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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nisse Pisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Victor Belafonte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Belafonte comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Harry Belafonte - Banana Boat kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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205 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nisse Pisse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Victor Belafonte!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Jorge Garcia and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pisse swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Pisse.
Good work by Pisse as he checks the leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Belafonte.
Pisse scores with a jab to the head.
Pisse throws a nice looking combination but Belafonte bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pisse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Belafonte.
Pisse fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Belafonte throws a leg kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Pisse does no damage.
Nisse Pisse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Belafonte tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pisse paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pisse looks to land a left hand but Belafonte moved out of range nicely.
A combination from Pisse does no damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisse thows a left - swing and a miss!
Belafonte keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pisse misses with a body shot.
Pisse throws a combination. Belafonte tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
It looks like Victor Belafonte has been cut.
Pisse looks to land a combination but Belafonte avoids it well.
Belafonte dodges the punch combination from Pisse.
Pisse misses with a wild combination.
Pisse scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pisse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Belafonte was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisse.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belafonte delivers a nice body kick.
Pisse scores with a nice right hand.
Belafonte tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Belafonte moves into the clinch.
Pisse throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Belafonte blocks it with crossed arms.
Pisse tries to pull guard but Belafonte holds him up against the cage and eventually Pisse drops back down to his feet.
Pisse is looking to control Belafonte's arms but Belafonte gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pisse has his back to the cage.
Pisse wants to break free but Belafonte has control.
Belafonte lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Belafonte comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Belafonte lands an elbow that stopped Pisse in his tracks for a moment.
Pisse fails to pull guard.
Belafonte lands an elbow inside.
Belafonte taking a breather.
Pisse tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Belafonte just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nisse Pisse. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Pisse jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Belafonte walks away with a smile on his face. Pisse gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Belafonte wants to clinch up but Pisse keeps it at a distance.
Pisse swinging wildly here.
Pisse lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Pisse pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Belafonte doesn't manage to clinch there - Pisse circles away.
Pisse will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pisse throws a right and a left that both miss.
Belafonte slips under a jab from Pisse.
Pisse throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Belafonte tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Pisse rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Belafonte moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pisse missing with a left hand there. Belafonte was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pisse scores with a one two! Belafonte had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Some wild striking there from Pisse.
Belafonte moves in looking to clinch but Pisse pushes him off.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Pisse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Belafonte moves away.
Pisse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Belafonte.
The fighters circling - Pisse throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nisse Pisse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Victor Belafonte's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Pisse just misses with a punch to the body.
Belafonte throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Pisse swats away the attempt to clinch by Belafonte.
Pisse lands a nice shot to the body.
Pisse lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Belafonte backs up against the cage.
Nisse Pisse is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pisse throws a low kick but it's checked well by Belafonte.
Pisse lands a nice shot to the body.
Belafonte avoids the body shot from Pisse.
No joy there for Pisse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Belafonte on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Belafonte tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pisse paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pisse just misses with a punch to the body.
Pisse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Belafonte.
Belafonte moves in looking to clinch but Pisse pushes him off.
Belafonte has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Belafonte wants to clinch up but Pisse keeps it at a distance.
Pisse throws a series of punches but Belafonte moves out of range.
Belafonte tries to clinch up but Pisse circles away and keeps his distance.
Pisse is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Belafonte.
Pisse looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Belafonte tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pisse paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belafonte avoids a punch combination nicely.
A right-left combo lands from Pisse.
Belafonte takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pisse is looking to wear down Belafonte with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Pisse lands with a good body shot.
Pisse digs a good hook to Belafonte's body.
Pisse misses with a few strikes there.
Pisse swats away the attempt to clinch by Belafonte.
Pisse throws a series of punches but Belafonte avoids them all with ease.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisse swinging wildly here.
Pisse fails to land with a series of punches.
Pisse misses the shot to the body.
Pisse misses with a wild combination.
Belafonte is looking to score with low kicks.
An inside leg kick lands from Belafonte.
Pisse throws a combination. Belafonte tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Pisse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Pisse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The fight stays on the outside here - Belafonte looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pisse throws a nice looking combination but Belafonte bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Belafonte keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Belafonte ducks under a wild hook from Pisse.
Pisse misses with an uppercut.
Some wild striking there from Pisse.
Pisse tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pisse throws a right hand that Belafonte ducks under and follows up with a left that Belafonte also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nisse Pisse dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Victor Belafonte's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Pisse lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Belafonte circles away quickly and effectively.
Belafonte gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Belafonte trying to land knees to the body.
Belafonte looking to slow down the pace here.
Belafonte lands a damaging elbow.
Pisse is trying to force a seperation but Belafonte has the dominant position.
Belafonte is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Belafonte tries to land a knee to the head but Pisse blocks with his arms.
Pisse drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Belafonte gets the underhooks and prevents it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisse blocks the elbow strike.
Belafonte is pressed up against the cage. Pisse has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Belafonte down to the mat. Belafonte avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Pisse misses with an uppercut. Belafonte saw that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisse misses with a wild body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisse. Belafonte does a little dance to reset his feet.
Belafonte is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Belafonte tries to clinch but Pisse is having none of it.
Pisse swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Belafonte blocks a jab.
Pisse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Belafonte manages to avoid it.
Pisse misses the shot to the body.
Pisse throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pisse fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Belafonte leaning his opponent against the cage.
Belafonte gets underhooks to prevent Pisse's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nisse Pisse. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Pisse avoiding damage as Belafonte throws knees to the body.
Belafonte taking a breather.
A frustrated look appears on Pisse's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Belafonte wants to stall.
The referee calls for Belafonte to work.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Victor Belafonte.
Belafonte tries to clinch up but Pisse circles away and keeps his distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Belafonte tries to clinch but Pisse moves out of range.
Pisse lands a nice hook to Belafonte's body. Belafonte takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Pisse works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Belafonte dodges the punch combination from Pisse.
Pisse misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Belafonte.
Pisse fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pisse tries to bum rush Belafonte with a series of wild strikes but Belafonte uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pisse misses with a series of wild punches.
Pisse works the jab nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisse swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Good standup being displayed there by Pisse as he connects with a hook.
Pisse keeps the fight on the outside.
Belafonte dodges the punch combination from Pisse.
Belafonte is looking to clinch but Pisse is avoiding it.
Pisse throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Belafonte on the side of the head.
Pisse throws a series of punches but Belafonte moves out of range.
Victor Belafonte has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nisse Pisse is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Pisse just misses with a punch to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nisse Pisse showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Pisse, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nisse Pisse!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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