kick aimed at Titties's knee but Titties avoids it well.
Titties looks to land a left hand but Falco moved out of range nicely.
Titties misses with a series of wild punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with a double jab
and Falco counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Falco misses with a looping left.

Falco moves into the clinch.
Titties lands a body shot in the clinch.
Falco is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Falco for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Falco avoids a wild elbow strike from Titties.
Falco tries to work over Titties's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Titties is trying to maintain a safe position but Falco gets an underhook and turns Titties into the cage.
Titties slows down the pace here.
Falco lands a shoulder strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Falco lands a shot to the body.
Falco misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Falco throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tittiess head.
Titties has a couple of punches blocked by Falco.
Titties pushes Falco back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Falco tries to work over Titties's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Titties dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Titties pushes Falco back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Titties has a couple of punches blocked by Falco.
Falco gets through Titties's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Falco.
A short right from Falco on the inside.
Good body shot from Falco.
Titties goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Falco blocks a body shot from Titties.
A short body shot lands from Falco as the two fighters clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Falco blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Falco lands a body punch in the clinch.
Falco lands a right hand that snaps the head of Titties backwards.
Falco throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Falco lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Titties or not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shane Falco dominated that round.
That's time! Falco's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Falco misses with a few strikes there.
Falco ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away.
Titties paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Titties lands a head kick!
Falco dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Falco lands a nice leg kick that just misses Titties's sensitive parts.
Falco throws a nice inside leg kick.

Falco has Titties up against the cage in a clinch.
Falco lands an uppercut.
Titties is breathing heavily.
Falco lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Titties or not.
Titties letting Falco take a breather here.

Falco breaks from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties looks to land a right hand but Falco moved out of range.
Falco throws a sloppy body shot

so Titties counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Falco trying to control the position here.
Titties trying to control but Falco is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Falco is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Titties trying to control the position from guard on top but Falco is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Falco trying to control the position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Titties doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Falco throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Titties throws a left and a right that both miss
and Falco counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hanz Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Falco avoids the body shot from Titties.
That kick from Titties tenderised Falco's leg. Falco is trying to keep his angry face on.
Titties throws a combination that misses
and Falco counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Titties defending well as Falco loads up on a big left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Titties throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shane Falco is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Titties misses with a straight left.
Falco checks a low kick from Titties.
Titties takes a swing at Falco's ribcage but misses.
Falco tries to clinch there but Titties circles away.
A head kick by Titties misses
and Falco counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Titties throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Titties's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Titties duly obliges.
Titties misses with a wild body shot.
Falco slips under a jab.
Titties misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Titties misses with a jab, cross combination.
Falco staying out of range there.
Titties looks to score with a jab to the body but Falco is just out of range.
Titties swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Falco counters with an outside leg kick.
Falco lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Titties backs up against the cage.
Titties misses with a wild body shot.

Falco closes the distance and clinches.
Falco lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Titties's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Titties throws a chopping leg kick but Falco manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Titties throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Falco counters with a slapping leg kick.
Titties throws a lazy head kick
and Titties takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shane Falco dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Falco slips under a jab.
Good leg kick by Falco there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A looping hook to the body misses from Falco. Titties does a little dance to reset his feet.
Falco on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Falco lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Titties throws a sloppy body shot
and Falco counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Falco looks to clinch
and Titties counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Falco cracks Titties with an open hand slap.
Titties fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Falco is out of range.
Titties takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Titties tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Falco checks a leg kick.
Falco tests Titties's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Falco misses with a low kick.
Falco moves away from the strike by Titties.
Titties scores with a body shot.
Titties throws a head kick that misses
and Falco counters with a one-two to the body.
Titties throws a looping overhand right but Falco ducks down to avoid it.
Falco throws a wild body kick that Titties sees coming a mile off.
Falco lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Falco moves out of range of the body kick.
Falco walks into a stiff left hand from Titties.
Titties lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Falco at a distance.
Hanz Titties has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A punch combination from Titties misses.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Falco manages to avoid it.
Titties looks to land a right hand but Falco moved out of range.
Falco cracks Titties with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Falco lands with a right hand.
Titties fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Titties takes a swing at Falco's ribcage but misses.

Falco rushes Titties and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Falco lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Falco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Titties's elbow.
Titties throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Titties is trying to drag Falco to the mat but Falco just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Falco lands with a right to the head.
Falco takes a shot to the head.
Titties misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Falco.
Titties is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Falco gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Falco lands a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Falco.
Falco throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tittiess head.
Falco holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Titties swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Falco lands a body punch in the clinch.
Titties stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Falco.
A hook to the body from Falco.
A short body shot lands from Falco as the two fighters clinch.
Falco lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Falco lands a body punch in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Falco.
A body shot lands from Falco.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Falco is working Titties over against the cage.
Falco presses Titties against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Falco digs a right hand underneath Titties's ribcage. Titties let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Falco lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Falco manages to break the clinch.
Shane Falco is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Falco lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Good standup being displayed there by Falco as he connects with a hook.
Falco feints and then cracks Titties's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Titties down.
A good leg kick by Falco.
Falco lands with a slapping head kick.
Falco is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Titties can do to turn this around?
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Falco tries to clinch but Titties is having none of it.
Titties lands a high kick!
Titties misses with an uppercut. Falco saw that one coming.

And that's the end of the fight!
Shane Falco showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Falco, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shane Falco!