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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Gunter Kicurasz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Kiltspinner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kicurasz kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Stemm - Face the Pain. Gunter Kicurasz could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jimmy Kiltspinner's chin.
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164 lbs
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145 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Gunter Kicurasz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jimmy Kiltspinner!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Paulsen Ambrosius and Patrick Alders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiltspinner slips a jab from Kicurasz.
Kiltspinner is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kicurasz tries to clinch up but Kiltspinner circles away and keeps his distance.
Kiltspinner scores with a three punch combo!
A left and a right from Kiltspinner both land. Nice combination.
Kicurasz throws a sloppy head kick and Kiltspinner moves out of range easily.
Kicurasz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Kiltspinner manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kiltspinner loads up on a big right hand but Kicurasz slips the punch.
Kiltspinner blocks a head kick by Kicurasz.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiltspinner slaps away a takedown attempt from Kicurasz, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Kicurasz looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kiltspinner is fending him off so far but Kicurasz persists. Nope, Kiltspinner circles away and we're back to standing.
Kiltspinner throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kiltspinner looks to land a combination but Kicurasz avoids it well.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kicurasz looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kicurasz doesn't manage to clinch there - Kiltspinner circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kicurasz is defended easily by Kiltspinner.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gunter Kicurasz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kicurasz closes the distance and clinches up with Kiltspinner, looking for a takedown. Kicurasz pushes Kiltspinner against the cage but Kiltspinner circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Kiltspinner rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kicurasz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiltspinner misses with a wild combination.
A punch combination from Kiltspinner misses.
Kiltspinner misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kicurasz tries to clinch there but Kiltspinner circles away.
Kicurasz shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kiltspinner as he jumps to the side.
Kiltspinner throws a nice looking combination but Kicurasz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Kicurasz moves away from the strike by Kiltspinner.
Kicurasz with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kiltspinner to score with a decent uppercut.
Kiltspinner fails to land with a series of punches.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kicurasz misses with an uppercut. Kiltspinner saw that one coming.
Kicurasz will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jimmy Kiltspinner dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jimmy Kiltspinner's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Kicurasz tries to clinch but Kiltspinner moves out of range.
Kicurasz tries to clinch up.
Kiltspinner swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
No joy there for Kiltspinner, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kicurasz looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kiltspinner closes the distance and lands a one-two.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kicurasz fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kiltspinner scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Gunter Kicurasz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kicurasz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kiltspinner misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kicurasz shoots in for a double leg but Kiltspinner sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Kiltspinner lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kicurasz tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kiltspinner swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kiltspinner misses with a wild combination.
Kiltspinner stuffs the takedown attempt from Kicurasz. Kicurasz gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gunter Kicurasz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kicurasz shoots in for a takedown but Kiltspinner shows good takedown defense.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiltspinner throws a right and a left that Kicurasz avoids nicely.
Kicurasz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kicurasz wants to clinch up but Kiltspinner keeps it at a distance.
Kiltspinner lands a two punch combo.
Kiltspinner lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Kicurasz backs up against the cage.
Kicurasz tries to clinch but Kiltspinner moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kicurasz looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kiltspinner swinging wildly here.
Kiltspinner throws a nice looking combination but Kicurasz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kiltspinner throws a right and a left that Kicurasz avoids nicely.
Kiltspinner looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jimmy Kiltspinner showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jimmy Kiltspinner's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Kiltspinner circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kicurasz tries to close the distance and clinch but Kiltspinner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kiltspinner throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kicurasz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Kiltspinner manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kicurasz dodges the punch combination from Kiltspinner.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kiltspinner misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kicurasz has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Kiltspinner. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Kicurasz closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kiltspinner circles away.
Kicurasz dodges the punch combination from Kiltspinner.
Sloppy strikes from Kiltspinner. Those never looked like landing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A combination from Kiltspinner does no damage.
Kicurasz slips under a jab from Kiltspinner.
Kiltspinner lands a jab-cross combination.
Kicurasz throws a shot from downtown. Kiltspinner moves away and avoids it.
Kicurasz looks for a takedown but Kiltspinner sprawls well.
Kicurasz tries to clinch up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kicurasz is looking to clinch.
Kiltspinner swats away the attempt to clinch by Kicurasz.
Kiltspinner is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Kiltspinner throws a nice looking combination but Kicurasz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kicurasz is defended easily by Kiltspinner.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gunter Kicurasz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kicurasz throws a sloppy head kick and Kiltspinner moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Kicurasz takes one on the button.
Jimmy Kiltspinner is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kicurasz tries to clinch up but Kiltspinner circles away and keeps his distance.
Kiltspinner looks to land a combination but Kicurasz avoids it well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kicurasz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kicurasz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jimmy Kiltspinner comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Kiltspinner has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight for Jimmy Kiltspinner!
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight for Jimmy Kiltspinner!
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight for Jimmy Kiltspinner!
Jimmy Kiltspinner wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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