PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ruiner Barnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ender Wiggin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barnett's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, canceled forever. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Barnett
vs
Wiggin

210 cm
20
206 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
21
214 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ruiner Barnett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ender Wiggin!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiggin tries to clinch but Barnett moves out of range.
Barnett scores with a leg kick.
Wiggin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Barnett manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wiggin scores with a jab to the body.
Barnett circles away from the clinch attempt.
Barnett really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wiggin's corner calls for a 1-2. Wiggin obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Wiggin moves in looking to clinch but Barnett pushes him off.
Wiggin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wiggin moves in looking to clinch but Barnett pushes him off.
Barnett blocks a jab.
Wiggin doesn't manage to clinch there - Barnett circles away.
Good leg kick by Barnett there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wiggin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Barnett ducks under a wild hook from Wiggin.
Wiggin moves out of range of the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wiggin with a nice cross.
Barnett moves out of range as Wiggin strikes.
Wiggin misses the jab.

Barnett lands a big head kick that sends Wiggin tumbling to the mat! Barnett takes a step backwards and waves Wiggin back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Wiggin is rocked!

It looks like Ender Wiggin has been cut.
Barnett moves out of range of the strikes.
Wiggin is still on wobbly legs! Can Barnett finish him?
Look low, kick high! Barnett uses the oldest trick in the book to send Wiggin tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Barnett is absolutely delighted - when Wiggin wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ruiner Barnett!